HEY CORKY COKER...say that 5 times fast

I went to college with Michael Hunt... yep... he was proud of his name.

I went to high school with a girl named Gay Frolick... she changed her name as soon as she was legally old enough.

 

I cant resist, here goes I dated a girl who's last name was "White Mouse"," another lady who's last name was "Pumkin Seed". Some of my family has names like "Wounded Head" and "Iron Horse", there's "Walking Eagle's, "Shaving Bear's" "Uses the Knife's" "Shot with Two Arrows" TMAN might have heard some these before. If it wasnt for change some years ago I would be "Jesse Short Buffalo"

 

Dude, I was just reaching for the Pine Ridge section i the phone book!

 

As part of a free speech deal that was made with the local TV cable company, private individuals is doing TV at it's worst at night. One guy is showing ****, and he gets in trouble all the time by the sticks in the mud folks.

He claims his name is Mike Hunt, and it makes the news broadcaster that is reporting on this drama saying his name over and over

 

That's the new Bond girls name...honest !!

 

Why do we preface everything with, "I swear, I promis, not kidding, etc."

 

Fraternities:

I Felta Thi
Tappa Nu Keg
I Eta Zeta

 

I have a friend that works for me and his name is{ HARRY ROOT] no kidding.--TV

 

Theres a guy here named Cecil Benedict Farrienhole.....the third!

 

Theres a 'T' event coming up and if your interested you should get in contact with Brenda Bender!

My mother named me Clark and my sister Scarlett, think famous movie....

 

Two kids in my school were Lemonjello and orangejello but the J was soft

 

My last name is Tate. I'll name my first born children Mu and Hezza. I swear, no kidding, honest!

 

"Then there's the no-arms nop-legs names...

Sitting in water: Bob

On a grille: Frank

His sister: Patty"


Same guy in a hot tub: Stu
............. hanging on a wall: Art

When I was in college, there were 3 brothers named Budwieser, Miller and Schlitz.

 

And to add to a thread that is surely headed to the dumpster...

I sold some A/C parts to a guy named Richard Funk. he also went by ****.

 

I had a biology teacher named mrs saltmarsh

 

I graduated with a girl named Carrie Hunt.

 

one of our sales rep's name was JACK MEHOFFhonest ,i could post the company phone list, i dont know how he ever made it throug ha sale, but he said no one ever forgot his name

 

Worked with a guy named Mike Hoch.
Might be fun to introduce him to Mike Hunt.

Cosmo

 

My wife's doctor is Dr. Dye...

Ngo Long Dong's daughters are named Phuc Mi and Phuc Yu.

 

I just wonder if this a joke on us. If you rember we had a post by Mr Funkmaster Flex. So is this a joke? If you are Mr. Coker tell me who was Mr Card and what kind of car dod he drive. The white one and what happened to it..Also those BFG bias plys are still going strong looking forward to doing more business with you in the future....Bobby..

 

I went to school with Harley Davidson.... It was in the 70's .... Yes his dad was a biker....

 

Italian names are the best.

I knew a guy in college named Steve DiPotti. He had a brother named Phil. Phil DiPotti.

My cousin's next door neighbor is Jen Itaglia... "jen-i-tah-li-ah."

 

I've heard about a little kid that his momma named him ****heed.
I work with a guy named Carl Holladay and girl named Julie In. Can you see the announcement : Holladay-In.
Had a teacher Anthony Ball who taught a girl named Cannon Fannon at another school, he used to tell her they would get married and her name would be Cannon Ball.

 

Hi Guys! Man.... what can I say. When I became a Hamb'r...you guys really know how to welcome a fellow! Ain't bothered by it at all! Kind of like Johnny Cash's song when the dad named his boy Sue...just to make him tough and get along in the world! Oddly enough my dad told my mom when I was born that she could name me anything she wanted but they would call me Corky. He got the name from the newspaper cartoon funny paper strip called "Gasoline Alley". Now ain't that appropriate!

By the way, I will be at the Hot Rod Reunion in Bowling Green, so you guys come by and see me. I got the best job in the world. I earn my livin dealin with the best folks in the world: hot rodders n antiquers... the absolute best people in the world!

I will follow up with the specs n stuff on the 16 inch Coker Cl***ic radials tomorrow. Sorry to put it off...just now got back in from travelling all day.

Let me tell you this too...that I have had some doosey names come to me for tires over the years too.

Preciate the jokin just as much as I appreciate you guys gettin out there and making cars more fun for all of us!

All the best,

Corky Coker....heck I can't even say it five times fast!

 

Girl with one leg shorter than the other: Eileen
If she is Chinese: Irene

Excuse me, I need to take my meds.

 

My ex's OB/GYN was named Dr Peters. We used to have a good laugh every time she went to see him.



That is.. before he stole her away.

 

Gotta answer this one too quickly. Charley Card was a wonderful guy that started and got his name operating a restaurant downtown Chattanooga after the war(the big one). He did not have a cashier so he jus had a cigar box for customers to make their own change in... he trusted them and they trusted him....so he got the name Honest Charley. He started the first mail order speed shop in 1948 here in Chattanooga and operated it for a number of years. The white car was his Florida race car he set speed records with. Looks a little funky with the air dams etc but was a 1939 Ford. Really cool. Would love to know where it is today. My partner Mike Goodman and I started Honest back up four years ago after they went out of business in the late 80s early 90s. We are now back with a bang! Have you seen our Honest Charley motorcycle with the flathead 60 hp v8 engine? it is absolutely cooler than dang it! We have a great store too but would love to see any of the old Honest fans or customers. It is 1309 Chestnut Street next door to our Coker headquarters. Come see us!

Drive em boys!

Corky

 

Corky, this wouldn't happen to be that motorcycle, would it? I saw this thing at the Peterson. Very cool..