Hot rod sayings

dont let up till you smell shit and see god.

 

"Customs are for getting girls, hotrods are for getting rid of them." -Robert Williams
I also heard a good acronym for chevy the other day
C.racked
H.ead
E.very
V.alve
R.attles
O.il
L.eaks
E.very
T.ime

 

when i was a kid i'd point out all the cars with flames painted on them to my old man. he'd say " Flames make them go faster" . he was right since i got them tattooed on my forearm my sex life has gotten alot faster

 

I use to drive a ford then I got a job.

 

Dont ask to borrow my ride or my wife- they both might be ez to throw a rod in

That piece of crap wouldnt out run a turtle with greased feet

(You Ask) Do You THINK IT WILL WORK?????

(Person Asks) WHAT WORK????

(YOU SAY) Windshield Wipers on a Goats Ass ??

If You Dont Use Your Head...Your Just As Well Have Two Assholes

 

keep you rod polished​

 

The guys who worked at the local casket company, when asked where they worked said , at the underground novelty company.

 

Hotter that a 2 dollar whore in a pepper patch

 

Overheard at Bonneville. "I see you've put windows in your block so the rods can see out"

 

After burning the tips off a couple plugs on a nitous pass, my buddy says "This thing is as lean as a popsicle fart"

 

"Keep your wheels between the ditches, and your hands off other peoples britches"

 

"If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it don't buy it.

 

been saying this since i was a kid-

if it dont go - chrome it

 

How about a GMC truck is just a Chevy with lock washers.

 

Shoot fire, these keep gettin' better! LOL

NefariousArt, I never HEARD the C.H.E.V.Y. acronym before, man. Everybody's heard the FORD and FIAT ones, but I hesitated to put up the PONTIAC one, 'cause it's NOT "politically correct." But, heck, it's hotrod history. That's my story, and I'm stickin' TO it!

P. Poor
O. old
N. n(fella)
T. thinks
I. it's
A. a
C. Cadillac

 

"Custom by CRUNCH" !!! LOL

 

Man, she's "hotter that a 2-dollar pistol!"

. . . or, "hotter than a popcorn fart"

 

Mike I agree..theres something just not quiet right about Larry, but thats what makes him so cool.

 

"Runs like a scalded dog!"

 

-weaker than a scalded cat
-shakin' like a queer at a weenie roast
-hotter'n a $2 whore on payday
-dumber than owl shit
-she'd make a sack of doorknobs look good
-she wears her clothes out from the inside
-turn up the wick

 

bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i mean tail pipe

 

" Army Tight "
1/4 turn back from where the threads strip.

 

"sonny I've sucked better cars than that up my exhaust pipe."

 

'Shakin' like a shittin' dog.'
'If beauty's skindeep,she was born inside-out'.

 

It took engineers to build it, I'm just the idot that can make it better!

 

Looking for a real woman that has a kick starter on her vibrator, and can suck start my Harley!

 

Drag racers do it till the rubber smokes

 

He could'nt wittle a plug for a dogs ass, if he had the hole for a pattern.

 

Or how about
Isnt it amazing how big of a Chevy you need to replace a Flat Head.

 

just because your faster than the other retards doesnt mean your not in the special olympics.