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HAMB Quiz- for fun

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by **DONOTDELETE**, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. hatch
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
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    My dream ride is still Jennifer Aniston(naked) at the laundromat sitting on a Heavy duty machine (or two [​IMG]) during an off balance spin cycle....YEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA....oops...another one of those wet dreams I keep having....arent't dreams supposed to be when I'm asleep????
     
  2. chromedRAT
    Joined: Mar 5, 2002
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    i only got a few myself, but i remembered alot of it, just not clearly enough for answers. i have a question, and it is one that i've often wondered about.

    who the fuck were the smart shoppaz?

    that artwork is hilarious. probably as funny as the screen name joker that posted as a north vietnamese fella, at least the time i saw it.
     
  3. hatch
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
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    If ya can dig out my post titled "How Rude are You?" you would get your answer....It(the post, not theart)was my start of a spoof on some clowns who posted named Rude Boyz. There are some VERY funny people on this board and I sorta hated to see the post die....mucho laughs!!!
     
  4. Mart
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    Hey, Mai Ki Ki, you can't say cunt on the hamb.
    Oh Fuck I said cunt.
    Oh Shit I said fuck now. And Cunt.
    Oh Forget it.
    Mart.
     
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  5. [ QUOTE ]
    No, not axle-hole. Few were "in the know" regarding the masked Shifter.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    it was anthony, and his SN was asshole
     
  6. Assdragger
    Joined: Jan 28, 2002
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    The "how rude are you" post was by far the funniest shit I`ve ever read!! Wish we could dig it up.

    And now back to This is your HAMB life.
     
  7. Ah Jim, what sentimental memories you've barfed up...er, brought back.
    Mud and Steve's undying love
    Germ's incoherent manifestos
    Nads and Redneck's public underwear washing(s)
    Sam's unsucessful coup to create the SAMB
    Killer, Miss Kitty, Aarron, Shag, Knobcheese, Fecals, Christian, Sailor,...sniff, I have to stop for a moment.
    ..."Where have all the flowers gone, long time ago"...
    We only then know whats golden, after its gone(TM)
     
  8. I remember Germ got himself un-banned by doing fake auctions on Ebay with his usual ranting but saying he'd sell his stuff cheaper to HAMB guys 'cause he still got a soft spot in his heart for those guys'
     
  9. Flynn's_57
    Joined: May 10, 2002
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    Did Harlan get banned...?
    [​IMG]

    Or does he just have a LIFE?
    [​IMG]
     
  10. RF
    Joined: Mar 13, 2001
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    Luke Boogerpicker got the Shifter one right, Asshole! But I don't think Ryan even remembers my masked name...McPhail should!
     
  11. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    Dr. Knobchieze called and he told me his '79 Lincoln (Cartier Edition) is running fine and it's still way cooler than any shitty car on the HAMB. He also told me to pass on that he is no longer allowed to post here.
    And lastly he said that the longer you all stay in the closet the stinkier the closet will become.

    Bring back mud.
     
  12. wonder if this guy ever got his 97 he was looking for.
     

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  13. hotrodladycrusr
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    Shag's real name is SHANNON??? [​IMG]
     
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  14. yeah, also, did you know that Zombies real name is Zowie?
     
  15. Ha ha ha ha ha! Phuc Mi? No, Phuc Yuuuuuuuuu!
     
  16. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    Di Di Mau, Dinky-du!! [​IMG]
     
  17. hatch
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
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    Just diggin around in the history books......got a kick outta this one. Study hard newbies....test on monday!!
     
  18. warpigg
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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  19. 16. what did zibo fuzz out on his truck?
    oil pan drain plug... too busy thinking about his nice room at rcn.
     
  20. Hutkikz
    Joined: Oct 15, 2011
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    Digging around in a old hard drive I found a link to this old thread.
    I got a couple right and remember some of the threads discussed.
    Never realized how long I lurked here.
    Just had ta bump it.
     
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  21. Hitchhiker
    Joined: May 1, 2008
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    I miss the old hamb.
     
  22. lothiandon1940
    Joined: May 24, 2007
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    WOW!! So many of the OG's on this thread and miraculously, many are still around.:eek::rolleyes:
     
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