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Art & Inspiration HELP: VON DUTCH Experts????? REAL or FAKE???

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
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    Now that you know my evil plan, I will have to kill you.
     
  2. daddio211
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    Don't bother, your avatar already did. Ewww....
     
  3. fur biscuit
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    Kirk, you should photoshop that picture on the side of a milk carton.
     
  4. Bernardarama
    Joined: Dec 8, 2007
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    The only thing i could think is maybe some youngster did it, and then took it to von dutch and aked him to sign it and the was probly drunk and di and even put ken howard to just fuck around with that kid but i dont have a clue its looking fake
     
  5. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
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    HOLY FUCK! Dude... I... I don't know...

    HOLY FUCK...

    You are either the most fun or craziest sob I've ever seen. :cool:
     
  6. autobilly
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  7. VonMoldy
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    from UTARRGH!

    I think you should get all dressed up just like in your avatar duds and take that thing to antiques roadshow!
     
  8. Man, I got to have a pair of those glasses!!
     
  9. Jeff J
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    Ah, DAGUY i didn't see that when I was there delivering the body in a snow storm ! Jeff
     
  10. skratch
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    that was great ,,,im still laughing .
     
  11. Jeff--- Right in the office, but we were too damn cold and hungry to really hang and B.S.
    How's everything goin in Wingate?
    Ya comin out for the GNRS?
    Give me a call@ 928-445-RODS
    Don
     
  12. His guns and sum of the other machine work he did was way above his striping.
    In todays language OFF THE HOOK!!!
    Know of a guy who sold 1 of his small weapons a few years ago for over 25K.
     
  13. You sure it's not a Barris?
     
  14. This is a thoughtful(Von Dutch Authentication) and hilarious(Kirks's New Avatar) thread!

    I think Cleatus got it right! :D

    Gay HAMB avatar debuts is the new flat black

    Joel
     
  15. captainjunk#2
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    i vote kirk for the scariest avator on the hamb award accck
     
  16. Mazooma1
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  17. rodknocker
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    Ya know, things just aren't the same anymore, I'm beginning to question my sexuality:confused::eek::rolleyes::eek:
     
  18. lost_sol
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    do you have any pictures of his guns i did my senior repot on dutch and everytime i looked for pictures there so small i cant see any of the details i've seen one of his knives in person and it was beautiful or off the hook however you wanna put it.

    cory
     
  19. Bruce Lancaster
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    Someday, I will post the VonDutch lunchbox...
     
  20. banjorear
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    I'm not sure, something seems a bit off.... I'm having trouble figuring it out.
     
  21. repoguy
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    Something tells me I'm going to have nightmares about Jungle-Santa-Kirk tonight.

    Gawd....
     
  22. richie rebel
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    i have all von dutch books,and that piece of shit is not his work end of story, richie
     
  23. lanny haas
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    I have always wondered if ol Von Dutch would have approved of the hats and shirts, that the kids are wearing nowdays......
     
  24. lanny haas
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    from Phoenix AZ

  25. BangerMatt
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    What about . . Von Dutch ENERGY DRINK!
    [​IMG]
     

  26. Something sure is a bit off....and I'm having touble figuring out why I clicked on the link that SamIyam posted:eek:.

    I knew it was trouble before I even pushed the button on the mouse.:D
     
  27. fryguy
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    think this was the guy that was scamming ebay bidders on the Von Dutch items. He was actually an understudy who people thought had more talent than the real Dutch himself. Here is a file photo of him.

    Von Dutch Scam Artist
     
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2008
  28. kenagain
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    from so cal

    the first ones or the last one with the big thermos for his hooch
    Ken
     

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