HEY CORKY COKER...say that 5 times fast

Famous NASCAR driver: **** Trickle.

Dentist in Sylvania, Ohio: Dr. Crown.

Girl in my son's 4th grade cl***: Her last name is Carr. First and middle names: Mercedes Benz.

Highschool friend's last name was Goode. His dad wanted to name him Johnny B.
His mom won and named him Ralph.

Editor of Mustangs & Fords named his daughter Shelby (He was Tech Editor of Mustang Monthly at the time)

Editor of Corvette Enthusiast named his son Cameron Shaft Bolig (camshaft)

My last name is O****--so there's a whole ton of names we can never use for kids:Joy, Harry, Hunter, Phil, and the list goes on.

But I do think Miles would work out well--although that might put a bit too much pressure on the lad, having to live up to a name like that...

Spanish girl with no legs: Cunswaylo.

-Brad

 

My wife went to school with a girl named Candy Cane.

I went to school with a poor kid named Sanford Cisco.

 

If I were a **** star I'd like to be called Nat King Pole.

 

I think I have the best ever. I went to school wit a kid named Richard Eder (pronounced eater) He really did go by ****.

 

When I was in High School we had a **** *** intermural B. ball team called thr Meat. one day after we lost to another team they announced over the schoo intercom the results ours was the (Trojans beat the Meat) bout fell out of my chair when they announced it

 

One of the higher up corporate guys where I used to work was named
**** Hanke (hankie), which is what you need if you have a **** Trickle.

And my favorite psudonym I use when I have to sign in at job sites is Mike Ockhurtz.

 

ANITA BREWSKI


This thread is SO going to get locked!!!

 

"Nasium. Jim Nasium"

if Ian Fleming had a better sense of humor...

 

I processed pay in the USAF....saw all the weird names. One of my favorites was "Cravin Ham"

I processed a transfer out pay record of McDuffy McDonnell.....he was leaving McConnell and heading to MacDill......guess the guys in personnel gotta have some fun too.

 

when are the 5.20 sportways going to be avaliable??? i heard they are limited(if even avaliable yet)

i posted on a lowrider website along time ago telling everybody to email coker tire to reproduce 5.20's..just wondering if that helped any?


thanks,
sam

 

Don't know if that bike is one of ours or not but certainly looks like it could be. We've done a number of red, maroon, black, black with flames and blue bikes. They are really absolutely cooler than dang it. This bike ran wonderful,...sounded like a hot rod ford. Don't know about the jerk on it though...

 

Got em in stock now Sam... our manufacturer (Denman in Warren Ohio) is leary of any warranty on them because so many folks bounce them 15 feet in the air etc... so we gotta sell them without a warranty but they are doing great.

Sure did help Sam. Thanks.

We really need lots of help when we are not really sure when there is a new need and it doesn't quite make financial sense. We have done a bunch of them though like that. Right now working on some Indy car tires for the two seat Indy cars of the thirtys. Not too many tires needed but I can't help it. I love those cars...and they need the original Firestone Balloons they ran with. Soon gonna do an 820-18 Firestone Grooved Rear for nostalgia hot rods too. Will be cool. Thanks for your help, Sam.

Best,

Corky

 

Hey Corky, tell Becky Morris I'm takin' good care of her sink

hahahaha!

mid-tenn mike

 

Hey, its cool that Corky Coker is on here.


I'll tell you all one thing....I'M SO GLAD MY PARENTS DIDN'T NAME ME ****!

....yeah, my real last name is TINGLER. I'm not kidding. Honest. No ****.

 

LSO, my little bro and sis in law graduated with twin girls with those same names. Waynesville High School, cl*** of 03.

You graduate from round here?

 

Hey Corky, give us some bio about you and your history. I'm really curious. I like history and to see how things become. I'm not being an intro-police officer, I'll leave that to the ones that take care of intros.....

Who influenced you? What cars have you owned (pics are good)? Etc.... We know what you do, but WHO IS Corky Coker?

If you did this already, I didn't see it and I also looked in your "view all threads started."

 

My father in law had open heart surgery by Dr.Butcher.And by the way,your official **** name should be your first pets name followed by your mothers last name at birth.(mine is "hotdog Machamer")Now get em' in while Ryan is packing boxes!We'll be locked any second!
Oh yeah,Welcome Mr Coker!

 

So my **** name would be "TIPPY BALL"?....man that ****s.

 

Dang...you go for the big questions. Been in the hobby since I was born...got more stuff than I deserve or need. You know though, we don't need any of it, but want it bad! I been thinkin about doing a blog which will list and pic a bunch of my cars and bikes. Really in to bikes lately, finishing up a 1916 Excelsior and a 1914 HD Board Track Racer. I got the disease. Just bought a 1936 White Yellowstone bus tonight! Gonna probably drive it to Tennessee from Washington State. Sounds like a great adventure!

Actually feel a little funny tellin my whole history here but you could always google my name and see a few lies I've told around the world.

I love this stuff but have been so dang busy the last coupla years being Chairman of SEMA that I have not had time to spend with my hot rod buddies or old car buddies. Lookin forward to doing more of that come July when my term is up. Will be at Hot Rod Reunion, so look me up.

 

Thanks lulabelle...but its Corky...no Mr.

 

Wow, there is actually an on topic thread burried in here somewhere!!

But, back to the off topic....

A buddy of mine is named Phil D. Johnson

I am very disapointed it took 4 pages of car guys to come up with **** Trickle.

 

so can they be purchased from local tire stores? or do we go directly thru you? zip code here is 99207; Spokane,Washington, (for a company here) i contacted Denman, but never recieved a return e-mail, i need 2 sets of 5:20 x 13 badly, and soooon, preferably 1 1/2" shaved whitewall, (yeah i can shave it myself) thanks, and glad you could prove who you were, (honest charley) i was getting skeptical, peace...ken

 

Corky, tell us about the (blue?) 1956 Chevy pickup you got a few years back that was so unused that it still had bits of the sales invoice stuck on the drivers window.

 

I went to school with a kid named Ty Cox . . . his mom's name was Sharon Cox.

Why would you marry into that name??!?!?!!

 

I used to go out with a blonde that was so dumb that she thought **** Trickle was a venereal disease.

Actually hung out with a guy in high school whose name was Licher, pronounced Licker. Parents must not have had a clue when they named him Richard.

BB

Optometrist in our town

Dr Stoehr

 

How about WWW 16-inch radials? The return of traditional customs is beginning to warrant them. I know I want a set...

Have you heard about Street Thunder mag?

(That's a commercial, but I'm serious...)

Scotch~!

 

I studied at the same school as Simona Ferrari. Turns out she was italian (surprise) and that Ferrari is actually the italian equvalent for Smith (ferra=iron I think) and pretty common, -but I still think it sounded wicked.

 

Wal-Mart has a store manager named Bo Ty Weaver.

No Kidding! Honest

Jim

 

Now that's gotta be cool!,,,,,,,,,,HRP

and I can't resist,,,,,,back in the 60's I had a girl friend named Sandy Sheets and knew a girl whos name was Juile Scruise(Screws),,,

I had a uncle in Columbia, S.C.,,,,, Hollis,,,but went by Holly Berry HRP,,