Grenade inspector= DemeO=Demolition Officer. Pick up grenade, inspect for damage, place grenade in right hand with spoon toward the web of your hand, bring to chest. Identify target by pointing with left hand Bring left hand to chest, place second finger through pin ring locking finger with the thumb and pull placing removed pin on parapet directly in front of you. Re Identify target. Reach right arm back to full length so you can see through the pin hole to ensure there are no obstructions. In a loud clear voice call “Grenade” Throw grenade, DO NOT BOWL GRENADE OVERARM. Watch grenade strike ground to see if it will hit your target. Duck. “BOOM” You have now successfully thrown a grenade. If no detonation is noted, cease grenade serial. Wait 15 minutes for event of slow burn fuse. If grenade has at this point not detonated call for Deme-O. Grenade inspector! See I know something, can I be one too?? Doc.
Way off topic again, I found a CS grenade in my old Army gear a few months ago. Been years since I used one so fuck knows where it came from. Doc.
Your posts aren't in bold on your PC because YOU POSTED THEM!! It's only in bold to let you know that you haven't read it yet. You need to lighten up. What makes your rant any better than the rest of 'em??
I don't ever get pissed off on here, but have a bit of fuckin' courtesy and understand that posts like this aren't going to do anything but get you NOWHERE on this forum. It's conspiracy THEORY guys like you that help to promote all the bullshit liberal press crap that is on the fuckin' news everyday!! Yes...the HAMB is a secret society of communists here to do nothing but make you feel like an idiot. Alright. Jumpin' off the soap box.
hey just noticed my tag matches the engine in the 54 my boss came to the conclusion that the bottom end is a hand grenade wit the pin pulled over 5 grand i better hold on to the spoon tight or that lil mans gittin out
i think that there is atleast one "parranoid asshole" on here...i want to see someone with the title of "asshat supreme", though be careful you might end up with "whiney bitch" as your title
i got a streat sign from my friends that said [asshole dr.]think there tryin to tell me somethin ? nah
Oh shit, I just checked Slamdpup's profile, and I see his occupation is a repoman in Atlanta! All you guys have been fucking with a repoman! Including me! Watch your backs sucka's! Hey Slamdpup, how long have you been in the business? I have met some punk repomen, but they never lasted more than 3 months before one of three career-ending incidents: 1: Getting the shit kicked out of newbie repoman by debtor. 2. Calling in a car "found" then having owner scare agent away, leaving agent to return with no car. 3. Getting dead. So what's up? Just a little confusion over the merit system here? The moderators sometimes 'graduate' a member if they post a great thread, and vice-versa. This board seems to have a tradition of fucking with the new guys. Don't take the ball-busting here seriously! The truth is, if you don't have a sense of humor, this isn't the place to hang out. But neither is MLK blvd at 3 AM in a cop car with a transponder and a set of try-out keys. I hope you come back to laugh it off.
A point I was trying to make is: Moderators have the power to promote/demote a user at will. If you saw another poster with less posts, but a higher rank, it may be due to the fact that the other guy is someone special, such as a known builder, or Rashy's former cellmate. This is the way of the world. (you're not a commie are you?) For example, I am a Pontiac guy, and on a different [Pontiac] board, I am a 'Senior Member', even though I only have 100 or so posts there. But people know me, and I know my shit, due to being a Pontiac geek that has built some infamous Pontiac powered street race cars in my time.
Not to dis ya 49, but slamed...god loves you. It's everyone else that thinks yer an asshole!! WTF!! I just noticed I'm a member...I've been called that before.
Hey if anyone's ever handing out the Asshole title I'll take one! I'd prefer Coochie Inspector but Asshole is just good, just dear god don't make it Asshole Inspector.
Sheesh... I'd give anything to be a Grenade Inspector.. I been working on it for months! Pull the pin.. Ifin it dont explode mark it as a dud and grab the next one.
I always thought being a grenade inspector was kind of cool. No matter how many posts I get, I'd lobby to keep that title. Not that I live for titles, but this is a good one. . .
I am just happy to not be a newbie. I been building cars for 35 years. What's in a name. When all you see is tail lights and tire smoke you're gonna call me GONE anyway. Rodman
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