HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

Hippies like herb,
Chicks like midgets,
Follow the yellow brick road.

 

Kiwi's like "Candy",
Graffiti is cool,
Kev wants roadtrip for large wood!!

 

Hey Skip, I'm little nervous about the upcoming visit. We're going to see the Redwoods right?

 

hot rod bimbo made me spit on my keyboard. f-ing hilarious.

 

Enough. This thread sux

 

hot rods and customs
The sarge has a point you should hear
off topic is reet

 

O Fonzie You made Kirk's posts so entertaining Please come back to us

 

crap this is funny
and it will surely get locked.
what is ur dream ride?

 

ABone coupe gray
Done Rust Done
Paint never flys

 

CHROME
Like a drug you are
A narcotic for my eye
Instant enjoyment


To My Favorite GG Photog
Did you see my car?
How do I know if I won?
Picture in Gazette?


KIRK!
Poetry is Gay
Although is way too much fun
Emperor Approved!

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History rewritten;

Rusty flat black car
too many bad photographs
please finish your ride


Paul

 

Then why would you post on it? Thanks for bringing it back to the top though.

 

Average HAMBer

You guys make me laugh
Take life too seriously
Get sense of humor


Average HAMBer 2.0

Life can be more fun
Try making fun of yourself
It works every time

 

AND SO IT BEGINS

My dads first new car
Sitting out back since '50
Hot rod dreams, let's go!

 

70
Watch'n the show from the chair
That music sucked fifties years ago
Fucking kids don't know shit from shinola

 

Traditional speed

A wise man once said
It's not how fast you can go
It's HOW you go fast



Standard

Why run an auto
Stick shift cars more FUN to drive
fuck automatics

 

KIRK!
Gay Good Guys Rep don't drop the soap
Rainbows and Bunnies Unicorns and Lace
Dickfer Henweigh's home in your Mom

 

so the black lincoln
has a president in it
shit,what just happened

 

Posting
Need a 1,000 to be cool need to 10,000 rule
Make fun of crap that you know nothing about
There must be better things to do

 

Gold chainer

Sit by trailer queen
Yell at children all day long
"HEY, don't touch the car!"

Paint

nineteen-ninety-five
any color, any car
my name is Earl Scheib

Brothers

I joined a car club
we try to help each other
clubs are not for seals

uh-huh

at the store the man
says I had one just like yours
I doubt it, fella

 

Thanks for the good laugh!

 

FLATHEAD

old heavy V8
valves are found inside not over
magnaflux no cracks


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here is a poem I wrote, its not a haiku but I thought you might enjoy it.


"Three on the tree"

1st gear, down and to the back, clutch out.

Up and forward, 2nd gear, accelerate.

3rd gear, cruzing.

Decelerate, pop, rap, snap, music played thru open pipes.

11 o'clock, 1 o'clock, and back, bias plies wander.

Reflection in the shoe store window, slow down.

Santana on the radio, Samba Pa Ti, light turns green

 

Thought of these on the way back from Wendover, this morning.

Got it Made

Moriarity
He'd chrome the Eiffel Tower
and cram in speed parts

3W Larry

Three Window Larry
32 Ford Lunatic
His wife needs sainthood

Hold Your Liquor

There is a HAMBer
that puked on Hugh Heff's driveway
Bunnies watched in awe

 

Power Parker

Why must you park like that
Did your fellow club members wake up late
Or is it I'm too cool, my Hot Rod is the Shit

 

Slow Burn

Flathead, oh flathead
So very underpowered
but traditional

 

Really

pompadore pomade
broke and stuck in the cuffs
o' why don't you move

 

WHATS IT WORTH

I don't have a clue
I'm going to start a dumb thread
I need help to sell

 

My 54 F100
My poor 54
with parts all over the floor
only want be be on the other side of the door

 

Autumn
Fall leaves are falling
Beatiful time for cruising
Shit...no car to drive

Dad's story: Riding Cushman as a kid
Going really fast
No return-spring on throttle
Oily hands...can't stop!

Time
I'm getting old fast
Dreamed of hot rod all my life
I need to hurry

Haiku
This thread is funny
Five, seven, five for Haiku
Counting with fingers

College
Studying today
Fxxk pharmacology class
HAMB bad influence

"Gay thread"
This thread is stupid?
You have no sense of humor
Bitch, complain and whine

Wife is home now
Have read this whole thread
Wife is wondering why I'm
Talking in Haiku

 

Pics of what?