On behalf of at least 2 *****es.......Happy Birfday! Dec. 13....Officially the 2nd most important day of the year. Nothin' beats Arbor Day.
Happy Birthday! (I'd make some witty age joke here, but I'm afraid you fly to Indiana and kick my ***. )
Happy Birthday...! Sounds like a good day for a hickey. ...and, I wondered why I was so drawn to the cheap wine section at the hardware store, yesterday. JOE
oooh yay!!!! Happybirthday *** ****! ill send you a present when i get mine from april I thought i was older then you but i guess yo beat me by a few months eh Have fun being old sanchez
Wow! Where is Carp's when I need individual thank you's done?! Thank you to all of you who care enough to say Happy Birthday! Django--is this you with puppy breath and bed head singing Happy Birthday to me?! HOT! Fathack--I think me sitting on DrJ's lap would give him a heart attack....young girl or the thought I might slap him. DirtyT--Bring it on *****! I've got a big ol paddle with your name on it! JunkyardDog--DAYUM! Thanks again guys and gals! I REALLY appreciate it! Even the Kiwis! **x Brandy
With what's left after my big belly, there aint enough lap left for that much "womanhood" to sit on anyway.... Happy Birthday, Old Broad!
Yes that's right DrJ and Santa Claus have MUCH in common. Thanks old friend! Marq, come here and gimme a BIG WET KISS ya tart! **x Brandy
Oh my god! Have ya been talkin to Nooch about my rod envy again?! Thanks Larry! I think.....haha..... **x
Happy Birthday! I hope you either get what you want, want what you get, or give what people deserve. My kick *** old neighbor, Wilbur Pash, started drinking and smoking when he turned 72. His wife was pissed. He said, "Statistically, I should be dead now so I figure every day from here forward, I'm in the bonus. I'm gonna live it up." I think that is damn fine advice. Tip a 40 for Scoob. Enjoy your day.
Yeah but since it's MY birthday, only if you wear YOUR suspenders. Pigpen--people will be going Mickey who? No no I remember Brandy and HER Pontiac. Scooby--You bet your *** I will! Raven--Sure! Have your people call my people! Rusty--Thanks for my cigar box purse! **x
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