HAMB/OFC is open

Test..? We don need no stinckin test...

At least not the kind you get after fifty..with the long probe and the little camera...

 

I'd like to think that I have an Old Soul but being only 26 probably does not really help me as far as an Old Fart.

 

I picked up some of these signs that I can take to future events....you know, just so nobody gets hurt...

 

Be sure to bring those to the Gathering of the Geezers in October.

 

That's Albert Einstein?

Geez, he looks like my 8th grade math teacher.

No wonder math cl*** was so hard to get through....

 

It would look good by the "Viper Pit"......

 

There are always comfy chairs and shade for geezers at the Viper's Pit.

 

I guess I HAD to join.........Saturday after the PrimerNats I had to go take a nap before heading over to Kiwi Kev's place. That's awful.

 

Not the comfy chair!!!!!!!!! Next you'll be poking us with the... Soft cushions!!!!!

 

For those who couldn't find the qualification test, I'll repeat it here. Pick one:





If you're not sure whether you got the right answer, you're in the wrong place.

 

Turn your head and cough. Turn the other way, O K, cough. You p***.....

 

Damn! I thought it was THE GREEK!

 

Get off the damn gr***!

 

When you make it to "Old Fart" status,these will be considered "Traditional"....



I'm too young to be an "Old Fart" and too old to be a "Punk Kid"......

 

Okay people, looks like we'll have to add a 2nd story to our tree house...the secrets out!

 

Needs red wheels.

 

I just joined up. Then I had a browse through. Finally I found a place I feel right at home.
Uh.... sorry I pooped on the carpet guys, self-control is not what it once was....

 

..Dam...why did you post this..

rick thought it was chocolate....

 

If any of you people are interested in joining, there are some other requirements in addition to the aforementioned "test".




Every prospective member must undergo a thorough physical ....





If accepted into the OFC, the new member must go through the initiation phase ....








There is an official uniform that must be purchased and worn to all meetings. It also must be worn to any place where a member will be representing the Old Farts' Club (OFC). The purchase price is $499.99.
One size fits all ....







You must learn the secret handshake ....





You must like to dance the Polka ....






This is our leader. He's known for his "Pootin'" ....







The OFC is not all about serious business. Not at all. Once the work is done, we all head down to Hooters to hang out ....

 

Sorry guys , I guess I'm too old to understand what ****on to push to join. O.F.RINALDI

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/social-forums/hamb-old-farts-club.131/

 

First test was a no brainer, the second test and initiation confuses me. I've never been to Hooters,but I have a hard time imagining that's what all the fuss is about.
Signed. Sheltered Life


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I'm in. The wife says I been an Old Fart for a long time and I smell like it

 

We all know wives can't take a joke! HRP

 

I've already had my physical but I like polka.........

 

I stole this from Roothawg but I think Mexican red pointy toed boot & polka should fit in here nicely.. HRP

 

That's gotta hurt.

 

you'll poke your eye out when you go to lace them up

 

Naa needs to be like this.

 

Back before the "improvement" I was a regular at the OFC. Then, with everything scrambled around I couldn't get back on--said that I had insufficient privileges. Still says the same damn thing. Who do I have to bow down to to get back in the club?
Herb