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HAMB CHOP- PLEASE READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by chopt50, Jun 8, 2004.

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  1. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    he sounds like the CHOP MASTER?

    I bet he CRIES easy,,,,

    I bet he will email RYAN and tell him I said something MEAN....
     
  2. 46stude
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
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    Yea, Rash, my comment was amusing, but I must bow down to the master. I spit my Shiner Bock all over the screen when I read this one-

    [ QUOTE ]
    You couldn't CHOP your FOOT of if you were the GUY in the ROAD WARRIOR movie

    [/ QUOTE ]
     
  3. [ QUOTE ]
    Killer put it most succinctly: fuck you

    What a fucking prick.. [​IMG]
    why don't you quit stinking up our garage with your bullshit and GO AWAY.

    I'll kick $10 towards gas for Court's trip to Temecula. EVEL can ride along to shoot some asskick video, add some music then sell DVDs to fund the board. Anyone want to design the shirt?

    I wish Karl & Kristy the best of luck in getting their life situation back on track. Hang on you guys, it'll get better.


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    Right on Shortbus!
    Kristy and Karl are really great people and I want them to get outta this rut. They are more diehard car people than I could ever be. She just wants to have her car chopped SO BAD. Hell, I'll put up HALF of the fucking cash if that's what it would take! Yeah, you heard me !
    I'd sooner bribe somebody to give Karl a job and get them a place to live.Any takers??? Instead of the HAMB chop how about the HAMB give two young parents a leg up contest?
     
  4. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    I would donate some cash or AUCTION some shit if its MONEY the CHICK needs,,, WHAT do you think?

    make a POST and ROUND up the THOUSAND, I will auction a BARRIS trinket
     
  5. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Yea, Rash, my comment was amusing, but I must bow down to the master. I spit my Shiner Bock all over the screen when I read this one-

    [ QUOTE ]
    You couldn't CHOP your FOOT of if you were the GUY in the ROAD WARRIOR movie

    [/ QUOTE ]

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">A SHINER FOUL!?!?!

    I think there's a five second rule! I sit carpet or vinyl?

    Shit, five seconds are up.

    Hold on, now I need a Shiner.....

    That's better.

    GERM is the MASTER.

    I'm a LOSER, therefore, HE is my HERO,,,,,,


    Don't tell GERM but I laughed my ass off at that one too. Dude, an INSTANT visual. It was total recall!

    DUMBASSES are so fun!!!

    RASHY </font>
     
  6. Right fucking on! Germ is fucking A 1 in my book! Anybody else?
     
  7. Fat Cat
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I bet he CRIES easy,,,,

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Naa, hes to much of a man to cry

    [ QUOTE ]
    I bet he will email RYAN and tell him I said something MEAN....

    [/ QUOTE ]

    And then? [​IMG]


     
  8. Chopped50Ford
    Joined: Feb 16, 2003
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    Apparently Chopt50 has no idea on what this "sport" is all about.

    He is obviously a "What do I get out of it?" type of person.

    I give him a week before he is yanked off the board...heh [​IMG]

    Hey Chopt, maybe you should go to the Mini-truckin/Import crowd, there's alot of them type of people in thier hobbie, you'll be right at home. [​IMG]
     
  9. Chopped50Ford
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    Hell, I'll put up HALF of the fucking cash if that's what it would take!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Flatlandman, Ill help. I have never met them but great people deserve the best of help. Ill drop a few 20's to the cause and my experience in metal work.

    Its people like this that make it more fun to enjoy and do...it others..."aaaahem"...that can piss up a rope.

    If I could hire, I would bring Karl in for work. I might be able to find a part-time situation. Work is getting heavy, and a few good workers may be what I need.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. RocketDaemon
    Joined: Jul 4, 2001
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    the funny thing is that _YOU_ also are here
    so i guess your partially right...

    [ QUOTE ]
    Everyone on here is a joke.


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  11. k-member
    Joined: May 25, 2002
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    I don't think he could chop his foot off! ASSHOLE!
     

