HAMB Mouse Pad????

I just landed myself a nice big executive desk at my day job and it came with a gl*** top. Now my infared mouse won't work without a mouse pad.

The question is, is there, or has there ever been an Official HAMB mouse pad available?

 

YES, along with thee official HAMB slippers,tooth brush, boxers, and coffee maker..my favorite was the HAMB bath robe...try checking in the cl***ifieds,they turn up every now and then..

 

Tikiranch makes some nice red shop rags with his logo on them, that's about as close as you are gonna get.

 

oh you for got about the really cool ball cap (i got one), coffie cup & do you remember when we would get a free beer mug when you hit the 100 post marker. they stoped doing that i wounder how many mugs Ryan gave out in one year.

 

I'm wearing my HAMB boxer shorts that I got from hitting 1000 posts.

 

I hear you get a toaster with the HAMB logo embossed on the front when you hit 5,000 posts...... can't hardly wait!

 

I have some Hamb cuff links.

 

I am still waiting on my H.A.M.B. knife set that I was supposed to get with my subscription to HAMB AND STREAM.

 

I heard there was recall on the HAMB condoms.... anyone know for sure?

 

They were recalled so they could be further tested.

 

When I suggested old school HAMB plaques a mouse pad was one of the first items tossed back at me along with tea cosies, coffee cups, undies and power pasties for the women. They made shirts instead. They always make T-shirts instead. Use a T-shirt. They did make timing tags for the HAMB drags but I couldn't get off work to go thanks to heightened alert status so I didn't get one of those. The plate toppers and stickers were limited production items. That's been about it other than the calendars. Stick around. We're about due for another round of T-shirts. Cut the design off the shirt and glue it to a patch cut off some surf nazi's web suit.

Tech-O-Matic?

 

Toast? Don't worry about toast- the cookies are what the HAMB wants!!!
Someone make this lovely lady a HAMB cookie sheet for her 5,000th post!!

 

now this thread is funny keep it coming i really needed this today. cold and wet i hate days like this.

 

I think you're on the wrong HAMB....try this one...I hear they have free mousepads...

This reminds me, I just hit 1,200 posts...when do I get my HAMB lunchbox?

 

I got a picture of Mia Hamb when I hit 5,000 posts on the S-****(Soccer-Moms I'd Like to F....) web site.

 

I got my HAMB Bikini briefs at 750 posts didn't anyone else or was I being the **** of a jokester??

 

RECALLED......awe nice, now ya tell me!-MIKE

 

No reservoir tips.

Things got messy....

 

seems the pomade lube the damn rubbers came lubed with was givin everybody a rash in the balled spots!

 

yup,gotta check the serial#s on them.

thats if you ever roll one down far enough to see it!

 

I could have them made but Im sure Ryan would have a huge **** over it

 

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