I've been way to busy the last couple weeks,so i wanted to take this chance to say "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!" may you and yours have a safe and sane holiday season and i hope Santa is good to everyone!! the Reverand
Happy Holidays to everyone on the board.. Hope the New Years brings you happiness and fortune or at least that one part you have been searching all year for....
....we're going to press on and have the hap-hap happiest christmas since Bing Crosby danced with Danny F***ing Kay, and when Santa squeezes his fat white *** down that chimmney, he'll find the jolliest bunch of ***holes this side of the Nuthouse.....Holy****, wheres the Tylenol Hope everyone in HAMBland has a safe and Happy Holiday season...
I'd like to wish eveyone happy holidays. It's amazing how people from all over the world can come together to make a family. Sure, we have our differences of opinion but look at how people have always been there in someone elses time of need. Injuries, deaths, fires, or just needing an extra pair of hands, there's always someone there to help and/or comfort. I'm proud to say I belong to such a family. And special holiday wishes to Ryan and his family.
On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A Japanese transistor radio. On the second day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (It's a Nakashuma.) On the third day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.) On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (And it comes in a Leatherette case with holes in it. So you could listen right through the case.) On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you could stick in your ear, an d a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere because it's bent.) On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A hammered aluminum nutcracker, And all that other stuff, And a Japanese transistor radio. Etcetera.... On the twelfth day of Christmas, Although it may seem strange; On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange: An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not when you get it home, A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter, A pair of teakwood shower clogs, An indoor plastic birdbath, A pink satin pillow that says ``San Diego'' with fringe all around it, A hammered aluminum nutcracker, A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. The Twelve Days of Christmas (Alan Sherman)
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