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HAMB Auction... one (1) famous 'coon tail

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by SamIyam, Nov 22, 2003.

  1. One slightly used "famous" '**** tail.
    Has been to:
    Billetproof 2001, 2002, 2003
    California Hot Rod Reunion 2001, 2002
    March Meet 2003
    Danville Duke's Breakfasts 2001-present
    Countless other car shows and events.
    Has traveled almost 6000 miles.
    Has run the 1/4 mile in 13.07@106mph.
    Has gone 125mph.
    Has been "stroked" by many people... some people too famous in the hot rodding world to name. [​IMG]
    Has been featured... well, sort of... in Rod and Custom, CK Deluxe and The Goodguys Gazette.

    And most notably it was a participant in the 2002, Rod and Custom Asphalt Ego-Rama where it... while tied to the Roach Rod... got third place.

    I will also include one of my PERSONAL copies (of the 200 or so that I bought) of the April 2003 issue of Rod and Custom Magazine where you can spot this... no, where this '**** tail was FEATURED on the COVER!! (blocking my mug from the camera)
    I will also sign the magazine and write something witty on the cover that authenticates the **** tail.
    This is a 10 day auction that will end on Tuesday December 2nd at 12:00pm California time.
    As soon as Ryan sends me your addy and notifies me that you paid up... I'll ship it to you.

    Happy bidding!!
     

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  2. nor cal nic
    Joined: Feb 26, 2003
    Posts: 813

    nor cal nic
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    i'll open the bids at $1.00 (american)
    nic
     
  3. modernbeat
    Joined: Jul 2, 2001
    Posts: 1,310

    modernbeat
    Member
    from Dallas, TX

  4. Jeff Norwell
    Joined: Aug 20, 2003
    Posts: 15,278

    Jeff Norwell
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    Awww........that would look great pinned to my ex-wife's ***......$35.00
     
  5. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,625

    Rocky
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    forty bucks....It'd look suave on the back of the pith helmet I got from av8....autographed, no less...
     
  6. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    fab32
    Member Emeritus

    Rocky, Have got to keep you honest, I'll go $45.

    Frank
     
  7. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,625

    Rocky
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    I'm not worried, Frank........I'm prepared to go about $4500 if I have to. After all, the auction doesn't end 'till Dec 2nd. I'll up the ante to $50 for that 125 mph **** tail.... heh heh.............
     
  8. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    fab32
    Member Emeritus

    Rocky, I knew I could count on you. Why not submit that $4500 bid now and save the rest of us the anxiety of thinking we stand a chance? haha!!!

    Frank
     
  9. Wait 'till you guys hear who has (stroked) it! [​IMG]

    To name a few:
    Alex Xidias
    Pete Chapouris (I cought him just touching it)
    Pat Gh****
    Jim Aust (he couldn't keep his hands off it!)
    Bob Peerson
    ...and a few more... I'm almost sure of... [​IMG]
    Sam.
     
  10. Sam F.
    Joined: Mar 28, 2002
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    Sam F.
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  11. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,469

    jerry
    Member

    $75.

    when are you going to sell the "autographed" alternator?


    jerry
     
  12. [ QUOTE ]
    Wait 'till you guys hear who has (stroked) it! [​IMG]
    Jim Aust (he couldn't keep his hands off it!)

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You said you'd never tell!!!
     
  13. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
    Posts: 3,472

    Skate Fink
    Member Emeritus

    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    Wait 'till you guys hear who has (stroked) it! [​IMG]
    Jim Aust (he couldn't keep his hands off it!)

    [/ QUOTE ]

    You said you'd never tell!!!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ......I thought this was about the **** tail?? [​IMG]
     
  14. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
    Posts: 3,798

    ray
    Member
    from colorado

    c'mon guys, it would cost you a lot more to get a ****tail from orange county choppers!
     
  15. Cword
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 744

    Cword
    Member

    Geez, I don't need a '**** tail I've got the rest of the family
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
  16. nor cal nic
    Joined: Feb 26, 2003
    Posts: 813

    nor cal nic
    Member

    well, i'm out... [​IMG]
    nic
     
  17. MattStrube
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
    Posts: 1,073

    MattStrube
    Member

    I'll throw in a pair of my soiled shorts from riding shotgun throughout the whole trip...autographed of course. [​IMG]
     
  18. Rocky
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 17,625

    Rocky
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    Ewwwwwwwwww....my bid just went back to $25.
     
  19. It looks like Jerry is the winner!!!

    You know the drill... [​IMG]
    Sam.
     
  20. jerry
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,469

    jerry
    Member

    thank you samIyam.

    as they say, "the check's in the mail!"


    jerry
     

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