"Holy Grail"

confushious says: he who seeks the holy grail...shall do an intro first or fail.

 

"That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you've ever set eyes on!"

 

Rest easy my friend, they arent going anywhere.

 

I fart in your general diiirection

 

Seems we've gathered all the smart ***es! Now we just need Meteor, the guy from with the Truck from the Gay Photo Shoot, & 3 more pages of wise cracks, then someone will Pull the Pin on the "Holy Hand Grenade" to make this thread disappear for hazing one of the "English Bed Wetting type" new guys. I just gotta say there is always a good laugh when I see these familiar names post, Thanks Guys!

I liked the Holy Grail, but Jabberwocky was one of my favorites! Grizelda Fishfinger.....who wouldn't go off to kill the monster for a maiden with a name like that?

 

Where did Tom go? It's his party and he's not here. Where are the pictures? What were we talking about?

 

No thread like this would be complete without the Liberace Belly Tank.

 

"Bring out your dead...." Im not dead yet', "HE will be in a minute"

 

What are you going to do... BLEED on me?!

 

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

 

That belly tank does not get used nearly enough...

and to quote the imfamous MOPAR742000

"die hard greaser to the ****ing bone I chop, drop, cut, section, slam, throw pins and more. i 'm a fop man goddam it that dapper dan ****'s too thin. i spend more time in my gurage than i ever do in my house and i love rat rod hunnie bunnie's"

 

Did Tom take his truck and go on a quest?

 

Wow! 4 pages of Holy Grail quotes. Nice.

 

I'm wearing new socks today.

 

thanks muttley...
i lost my last copy of that pic.
you are my hero.

 

all the good quotes got used up before I got here....I'll just go huff some dryer sheets.

 

Add video clips instead of quotes...

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HAAHAH... I read the last few pages with tears and hysterical laughter. HAHAHAHHAH

 

Looook at the bones!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You guys are killin' me!
Now I gotta go dig the DVD out and watch it again.

 

Oh yeah, I saw Tom and his truck down at the rope bridge.
He was talkin' to some dude named Tim or somethin' like that.

 

THIS IS STILL ALIVE?
Well to keep it "traditional" can anyone ID the year and make?

 

I wave my private parts at your Aunty, you English Pig Dog!

 

"Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?"

"There are some who call me... Tim."

 

Hey loudpedal, judging by your avatar, you should have said: " I'm weawing new socks today"!!!

 

There must be a site for people whom think they are humerous but aren't. Several of you should try to locate it.

The guy wants to know the history of his truck.

 

haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!