HAIKU: Let's Get a Little SOPHISTIMACASHUN Up in Here. HOT ROD POETRY? Yeah, so?

Touche'

 

Poser
Cruise for a Latte
Admiring my billet rod
One happy poser

38 Truck
Unfinished Pick-up
Rattling, leaking, on the road
Driving makes me smile

 

Fives are Real Cool
Pipty Sebens are Trendy
When Six is Magic

 

A Haiku is 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. I really liked your contributions so I edited them version it fit, I hope you don't mind.

70
Watching show from the chair
Fifties years music still sucks
F#ck! kids don't know sh!t

KIRK!
gay do not drop the soap
rainbows bunnies unicorns
still naked at mom's

Posting
need thousands to be cool
making fun of thing unknown
better thing to do

 

Subscribing to thread
Going to buy some pot now
Will be funnier on return

 

RWYB

On 10 23 10
"Run What Ya Brung" in Georgia
Shameless promotion

 

Rules
All rules were broken
HAMBer rebel all the same
HAMB Nazis remain

Thanx

 

Artist formally known as KIRK

Spoken word Cd of Haiku
Release just before Christmas
Billboard + HAMB = Grammy

 

While in 7-11


Put magazine down
This is not a library
Pay or get out now

 

Sweet!

 

I'm gonna kick you in the nuts at SEMA. Just like I do clients that say-"can you rewire my car? With a whole new harness?" People that make me think hurt my head, you peckerwood. Even my Japanese friends hate Haiku, you DICK!
"Anata-wa ano dicku-san, wakari-masu-ka?"

 

Doko-de anato-no atama, aho-ka?

 

Illumination

Don't feel so bad now
About not knowin' nuttin'
'Bout no damn Haiku


Illusion

Small doggie hikes leg
Tres skillful photographer
How did he do that?

Illiteration

"...a stimulus of..."
The car journalist gets paid
It makes you wonder.

 

You're welcome.

 

TOMCANTDOIT


cant decide on shit
changed my mind to many time
i want my HOT ROD!!!

whats taking so long
thirty-one on a deuce frame
you can do it tom

ITS NOT A POMP FOOL
IT IS MY CHICANO FRO
GET IT RIGHT SUCKA

im TOMCANTDOIT
i have a sense of humor
make fun of me please

i LOVE all HOT RODS
thirty-twos make me smile
FUCK YOU RAT RODDERS!!!

 

Is it a 32
No it's a 31
...Dumb ass

 

Bump:

Haiku Not So Hard
Its Five Then Seven Then Five
Syllables, OK?

 

IRONY

I hate this gay thread
So I posted here my thoughts
Now back to the top!


HEMI

Bitchin minivan
Lowered and all murdered out
Its really a bus

DECATUR

Hunnert Car Pile-Up
"It is too far to drive now"
You missed out loser

ARTICULATE

Talk bad about Goodguys
KIRK! will shut you down quickly
Without much swearing


DONE

I am all gayed out
Should not the Cheaters be here?
Enough for tonight

 

WTF?

What? Hot rod Haiku?
Ten pages in seven days . . .
Now I've read it all.

With that said . . .

I'm sort of impressed.
Grease monkeys write poetry.
Who would have thunk it?

 

Can not look away
Must go and wrench on something
To make up for it

 

The first to pop up
why double penatration
I need counceling

 

Love this place

This is too funny
Im completely diying over here
this place is something else

 

If I had a coin
For each "Hey, What's it worth" thread
I'd still be annoyed

He said he had some hemi's
That he was going to throw away
Just another B.S.'er

 

Lower in the Back

Just kustoms tail-drag
You’re hot rod looks dumb ass-low
Please stop already


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

 

Now it is friday
And to honor KIRK! I know
to bring this thread back

And not be happy
with one pillow-biting line
turned hai-ku orgy

Cuz I'm in the mood
to preregister at shows
and make for damn sure

Everyone sees me
Drinking PBR
Talking about spider webs

Park diagonal
And always park on the grass
Cuz i'm here for show

I do not care to
see my radials are bald
blinded by red rims

my math is simple
20 lbs of mud in car
8 inch cuff on jeans

I can't stop counting
to 5 when I try to speak
ratty mc rat rat

 

Lifestyle

live'n the ol'skool
orca betties, neck tattoos
rat-rod-a-rif-ic

 

please please more hai-ku
trash talking other people
boosts my self esteem

 

What the fark, over?
It's Friday night, much boredom
Rainy and cold out

My dog is barking
Wants to go for a car ride
I might just do that

All eight cylinders
Nice rumble at an idle
I do love the sound

Tires squealing madly
Long, black streaks on the pavement
Power testament

Four-on-the-floor, yeah!
Shifts through the gears like a pro
Never missed one yet!

Four-tens out in back
The rubber grips the road hard
Feeling the miles go

Contemplating now
Race that old yellow coupe there?
Show him my tail lights!

Paradise Road looms
A ribbon of black pavement
Beckons the soul now

 

That's some funny shit.


Three Stromberg 97s
It seems I always adjust you
Still, you idle choppy....