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Guns should be outlawed!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by ROADRAT EDDIE, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. ROADRAT EDDIE
    Joined: Apr 17, 2005
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    ROADRAT EDDIE
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    from New york

    Just picked up a real nice '37 ford truck cab that some hillbilly mistook for a ra****......What nature didn't put a bunch of holes in, some one toothed ****** did
     
  2. 40StudeDude
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    Awwwwwwww, that's too bad, now you've got your work "cut out" for you...and you're sure it was a one-toothed ******???

    He's probably thinking: "Now why would some durn fool wanna take thet rusty old piece of **** and deny me my target?"

    Just becuz someone used it for target practice is NO good reason to outlaw guns!!!

    R-
     
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  3. ROADRAT EDDIE
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    from New york

    You never saw bullet holes before?...:mad::D....Luckily the doors must've been off the cab because they were spared Mostly the back,a couple in the rear corners of the roof and a couple in the firewall
     
  4. Kevin Lee
    Joined: Nov 12, 2001
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    That ***le was obviously toungue-in-cheek. If this thread turns even remotely where I think you're suggesting it should - it's gone.

    Good luck filling the holes Eddie.
     
  5. Goozgaz
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    You just saved a lot of money on fake bullet hole stickers :D
     
  6. Bugman
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    Bullet holes add charicter to vintage tin. Chances are, since you dragged it out of teh woods, it needs quite a bit of work anyway, so a few holes here and there won't make all that much difference(P.S. I love guns almost as much as i love cars :) )
     
  7. "Guns don't kill cars. Hillbillies do."
     
  8. when negativematt was dis***embling my quarter panels he sold me he sent me a pm that said he didn't realize it, but there was a bunch of shotgun pattern in one side.. I asked him which side? he said p***enger, and I said Great! That'll match my p***enger door perfectly!

    Unfortunately it's lots of fun to shoot old cars, but I prefer a moving target.
     
  9. borndead327
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    mmmmmmmm......................guns
     
  10. YaDude
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    hahahaha
     
  11. breeder
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    I Like Holes!!!;)
     
  12. One must be a real dumb mother f..er to use a car as target practice there fore one should not be allowed to have a gun nor have children.
    BTW if offended it must be true.
    Cars are a big part of american history, so don't **** it up
     
  13. Pooch
    Joined: Apr 11, 2006
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    [​IMG] Re: Guns should be outlawed!!!!!!
    "Guns don't kill cars. Hillbillies do."

    Lets outlaw hillbillies..........I want to keep my guns
    Pooch
     
  14. Unless the car is a sieve, look at it this way.

    Bullet holes are easy to fix and it will be a good learning experience.

    Repair them one section at a time, prime as you go and you'll see some progress which will help put you in the right frame of mind.
     
  15. Modly
    Joined: Apr 22, 2006
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    from Michigan

    Bullet holes add character. Makes it look like a real mobster/criminal/outlaw ride.

    You'll be the ultimate bad*** with a few *real* bullet holes in that thing, rather than with the stickers.
     
  16. Muttley
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    Guns rule......just dont shoot them at cars.........except maybe Honda's and Toyota's.
     
  17. chrisntx
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    I thought you ratrodders LIKED the bullet holes :D Everything I have seen refers to "the required number of bullet holes"
     
  18. Easy now
     
  19. breeder
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    this thread need a GIT-R-DUN:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
     
  20. THECHICK
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    LOL . when I had my 53 pickup , I was told it was some southern guy's daily ride because he was a drunk. He wanted something he didnt feel bad about when he drive off the road into ditches. Apprently he did that A LOT.:eek: Probably shot the damn thing up a time or two as well- there were some unidentifiable holes on places I wouldnt have thought things rusted .

    Kinda wish I still had the thing but sold it to another HAMB er about 3 years ago who sold it to someone else to enjoy.... Woulda like running into ditches on my own time..
     
  21. ****,my 33 doesn't have any in the right places, so now I gotta shoot the damn thing myself.:D
    You think I'm kidding dont you?!
     
  22. ROADRAT EDDIE
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    A coupla of them add character....25 of them add ventilation

    More than that add a lot of time to bodywork:eek:
     
  23. 81ttopcoupe
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    Maybe someone could do us up a Tech specifically on repairig large caliber bullet holes. My 38 has quite a few as well in its cab and doors. I started on a pattern of them a couple of weeks ago and I am not satisfied with my results. I have metal overlaping metal from the stretch the bullet put into it.
    I am considering using a hole saw to cut the holes out and then weld in another peice of metal.
     

  24. If you fix five a day, that'll only take a week.

    I know, it don't add up, but there's a couple of beer drinking BBQ days in there.

    I mean . . . man doesn't live by bullet holes alone....:D
     
  25. Maybe this'll make you feel better.

    More than 25 bullet holes in this one.
     

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  26. kentucky
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    DOn't blame the hillbillies! Around here the ones that shoot everything are the city slickers that think packing a pea shooter makes 'em Jesse James - the REAL one! Us mountain folk know that ammo is better used on deer, squirrells, and hippies.
     
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  27. jerry
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    Ask hotrodron about bullet holes. His 32 coupe is called the

    "227 bullit special"!


    jerry
     
  28. ROADRAT EDDIE
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    ROADRAT EDDIE
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    from New york

    Good point!:D......
     
  29. Domn8r
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    from Helena, MO

    Things like this will happen when you leave a loaded hillbilly laying around.
     

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