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HAMBdrags, HANGovers and HANKcash!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hankcash, Aug 23, 2004.

  1. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    Some how those fire works got in my hands...they were a little wet but I got them to fire. The staff over at gringo's all had their faces pressed against the gl*** watching us the whole time. I think they were scared to come out!

    monkey
     
  2. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,851

    Ryan
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    God damnit Hank... I'm not cool if people think it's empty!!!

    Minibikes... I have to admit it - the sound annoys the **** out of me too.
     
  3. [ QUOTE ]
    I saved some of the chunks of rubber off my tires, the stuff I s****ped off of Beatnik's arm who was behind me in his little roadster. Sure glad I made it home on those tires. [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That was so ****in' cool!
    Denise rolls by SCALLOP 53 and me and says, "I'm gonna do a hellacious burnout. Think anyone will care?... Too bad."
    And with a little help from SODBUSTER's {I think} beer bleach-box, she lit up Big Olds and gave us the stuff.
    That smoke must have hung there for 5 minutes... and the pile of rubber was actually smoking for 10.

    I'm sure you'll all see that pile of rubber go up for sale in an up-coming HAMB auction... I'll start the bidding at $20.

    And thanks RYAN... for everything.
    Sure... we're your people.
    The HAMB is HUGE and you're the king of it all.
    Those that showed up at the drags are the "core" of the ********.
    I'm going to be 40 in a couple of months, and I told myself this year was going to be my last HAMB drags... I lie to myself sometimes.
    See you next year... hopefully with dual quads and posi.


    JOE[​IMG]
     
  4. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
    Posts: 5,066

    sodbuster
    Member
    from Kansas

    [ QUOTE ]
    I saved some of the chunks of rubber off my tires, the stuff I s****ped off of Beatnik's arm who was behind me in his little roadster.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Does anyone have a pix of the burnout? I was just a little smokey, and I think that beatnik was looking for oxygen after you drove off. I did save a little bit of your burn-out for a future (?) auction or award.

    Chris Nelson
    Kansas
     
  5. FWilliams
    Joined: Apr 24, 2001
    Posts: 1,986

    FWilliams
    Member

    DAMN IT, i am really bummed i did not get to meet you sodbuster, you were on the must meet list for what you have done for me .......you were that close, i got a picture of that burnout but havent gotten thru all my pictures yet.
     
  6. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    Me and two other people got a plastic zip lock and saved Denise's rubber pile. We were going to auction it off on the board. I was a little intoxicated and I can't remember who scooped it up. It may have been sod buster or Hank Cash??? There was three of us I know that much...and we did put it in a ziplock bag... ah hell!

    monkey
     
  7. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
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    I have it saved in alittle plastic container. I'm going to s****book it [​IMG]

    When I pulled into JimC's garage about 10 miles after the burnout and shut Big Olds down there was still a strong burnt rubber smell. Beatnik had to take a shower to get the smell off him [​IMG]

    I would LOVE to have a copy of the burnout. I'll have it blown up and hang it on my office wall. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
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    yea... I also had to put a little used smokey rubber in a ziplock Sat night... but it wasn't out in the parking lot!
    [​IMG]
    HC
     
  9. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    So your saying Hanky got Panky????

    I hope your were wearing your new shirt!!!

     

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  10. KCMongo
    Joined: Jun 19, 2003
    Posts: 246

    KCMongo
    Member
    from KC

    Sodbuster produced a Dorito bag from his car and he and Raven61 scooped it full. We were all commenting on Raven's prowess with his room key s****ing and arranging the pile. I believe Sodbuster ended up with it. We were gonna auction it..

    Caught in the Act...
    [​IMG]
    ****o
     
  11. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    That's right...I remember now...Sodbuster turned the Dorito bag inside out so he didn't get any cheese on the freshly burnt rubber. That is exactly what I remember. I was standing right there laughing my *** off!!

    Good Call KC ****o!

    monkey
     
  12. KCMongo
    Joined: Jun 19, 2003
    Posts: 246

    KCMongo
    Member
    from KC

    Yeah, I had to take a picture, I was still buzzing a little from the track.. It was great a nice burnout just wish I could have gotten my camera into movie mode for the actual act.. but I couldn't remember what pocket I had it in.
    ****O
     
  13. JohnnyB327
    Joined: Jul 9, 2004
    Posts: 908

    JohnnyB327
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    just wait til i get the 29 done

    cuz i got a firework connection, open headers and a roof that aint filled [​IMG]

    Johnny
     
  14. Bugman
    Joined: Nov 17, 2001
    Posts: 3,483

    Bugman
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    I left with Mel after I couldn't think any more. I did have a front row seat for the Denise Show. It was cool.

    -Jeff
     
  15. Kustm52
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 1,981

    Kustm52
    Member

    Next year I need to plan on driving home monday...even if you wanted to sleep it was hard too with that minibike circling the hotel like a junebug on a string! Whoever the girl was making the first laps early in the evening had everyone else beat though...she was pushing it really hard into that first turn....