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  12. momentumfoto
    Joined: Jan 9, 2004
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    from Yes

    Its getting HOT in Her! haha wow this is what I have been missing? hmmm not much I guess! hahhaa I think I will stick to the Classifieds. Shit is TOooo DEEEP in here.

    overnout
     
  13. [ QUOTE ]
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    Hell, I'll put up HALF of the fucking cash if that's what it would take!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Flatlandman, Ill help. I have never met them but great people deserve the best of help. Ill drop a few 20's to the cause and my experience in metal work.

    Its people like this that make it more fun to enjoy and do...it others..."aaaahem"...that can piss up a rope.

    If I could hire, I would bring Karl in for work. I might be able to find a part-time situation. Work is getting heavy, and a few good workers may be what I need.

    [​IMG] [/quote
    Way cool of you. This is the kinda thing we need. If you could do that, I'll send you something cool for your effort.
    Karl is classed to drive highway trucks and he is 6'7" and about 300 lbs so he can lift damn near anything. I have to find out where they are exactly. I haven't spoken to them since March.
    We have all been in the gutter (my gutter had a basement)and now my life is finally better than I could have ever hoped for so it's time to me to help out.
     
  14. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
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    from W.C.,Mo.

    :quote"kustombuilder, or whatever, the post sure sounded like we were gonna see some hot chics."quote"

    ChoptASS, You would not know a hot chick if she pissed on you.

    Get a life away from this board.!

    You are a little boy making little boy sounds,

    show us your body work skills, and Your HotChick, or, Apologise TO EVERY ONE YOU SHIT ON.

    NOW, LITTLE BOY, let us hear something constructive from you, or, let us hear nothing.

    Then, you can go back to the closet and play with your momma's clothes. [​IMG]

    Jim
     
  15. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I have had a lot of PMs from people that AGREE WITH ME on the subject.

    Everyone on here is a joke.

    Besides that, who the fuck is JASON? and what makes his work so special?

    Once again, I was just posting a message for them, as I have NO time to sit in front of a computer and bullshit about things you should be in the garage doing. you guys get WAY TOO WORKED UP over this shit.

    YOU CAN ALLLLLL FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!! [​IMG]

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    First off Love letters from "Large the Butcher" don't count.

    Second where's the pics of your work Mr. High and Mighty.
    Haven't seen shit you've done yet. Seen Jason's work, it speaks for itself.

    I guess someone picked on you in high school (if you made it that far, you're obviously not very smart).
     
  16. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    :quote"kustombuilder, or whatever, the post sure sounded like we were gonna see some hot chics."quote"

    ChoptASS, You would not know a hot chick if she pissed on you.

    Get a life away from this board.!

    You are a little boy making little boy sounds,

    show us your body work skills, and Your HotChick, or, Apologise TO EVERY ONE YOU SHIT ON.

    NOW, LITTLE BOY, let us hear something constructive from you, or, let us hear nothing.

    Then, you can go back to the closet and play with your momma's clothes. [​IMG]

    Jim


    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">I'm so proud of you Jim!!!

    It's like watching little birds fly from the nest.


    RASHY </font>
     
  17. ESnacky6
    Joined: Aug 28, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    LOOK, I never intended to shoot anyone down, I
    did not know that the hambchop was cancelled as I don't go
    on the site often anymore because I think its lame

    [/ QUOTE ]


    why keep coming back if you think its lame....

    go back to sucking cock for spare change, you fuck....


    p.s.- Jason=Killer


     
  18. "and nobody even told Karl or Kristy that it was an optional amount of monet to be paid."

    Hmmm, if she was never told about money, then why do I have this email from her?

    Skip,

    1) Considering all things, will you have the $$$ for all the "stuff" that is involved in HC III? If I have to beg borrow and steal, I will get what is needed. I have no problem not eating out for the next two months if that's what it takes. We are actually going to rent a storage room this weekend to put most of our stuff into (in preperation to be out of here as soon as we find a place!), so any supplies I need, I can just store there as I get them.


    That was just a part of her email back to me when I told her we had chosen her as the recipient, yeah her situation sucks but I don't think that everyone donating money is the cure, it's obvious that they have bigger fish to fry, so with that, Killer and I are looking at some other people and doing it later this year, Kristy, if you're reading this, I wish you all the best of luck with your situation, Chopt 50 if you're reading this, I wish the cum of 1000 camels dropped on you from above, you are fucking jerk.

