HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

Bias ply or not
Please start a new thread on this
It's been what, four days?

 

I guess I didn't nail the "hiaku" part to well...I got a little carried away ..hhahah

 

HAHAHAHA! KREEPYRATZ! you are tyrell's friend...

here is a haiku titled "Orca-billy"

You are not curvy
You are a pig with tattoos
leave in your civic

 

Cheater slicks was good
Rally wheels was funny too
But I needed more than five syllables for the last line

 

Like this

Definitely made for a good laugh

Oh and I hope if you guys see me at a show posing I'm not a photo bimbo...but I know the type. At least I know what kind of car I'm sitting on...and I ask, ha

 

AG

Thirty-Two Ford Coupe.
Invokes visions of Milner.
Its piss yella' and puke green.

 

2011 H.A.M.B. Calendar

Horizontal pics
Color, not Black and White pics
Why can't HAMBers read?



KIRK!'s 2011 H.A.M.B. Calendar Submissions

More art fag closeups...
Show no creativity
Don't quit your day job!

 

Kelsey

so classy you are
bent spokes help me seek you out
buy three get one good

 

One hundred posts here
not really traditional
yet we laugh out loud

 

merc crank

you give extra stroke
more power when push pedal
extra edge i need

 

I miss Pontiac,
GM sucks- lame ass retards
Next time I'll buy FORD!

 

Kreepy Ratz

Kreepy ratz car club
Flaming skull floor mats are in
Rat tail clung on bumper

47 dodge Pickup

Cheapest of all ratz
Chop top, channel, and red wheels
Speed bump cut brake lines

Roadster

Better than poop coupes
No top here, wind in your hair
Flatty screamin now

 

Sedan
black and red and chrome
later model mill
better than before.

Why?
Pick-up was real nice
all apart now it is
and i did that why?

 

drag race

from the early days of american graffiti
to the stoner days of 2 lane
now a days they took my black top away
i need a 1/4 mile

 

Found rusty old parts,
Laying in the back of shed,
Want 'em for your rat?

 

The race!
Quarter-mile, last round!
Nailed the shift, power and tire smoke!
Nine-eighty-seven!

Paint

Dull gray primer, no!
Looking for metalflake red
Reflecting the sunlight

NITRO

The smell of nitro
Permeates the air heavy
And burns my nostrils

Route 66

The Mother Road lives!
Better days have passed, yes sir!
I remember it well

The Drive

Car show tomorrow
My rod is ready to roll
Forty miles to go

Hudson

My Hornet is fast
A '52 coupe, Twin-H!
It yearns for the drive!

 

This thread is gay
snugglers too
kirk! Wtf?

 

yes !!!!!

 

Funny-ass-shit
The H.A.M.B. is where it's at
Thanks for the laughs guys!!




BloodyKnuckles

 

Oh, Nitromethane
I Love The Cackle You Make
So Sweet Is Your Smell

 

PINSTRIPER

Colorfull lines you make
So fine is the art
You go find real job before everyone in the house starves to death.

 

This is the gayest thing ive seen on the hamb since that hrd guy pierced his dinger and then went to commit suicide................

 

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Ah yes, the Aaron incident

 

Thank you.

 

Black Saturday

Server down today
No Mexican Beer, Ryan
Thanks for your efforts

 

spent all day
looking at car pictures
dialup connection

 

How-to-patina?
And why no love for black prime?
I wish Germ was back.

 

I have a Shoebox,
traded my Buick for it.
I liam digging it.

Bob Bleed did the chop,
and Fat lucky did the seats -
I will finish it.

My daily driver?
Nineteen fifty five Chevy,
it's a pickup truck.

Goodguys Bowling Green,
We will be there next weekend -
hope to see you there.

High And Mighty Board,
don't even try to fit in,
you are not worthy.

 

Rockabilly

Your tunes suck
Turn down your blown radio shack six by nines
I want to go poop

 

Chicks dig sweet poetry,
Hot Rod Haiku attracts hairy men,
KIRK likes rainbows.