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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hemsbygal, Oct 11, 2003.

  1. hemsbygal
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
    Posts: 20

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    hello to all out there a am a stranger to this just wondered if anyone out there wanted to let me know how this works?i am into the 50's and love hot rods.
     
  2. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

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    Give us a name, what you do and what you're drivin' and/or buildin'.
    If you have naked pics of your wife/girlfriend or both, feel free to post them...oh, and some of your car also.
    Welcome newbie.
     
  3. manyolcars
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
    Posts: 9,607

    manyolcars

    hemsby GAL probably doesnt have a girlfriend or wife. She prolly has a BOYFRIEND. Other that that, hes right. Tell us why you like old cars, if you have one, send pics of the car and we DEFINITELY want pics of hemsbygal (who knows about those Brits?)
     
  4. steve b
    Joined: Jul 8, 2002
    Posts: 60

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    hi hemsby gal.
    theres a few rockin limeys in this place.get some pics of this pick up on here then!!
    im only in nuneaton myself,whats good in leicester???
    later steve
     
  5. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
    Posts: 3,472

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    [ QUOTE ]
    hemsby GAL probably doesnt have a girlfriend or wife. She prolly has a BOYFRIEND.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ...BUT....if you have nekid pics of you AND your girlfriend..... Sorry, there IS a trashy element around here and you have just been greeted by part of it. Just tell a little about yourself, and your "traditional" automotive interests and I think they'll go easy on you. Welcome...[​IMG]
     
  6. Johnny Ace
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
    Posts: 2,200

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    PART of it,Sk8? There's MORE? Who,f'rinstance?? [​IMG]

     
  7. Welcome.. I was at Hemsby this year, if you met a fat American with a scraggly beard and reddish hair that would be me. There are a BUNCH of knowledgable folks on here, do you have a car project currently? I got the piss scared out of me on a couple of rides at Hemsby as here are some great, fast cars in the UK and some nutters behind the wheel!
     
  8. LIMEY
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 1,987

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    Welcome from another Limey, some pics would be good...:)

    & Ratboy if you had the piss scared out of you....how come you still smell of it!!! :) lol.
     
  9. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,335

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    I love the 50's BRO,,,, oh man, the CURTAINS do things to my erection, that RICKYRACERS girlfriend never could,,,

    I like the TOASTERS from the 50's
    and the MILK on the PORCH in the morning

    in the 50's CIGARETTES didn't give you cancer.

    I like ROCKABILLY alot, my boyfriend BUTCH Von VEGAS, is a PIN STRIPER, he is KUSTOM KULTURE, and he has NEAT hair.......
    he has ROCKABILLY guitars tattooed on his arms,, and MICROPHONES that look like PISTONS,,,

    I want to know how to make my car shoot flames..

     
  10. LIMEY
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
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  11. welcome hemsbygal
     
  12. hemsbygal
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
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    hiya!thanks for the warm welcome,my name is natalie i am a florist by day and a rocker by night!!!!i drive a an austin a40 devon pick up will put piccy on soon,
     
  13. hemsbygal
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
    Posts: 20

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    hello skatefink,i am a girl!!!!my name is natalie i love 50s cars and have an austin a40 devon pick up rodded!will try and put up a piccy soon,thanks for the welcome.
     
  14. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    do you have a "deucecoupe 32 lead sled roadster rat rod"?
    as a florist you must Make the scene as the queen, because you have the best selection when it comes to the "DINNER" flower in your hair.

    I bet all the other rockabilly gals loathe you,
    I wonder if my boyfriend BUTCH would think these salt and pepper shakers were 50's enough to match our vintage stove.

    In the 50's they didn't have creepers.
    and sid vicious purses.
    chicks didn't ruin their beauty with tattooes.
    women wernt greasers, and they didn't make ART DECO out of MARTINI GL***ES and twin cherries...

    I always wondered why the chicks didn't pick the BANNANA when they tattooed the food chain on their bodys...

    OH YEAH the 50's
    when the women cooked and cleaned and knew how to cook and asked her husband who she should vote for..
    the 50's was a time when lesbians were in the closet hiding instead of trying to work men out of tow truck driver jobs.....

    they were great years

    I miss the 50's
     
  15. Johnny Ace
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
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    Germ...every mex-con in south Texas knows that creepers existed in the '50's....only a BOLILLO would say something like that...Limey chicks got a lil' sumthin/sumthin fa ya...what do you think drove Benny Hill to his reward?
    And all the VAMPIRE-BABES from the Hammer flickers?
    They brought LIMEY BYRDS to the DIRTY DOZEN as a present....
    Help me work up a f..kin' proposal to these big-wig publishers and quit eating all Snax-E 6's cereal in SC...
     