    Warmest Regards
    Skip, Killer, &amp; the rest of the HC crew

    PS- Germ, are you ready for Bonneville?
     
  19. old beet
    Joined: Sep 25, 2002
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    Good bye, Chopt50...........sucker!...........OLDBEET
     
  20. All you guys over HC Jason and Skip especially, thanks for the info and the encouragment. I'm still going come down and help 'em out no matter what. If you can fit in her car via HAMBchop III part 2 or some other way let me. My offer will stand until you are ready. Got my word.
    And Kristy and Karl if by some small chance you are reading this CALL ME COLLECT!!! Or if somebody knows where they are let me know. These two bent over backwards for me in the past when they really couldn't so it's my turn.
     
  21. CherryBlossom
    Joined: May 25, 2003
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    Chopt 50 if you're reading this, I wish the cum of 1000 camels dropped on you from above, you are fucking jerk.



    [/ QUOTE ]


    That's so friggin funny...but yet so.....EEEWWW.
    LOL
     
  22. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
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    Killer,

    I trust you will keep us posted.

    if this post is any indication

    and I believe it is

    the funds should not be a problem.

    Paul
     
  23. Ya know I kinda felt for the kid (chopt50) at first but then I read thru all his posts and what he has to say.
    He ain't too bright. And I've know Karl and Kristy for a great deal longer.
    Wanna know who is? here...
    "Hey Ponchokitty! Welcome to the board. I am new as well. I live in Temecula and I have 50 Ford tudor that I chopt 6.5" and 9". I know all of the apple draggers, I mean Axle Draggers. Chet Miller, the founder, is a very good friend of mine and he is a great guy. Art, Joe, Ricky and Carol, and all the others are really good guys also. They have some really nice cars in the club. Anyway, it would be kool to meat up with you some day ans shoot the shit, so call me up at (909)303-1969. My name is Robbie. I work at Temecula Rods and Customs from 9-5 and go to school all day on Mon and Wed, so catch me this weekend. Hop to hear from you soon, as it is hard to find people around here with kool cars and similar interests that aren't 60 years old.

    --------------------
    uh, yeah, okay, yeah, I'll have a comb, some beef jerky, a bottle of Old Harpers, ..."
    Call 'em up. See what he has to say.

     
  24. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    <font color="green">That is a DANGEROUS amount of information.

    What do I owe you? [​IMG]

    RASHY </font>
     
  25. [ QUOTE ]
    <font color="green">That is a DANGEROUS amount of information.

    What do I owe you? [​IMG]

    RASHY </font>

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    hahaha! nothing. kid shot himself in the face when he posted it for all to see. shouldn't put your phone number etc out there then call people names.
    told ya he seemed kinda slow! [​IMG]
     
  26. klazurfer
    Joined: Nov 21, 2001
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    One of my friends have just recently become a father [​IMG] I kinda felt that he needed a brake from fatherhood , so I invited him to my favorite Pub .We had FUN !! , and it set me back $200. If $1000 could give me a weekend with 20 of you guys&amp;girls &amp; a Haircut to top it off , then that would seem like a Bargain !!!!!
     
  27. klazurfer
    Joined: Nov 21, 2001
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    Haircut ?? I meant HairChop ...
     
  28. Chopped50Ford
    Joined: Feb 16, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I meant HairChop ...

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    Is that like a flattop? [​IMG]
     
  29. mikey1610
    Joined: Mar 12, 2005
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    from San Diego

    Sorry for the dumb question but I'm new here........Did the 2005 HambChop ever happen?
    IF not I think dropping a grand to have your car chopped is totaly worth it!!! Show me where you can get a good chop done for $1000 and I'll be there tomorrow. Maybe after I've been a member long enough I will be lucky and have my car done by you guys. In the meantime if one does happen soon get hold of me for the t-shirts, I will print them for cost or next to nothing.

    Glad to be here, reading the info posted on this board over the past few months has taught me much. Thanks. Mike
     
  30. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    I hope you learned nothing from this post as it went to hell, as usual.

    As for HAMBchop 2005, well, that battle has just begun.

    This whole mess was over the 2004 chop, which did not happen.

    RASHY
     
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