"good enough for a bus" "treat it like a sore dick, dont fuck with it" This is what one of my old timer buddies would always say about pretty much everything on my old ass shity motor....esp the damn QJ carb! "good enough for a bus" Then he would say this after everything he'd help me do....I assume he is rippin on my low budget ass!
No replacement for displacement Remember when sex was safe and racing was dangerous? Help the smoke is so thick I cant see my beer. Tougher than boiled owl Does a bear shit in the woods Rev it till the valves float, side step and steer They put a little extra on those gears for a reason Alcohol aint just for drinkin anymore Steady by Jerks. The last one is from my ole man, boy the cops don't like that one.
That's just some action inspired bodywork... Stripes make it faster... Stickers give it more traction.. So your Honda has 1.8 liters, and my Mountain Dew has 2? Your mouth's runnin wide open but yer frickin brain's still in neutral. NO CRYING IN THE SHOP! (I hate "Bust on the Mopar Guy" days) Your import made 147lbs of torque on the dyno? Nice! My starter made 440. Favorite uttered by an import guy as i walked away: "I dont know why he agreed to the race, if his second gear is out. I'm gonna crush him" silly ricer, you coulda had a V8. And rearwheel drive, lol.
I've been a professional mechanic for 30 years and we have a few sayings. Regarding mechanics who spend hours studying the repair manual (computer now.) "A book never fixed anything." Regarding mechanics who try to repair it the quick way and then have a come back. "The fastest way is the longest way Jerry <input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><!--Session data--><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden">
Its gotta already be here? SNAFU Situation Normal All Fucked Up Kinda.....ok, very O/T but I like it. WOMFU Well Organised Military (I guess you can use Motoring?) Fuck Up
I have a goofy lookin donkey on a tee shirt. and under the donkey it reads: Im the smart one! Heres a few. My ride has high speed wobble. My ride is old and has a bad atitude. You were going how fast in my mirror? Hot rods made me a better welder. It gets 2 quarts per mile. Those aren't bald tires....they're racing slicks! I don't think thats orange peel....it looks like the whole orange! I see you skipped prep and painted with a roller! Im re-paving the street...2 tires at a time!
Money talks, bullshit walks That looks like a mule's ass sewed up with grape vine (spoken with a Texas drawl)
Here's someone we all know:- Passionfingers! - Cos after they touch it, it's Fucked!!! Also, heard from a mechanic: "Torque it up to F/T!!" "What?" "Fuckin' Tight!!"
Back in the 50's we pulled the wheel covers to go to the drags. One of the towns old timers would yell hey kid your nuts are showin !
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