  16. All I can tell you Germ is that it is a Waaay different scene in the UK than it is here, and I mean different in a lot of good ways.

    HemsbyGal post some pics of that Austin as that sounds pretty damn cool, was it at Hemsby this past May?

    Kev: After your driving I'm still leaking!!! Or maybe its just the rain water still coming offme from our trip to Great ***mouth
     
  17. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
    Posts: 3,472

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    [ QUOTE ]
    hello skatefink,i am a girl!!!!my name is natalie i love 50s cars and have an austin a40 devon pick up rodded!will try and put up a piccy soon,thanks for the welcome.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ...yea...I KNEW that..... [​IMG] (sorry, I'm one of the trashy ones!! [​IMG]
     
  18. Johnny Ace
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
    Posts: 2,200

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    Hahaaa! The Toxic Avenger,a.k.a. "Tiny" a.k.a. "Little TOR", STRIKES AGAIN!!
    How about a picture of you squeezin' into ScaryLarry's kart?
    And don't be askin' for pics of other people nekkid...Kali said you tried to hit her up for pics of ME nekkid...You best be stayin' faithful, TRASH-MORE!
     
  19. purple
    Joined: Mar 2, 2001
    Posts: 1,331

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    <font color="purple"> Pics of the Austin, especially if you're laying across the hood. [​IMG] (Ihad to get in my horndog 2 cents in too.)

    Did you know Datsun made the Austin A40 for the Japanese market? There is 2 or 3 minor differences, but their version is so rare now I'm sure you'll never see one. </font>
     
  20. About time Natalie, Welcome from another Rockin
    hotrodder from Liectershire.(Measham) [​IMG]
    Did'nt see u at Hemsby Y. Im takin my
    45 Harly 2 the Rhythm Riot. as my 51 Shoebox is in Tampa
    with the Sinner boys Dv8,VooDoo and Sinner. Might see
    you tus nt.(21st) Welcome [​IMG] Mark.
     
  21. Welcome Hemsbygal.
    Its good to have another limey gal on board.
    The wife Daisy is on here sometimes, but I can't seem to keep her in the kitchen she's always out in the garage playing with her truck and there no one to cook my dinner. [​IMG]
     
  22. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]

    And don't be askin' for pics of other people nekkid...Kali said you tried to hit her up for pics of ME nekkid...You best be stayin' faithful, TRASH-MORE!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Hey....when you're fat, old &amp; bald.....you have to take what you can get. After seeing germ's "nekid biker"tm shot, I've been intrigued......Johnny on the "Bike of Doom??"

    hemsbygal, I hope we haven't weirded you completely out. This really IS a good group of people with a lot of automotive knowledge. We just PLAY the part of fools...... [​IMG]
     
  23. McGrath
    Joined: Apr 15, 2002
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    TrailerED has an Austin of some sort. I don't remember exactly what it is, but I rode to Minnesota with him to get it. By the way, anybody that hasn't made the trip through Iowa really needs to experience it. Mind Numbing Boredom is the only way I can describe it... [​IMG]

    Heres a not very good pic of TrailerEDs Austin. Has some kind of Buick V6 in it.
     
  24. Daisyduke
    Joined: Mar 17, 2003
    Posts: 518

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    Hi Natalie

    Welcome aboard from a fellow limey.

    Can't wait to see pics of pick up.

    I'm just starting to strip down my GMC pick up.

    Daisy [​IMG]
     
  25. Hi Hemsbygal AKA Nat welcome to the HAMB.

    I probably count as a crusty ol' fart, but I'd settle for half nekid pics and nekid pics of your ride. [​IMG]


    Keep a thick skin, you'll do fine around here. BTW I don't think there is any real rule to the banter, jump in and have a good time.

    Keep us posted on the scene on your side of the pond.

    if it don't make ya dirty it aint yours [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  26. hemsbygal
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
    Posts: 20

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    willput pic of my ride but no naked ones!!crusty old fart or not thanks for the welcome!natalie
     
  27. Jeff Norwell
    Joined: Aug 20, 2003
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    BIG WELCOME....from the colonys [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  28. hemsbygal
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
    Posts: 20

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    hiya! no am not going to the riot!!!but will try and get there next year!!hen are you off back to the states?nat
     
  29. hemsbygal
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    BIG WELCOME....from the colonys [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]thanks for the welcome!!!!natalie
     
  30. hemsbygal
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
    Posts: 20

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    bftwcs,thanks for the welcome!!and the pics i will have to put my pics on soon,see ya
     

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