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HAMBer on the Tyra show,

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Gasserfreak, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. Gasserfreak
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    Said the HAMB ruined his relationship because he only spends time with hotrods. Funny shit. Never would have thought I see this being "between jobs" watching TV with my wife.

    Drew
     
  2. Ryan
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    are you kidding? Did the dude say "the hamb"?
     
  3. Squablow
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    I saw part of the show today, it was on in the shop, but I didn't see THAT part. Damn, I wish I would have been paying attention. Do we know who it was?
     
  4. Steve
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    you gotta be kidding me??
     
  5. buzzard
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    1. It frightens me that the two of ya'll watch that.

    2. I found a link to the show. Hit todays date and it'll show a little video clip. I'm guessing that the first guy might be the HAMBer. He's got that greaser "look".
     
  6. Gasserfreak
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    Yep, his wife said it was ruining thier marrage that he spends so much time with hot rods. He said "I'm a HAMBer thats who I am". He didn't say his screen name, but the dudes name was Jason. Tyra offered them free marrage counciling, and he promised not to spend so much time on "the HAMB". I was in here on "The HAMB" and my wife ran in a told me. Funny stuff.

    Drew
     
  7. Johnny Black
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  8. Ryan
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    I think your wife was fucking with ya buddy...
     
  9. Gasserfreak
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    Yeah, that was him. What else am I going to do with my time, Whats up buzzard since the last time I saw you cats down in Austin, I got out of the Army and moved back to San Diego. There still paying me so I guess I'm kinda on vacation(terminal leave).

    Drew
     
  10. Gasserfreak
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    Naw brother, saw it with my own two eyes, when she came and got me I had to watch it. He was a HAMBer. Own up suckka who was it?
     
  11. Squablow
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    Where's this link? I gotta see this shit. I seen that the show was on, now I wish I'd actually watched it or paid attention.

    Edit, nevermind, I see it.
     
  12. Kilroy
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    He ain't a HAMBer unless he did the "FEEL TEST" verification of Tyra's rack...
     
  13. Steve
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    my wife says it comes on at 5 here shes gonna watch it to see.
     
  14. Thirdyfivepickup
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    God I would kill to be that guy.

    Really.

    Kill someone dead, I would.
     
  15. Ryan
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    Free HAMB shirt to the first guy that can post a video of the dude saying it...
     
  16. Gasserfreak
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    Man, you outta record that shit, this is world wide advertisment.

    Exactly what I was thinking. That is getting to do the "feel" test, not crying on national TV.

    Drew
     
  17. buzzard
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  18. Joe T Creep
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    This I gotta see.....
    MUUUAAAHAHAHA!!!!
     
  19. Steve
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  20. Squablow
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    Oh, come on, you guys don't watch the Tyra show? I never miss it. Bust out some Bon-Bons and my pajamas, I can't get enough, it's like a mini-Oprah, better than Lifetime and the Oxygen channel combined!

    Actually, my buddy keeps the TV on in his shop down the street, and we always watch Magnum PI reruns at noon, this came on and now I wish I would have actually watched it instead of just oogling Tyra Bank's body.

    The "feel test" on Tyra's boobs, didn't someone actually do that? I wanna see THAT clip of the show.
     
  21. He looks like someone whos mug I have seen, who is he?
     
  22. MikeRose
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    I love Tyra Banks...I want to see this clip. Sounds hilarious.
     
  23. 215slowpoke
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    You guys watch that shit????? hahaha

    who am i kidding... I want to see him say it...
     
  24. Gasserfreak
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    He said, "I'm a HAMBer, thats who I am." I caught that part, I'm not sure if they said "The HAMB", my says he did though, thats why she ran and got me.

    Drew
     
  25. Squablow
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    The H.A.M.B. Spreading the gospel of traditional hot rods & customs and putting a strain on marriages since 1994....
     
  26. sentinelT
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    Now we just need a Hamber on the Dr. Phil show. Wouldn't it be great to see one of us go head to head with that jackass :D:D:D
     
  27. Squablow
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    I can see it now "Sure I have issues, but my car is SO much faster than yours, Phil"
     
  28. Johnny Black
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    I wish Dr. Phil was a hamber. That way when people said" IF that were my car i would...", he would say.... IT AINT ABOUT YOU!!!!



     
  29. "Hey Phillie Boy!!! Your head's shinier than my car! Wadda ya use, Meguiar's?"
     
  30. superfan99
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    Is that Jimmy Shine. Hahahaha
     

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