    On the burnout...can you imagine what effect it had on my son? I don't think he knew such a thing was possible...he's ruined for life now [​IMG] (thanks denise, you did good!) I think the funniest thing was beatnik sitting there with only his head visible through all the smoke...!

    Brian
     
  16. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
    Posts: 2,243

    JimC
    Member
    from W.C.,Mo.

    That explains the little black pellets on my garage floor.
    I knew I was leaving too early!
     
  17. HankCash thanks for the pic of me at the line, thats the only proof i got of that thing goin down the strip, what a blast. 2 barrel stock motor, hit 88 in 16.1. jam it to the floor and never let up. my wife and i put on 300 miles last weekend. it was ablast.
     
  18. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
    Posts: 5,066

    sodbuster
    Member
    from Kansas

    Yea, RACEFAB I tried to find out who you were, but when I asked Ryan if that was you. He said that was your brother and he was not sure where you were. I guess you must have been helping out Root. I will try to meet up with you next spring, now that we have a friend in Seatle and a free place to stay.


    Denise,
    I wish that I would have taken a pix, but the camera was in the room. If any one has a good pix of the burnout, please post it so that I can save it.

    Chris Nelson
    Kansas
     
  19. Great pics, sounded & looked like it was a blast.

    HC...next year I'm taggin' along with you, whether you want me to or not. [​IMG]
     
  20. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    Sodbuster, do you still have the rubber?

    The kitten on the mini bike was Krista, Outlaw's old lady.

    She was gettin it on!

    monkey
     
  21. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
    Posts: 5,066

    sodbuster
    Member
    from Kansas

    Yep, I still have the chip bag for of black rubber. I will see if I can post a pix of it.


    [​IMG]

    I can not seem to figure out the "Fotki" site for posting a pix. I wonder if you need to upgrade to the premium account to transfer pix?
     
  22. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Sodbuster, do you still have the rubber?

    The kitten on the mini bike was Krista, Outlaw's old lady.

    She was gettin it on!

    monkey

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I've got a great pic of her on the Mexi-mini.. I'll hafta post it this evening cause I ain't got it here on my work PC...
    HC
     
  23. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    Hey, when ya do, can you send the one of me at the drags with the sombrero on?? I need to post my pic of Mark with the hat and goggles on!

    Thanks for fixin the fartbox pic for Bubba! That's hilarious!

    monkey
     
  24. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Hey, when ya do, can you send the one of me at the drags with the sombrero on?? I need to post my pic of Mark with the hat and goggles on!

    Thanks for fixin the fartbox pic for Bubba! That's hilarious!

    monkey

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    That one of you with the sombrero came out like turd....
    I'll send it to you anyway...
    HC
     
  25. visor
    Joined: Aug 11, 2002
    Posts: 513

    visor
    Member Emeritus
    from Missouri

    I'm under the canopy drinkin a fat-tire that Kerry
    gave me and man.. here comes markx haulin *** on the minibike
    just as this old lady walks out of the front doors.

    She says.. "WHAT IS THAT???" [​IMG]

    HC replys.. "thats a mexican."

    The look on that ladys face was priceless man.
    I choked on my beer!!

    Man what a nite.
    Hey Monk, Mikey's putor is still broke, so I'm sayin
    hey for him to all.
    See ya all soon,
    Mike (the old man)
    ------------------------------------------------------
    Free ice at "COBB LIQUOR"

     
  26. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    I'm under the canopy drinkin a fat-tire that Kerry
    gave me and man.. here comes markx haulin *** on the minibike
    just as this old lady walks out of the front doors.

    She says.. "WHAT IS THAT???" [​IMG]

    HC replys.. "thats a mexican."

    The look on that ladys face was priceless man.
    I choked on my beer!!

    Man what a nite.
    Hey Monk, Mikey's putor is still broke, so I'm sayin
    hey for him to all.
    See ya all soon,
    Mike (the old man)
    ------------------------------------------------------
    Free ice at "COBB LIQUEUR"



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Oh ****!
    I forgot that I said that.....
    I remember now.....
    I am laughing my *** off over here!!!!

    She then said "My Word.. ... It's fast"!

    What made it the coolest was that she looked like the "where's the beef" lady... [​IMG]

    HC
     
  27. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 961

    Monkey
    Member
    from Owasso, OK

    I'm freakin dying here man!!!! That's funny as ****!!!

    How in the hell do you come up with that **** so fast HC? Damn that's funny! Poor MarkX. He was our token Mexican all weekend long! Damn that's funny!

    Great story Visor!

    I need some free ice!

    monkey
     
  28. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 3,763

    monsterflake
    Member

    "work pc"?!? what kind of job do you have? [​IMG] man, i can't keep up with you, and i don't even work, just hang on the internet all day. actually, you were one of the guys i wanted to meet this weekend, sorry i missed the chance! keep up the good work, you're doin' a helluva job keeping me entertained [​IMG]. mf
     
  29. MarkX
    Joined: Apr 8, 2003
    Posts: 1,232

    MarkX
    Member
    from ...TX

    I love you guys....... You're ALL my Token Crackers!
     
  30. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
    Member

    Mark X goes to Southpark!! [​IMG]

    We love you brother!
    [​IMG]
    HC
     

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