HAT TRICK!! the cops were here AGAIN!!!

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The neighbor will have nothing to complain about, if all you are doing is dancing in the garage.

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BAHAHAH! I just pictured that....
LOL

KRis

 

That sucks! Sad this is that everytime they get a complaint it gets recorded. Funny, the cops always say I don't see anything wrong, blah blah blah. But they still have to fill out there reports based on there being a complaint. I think they just don't want to start up a big arguement so they just try to say they agree and stuff. Hope it doesnt get worse

 

Bad neighbors SUCK! In high school before I started building my rod, I had nice Chevy Truck from Texas with a built motor, an aggressive rake and a nice set of straight pipe duelies... I used to keep it slow and quiet in the neighborhood, out of respect for the neighbors and for the safety of all the neighborhood kids. Nobody minded that it had a nice rumble to it... That is until we got some new neighbors who bought my Great Uncle's house after he passed away.
These folks came equipped with sticks up their asses and the assumption that they could take over the neighborhood to be how they they wanted it... Screw everyone else. The woman was a School counselor, who I'm sure put a lot of kids into therapy, because she wasn't the most stable person in the world. Her hasband was a pus and a half who did whatever she told him and not much more...
Anyway, as soon as the moved in, the started "shaping" the neighborhood. They planted trees along their land line on the road, literally. The trees were on Town property, along with the fence they put up. This made our deadend, narrow road impassable by more than one car at a time. It turns out she had a friend who worked at the town office, so the town never did anything about it. Her plan was to have the town put in a sidewalk ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, cutting into those folks road frontage because her kid had no place to wander when she was too busy being a bitch to pay attention to him.
They'd sneak down to the river at 3 or 4 in the morning to steal bricks from the shore, put there to slow down erosion, for their land scaping. They had a crew paint SLOW CHILDREN in the road at 5 one morning in front of 2 other neighbor's homes because she said that everyone drove too fast, as well as putting up a 15MPH sign at the top of the road. She stormed down the road one day and banged on my across the street neighbor's door, freaking out because he was apparently going too fast for her liking. He asked "Are you a cop?" when she replied no, he said, "Then get the fuck off my porch" and shut the door. She did call the police and then take off so she wouldn't have to be around when they came down to investigate the "Rampant Speeding" which never occured.
But back to my main rift. She had "Quiet Time", everyday, where no one was allowed to do anything involving noise from 11-3. She'd freak if someone mowed their lawn, weedwhacked, trimmed the hedges, fired up a grinder or compressor or farted too loud. She'd come out of the house screaming "It's quiet time!" "Keep it down!", etc. This didn't sit too well with the neighbors as you may expect, with everything she pulled, everyone hated her. It was an established neighborhood, which families who'd lived there for generations, including my own. We decided to take her on.
When I'd meet an oncoming car, I'd take out a few small trees with my truck, as they were technically in the road. One point for the neighborhood! I also had a right of way over their land that my family had had for generations, so I made it a point to use it ever chance I got, clearing it back with the truck. We'd all mow our lawns, yell up the street to each other, grind for the sake of grinding and bust stuff up with air tools during quiet time, paying no mind to her deranged screaming. The icing on the cake was when I'd drive by with the truck. At the top of the hill, I'd stand on it and then drop it down into first. Those straightpipes would roar! They'd shake the windows in her house... I made sure to go real slow, a nice steady pace under 15 MPH to be sure I wasn't "going too fast" I made it a habit every time I passed by, and would smile and wave every time she'd flip me off from the porch. Within less than 6 months of them moving in, they sold their house and moved to a college town for some reason... I'm sure the college kids LOVED quiet time. The neighborhood rejoiced as the moving van rolled up the street...
I know it's not really the same situation as stated at the beginning of the post, and I don't recommend doing donuts on their lawn or being a complete dick, but sometimes it does take some sort of blatant statement to make those disagreable folks realise that they're being stupid, and that their attitudes are unwelcomed in your neighborhood. I'd give 'em one more shot, and then file a harrassment suit against them. Best of luck.

Jonnyhotrod

 

we had a bitch of a neighbor and we whipped out the ole' zoning codes and found that the decorative side of fences are supposed to face out, they had to spend a week reversing their fence, it was hilarious,

 

3 times,3 no problems but they are all documented and the cops stopped and had conversations with you...so get your attorney and sue her ass for harrassment...or whatever the lawyer says you can do...time to fight! There's probably even a free service that can help...do a search,ask friends if anybody knows a good attorney.

 

BUILD THE DRAGSTER!!!...my dad was tellin me down in pueblo in bout 1962 there were a few guys thatd get together and race go-karts and so they made a noise ordinance and a sing that read "No gasoline engines allowed" well these guys were runnin a blown hemi and decided to take their FUEL dragster up there....
Just say your gettin 'er road ready!!!

 

I ah heard this somewhere. I would never, ever, do this but I have this friend....

Items to purchase:
Empty paint ball casings if you can find them local. (Otherwise suck out the paint of regular ones with syringe.)
Skunk scent from hunting supply store.
One small diabetic style syringe.
Your son's....err I mean buy a paint ball gun.

Suck air out of empty casings fill with eau de neighbor and fire away.

Aim for inconspicous places like gutters etc. Casings will be visible until next rain or two come through.

Also works well with good ballons and balloon launcher if you are very careful

Caution: Be very careful filling and firing or you could be the unintended target.

I have a few...ah I may be able to get you some more non destructive ideas but you'll have to PM me for those.

 

I saw plant some nice "weeds" on their property and call the cops. if it is like central and southern IL say you smell fumes from their driection and think they are making meth...

 

I say open header burn out contest

 

Hey Kustom,
I take it that the christmas tree recovery sign in their yard didnt go over that well.

Mike

 

I'm thinking Halloween party at your place. Invite 2 or three hundred of your favorite hoodlums for a little hoe down. Hell, invite Murry down with his Caddy... I'm sure they would love that. FLamethrowers, burnouts,,,, maybe a engine meltdown???

A couple hundred of us, at their doorstep, with torches... might ease the tension.

If not, TPing someones house now is as much fun as it was in highschool.

 

it just ammuses me hearing all the great revenge ideas you twisted F---s have ...

Johnyhotrod: if i had that bitch for a neighbor i think i'd have to strangle the bitch. "QUIET TIME"?? that is just NUTS!!! what is this, fuckin preschool?? i would have arranged my work schedule so i could be home during quiet time just to drive her nuts.

it has actually been my hope that these people would get sick of being a pain in my ass and move but i actually think they enjoy it. i prolly should try some dirty revenge tactics but if i do i'm not gonna be stupid enough to post it on the internet ...

one of the other neighbor kids, who comes over all the time when i'm workin in the garage, has lit smoke bombs and put them in front of their windows in the summer time when they have them open and box fans in the windows to pull outside air in. he's done this several times. i'll bet they just LOVE that.
i concidered painting "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR" in big letter on the fence i spent $1400 on and put up just to appease them. actually i did it cause i was affraid of what they might do to our dogs and if they did anything to our dogs there would be no stoppin me from kickin some serious ass and likely ending up in jail over it.

i work for GM and we have free legal services so it won't cost me anything to have a letter sent to them. actually going to court would cost me but i get a discount on that. lets hope it does'nt go that far.

it's funny how these people have always been anti-social since they moved in but since they started this thing with us they have tried to befriend the other neighbors. we are friends with the other neighbors but they just want to stay out of it. i even saw the asshole plowing the neighbors driveway across the street the other day. what a suck up move if i ever saw one. i'm glad my other neighbors are stand up people and won't fall for such stunts.