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GUY's, take a picture of your penis, and lets compare 'em !!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by cole, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. OldCarPilot
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    Gotta love the HC hijack!
     
  2. praisethelowered
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    What is so bad about having all these dudes mulling over every last detail of the penis that you have worked so hard to create? It's a beautiful penis and it deserves that kind of attention. The comparison thing was a little goofy but there are some really interesting comments within about the subtleties of penises.

    Sure they should get out there and build a better penis of thier own, but maybe a post like that leads to better penises by everyone. I definitely learned a few things about penises reading it.

    Anyay. . . back to work on my own '35 penis that I hope will eclipse them all someday. .



     
  3. RF
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    [ QUOTE ]
    subtleties of penises.

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    Isn't it penii?

    And, w/o quoting, didn't Cole saying something to the likes of...Don't Respond? And here I am replying...
    Take his request for what it really is. If you can't figure that out, then just carry on with the silliness.
     
  4. hankcash
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    ooooooooooo
     

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  5. LIMEY
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    Thank you HC cos thats what daddy likes..... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. Nads
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    Cole actually builds things, he's allowed to go off at the handle once in a while. He'll be remembered in 30 years, I l**d and M***us won't be.

    Rulers can get away with shit that mortals shouldn't touch.

    P.S, it has been my experience that the biggest homophobes have the most desire to secretly suck on dongsickles.
     
  7. Broman
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    You about done sucking Cole's? lol


     
  8. McGrath
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    Rulers can get away with shit that mortals shouldn't touch.



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    Gratuitous Asskissing at its best... [​IMG]
     
  9. low springs
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    this reply isn't for Cole but for HC. keep posting them pics don't be shy. [​IMG]
     
  10. JamesG
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Rulers can get away with shit that mortals shouldn't touch.



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    Gratuitous Asskissing at its best... [​IMG]

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    No shit.

    And thats 1L**d, get it right MR. [​IMG]
     
  11. Mootz
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    What's really sad is that with a title like that, we all still looked? hmmmmmmmmmmm......

    Mootz
     
  12. slammed
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    Hank to the rescue.....Me-freakin'-owwww that 1st pic is a dandy. Now, the rest of you.....Back to the alter and Worship the man-metal-master! What was the line Mel Brook's said? Oh, yes: "It's Good to be the King".
     
  13. Anderson
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    H azardous C argo, at it again...
     
  14. wow 900 views in a couple hours.. We have a lot of Gay people on this board.. Dont we!!
     
  15. Noname38
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    wow 900 views in a couple hours.. We have a lot of Gay people on this board.. Dont we!!

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    Bet the same group of guys keep viewing hoping to see more of them pics HC is postin.......
     
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    wow 900 views in a couple hours.. We have a lot of Gay people on this board.. Dont we!!

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    Bet the same group of guys keep viewing hoping to see more of them pics HC is postin.......

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    or hoping to see Penis..
     
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  21. <font color="green"> I prefer to simply empty the car wash change machine. It's easy to do with a Post-It note, some used video tape and a paper clip. Might need some horse urine if the machine is older than 1963. </font>
     
  22. Neppy, um I have this friend who want to learn how to borrow money from the car wash. Teach me, um, him.
     
  23. BELLM
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    Buncha freakin wierdos! 1200 hits in just a few hours. The post the other day by the nuns looking for parts for the old nailhead in the old station wagon they use to deliver food to the needy only got two hits. And those two hits were by homeless HAMBers trying to sign up for meals on wheels.
     
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  25. 67Imp.Wagon
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    He's pointing out how ridiculous debating his '36 vs 50Frauds '36 is.

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    Your dead on with that quote. I think he is also trying to tell everyone to quit wasteing your time and get in the garage.
     
  26. Bruce Lancaster
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    Neppy, you're hinting at a great tech post...let's hear it all!
     
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