Hot rod sayings

"Hey Dickhead..............it's finished"


And this one's not really an old hot rod saying, but my personal motto.

"Hold my beer and watch this"

 

We had a butcher shop in our area named Gordys in the 60's and early 70's. If anyone missed a gear in their car and it made the horrible grinding noise we all said GRIND ME A POUND GORDY... That was a long time ago I always said that to my kids when they were learning to drive and now they are grown with children of their own. I think they still use it today!!!

 

Early sixties So Cal, I can remember my dad and his pals saying "Grind me a pound" when someone would miss a shift. It went right a long with "If you can't find it, grind it"

 

where there is a welder there is a way!
stock sucks !
just because you can ....dont mean you should!

 

I have flown some of the aircraft that were repaired using this philosophy.

 

After eating at a local Mexican restaurant,
You'll have diarrhea so bad you could leave a stool sample in a coke bottle at 25 yards. You won't see hard turds until New Years.

They'll be screaming women, crying kids and burning rubber!


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Here, hold my beer and watch this.

 

reminded me of another old one for grinding gears , "you'll find it, they're all in the same box"


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probably my favorite

I cut it 3 times and Its still to dang short

It'll fit you just watch

 

Thats what Im sayin !

 

I like those best. You know ones that look like they shouldnt fly but they are the best of the fleet. Cessna N65058 was mine.

 

on my old 77 ford pickup tailgate F--kin' Owners a Real Dick
on a old t-shirt a good friend had B.O.H.I.C.A. bend over here it comes again
from an old episode of the dukes of hazzard "round and around an do-se-do pour on the gas and away we go"

 

"If it's got Tit's or Tire's your gonna have problem's" "Kanawee/Cheatham and Howe Racing"

 

A buddy of mine once discribed one of my trophy dash wins "you were trying so hard i could see your big toe sticking through the radiator".....

Louie

 

I like this one, it's not mine, but it's funny:

I like my women how I like like my car on nitrous......rich and a little retarded

 

Hot Rodders. We've been recycling as long as cars have been wearing out.

 

My ride's a hybrid it burns gasoline and rubber!!

 

hot rodding, because golf, basket ball , base ball , foot ball and soccer only takes one ball.

 

WFO=Wide Fucking Open

"Good enough for the girl's I go with!"

 

"If they can't hear you coming, you aren't driving a Hot Rod!"

 

Sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert.

O/T I know

 

aaaaahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! Man, that is so wrong; yet so funny.

 

"I've thrown more rubber out my window than you have off your tires!"

 

"I drive it like stolen"

 

its not fast, its halfast. half done is just as fun !

 

"Who needs revs when you have DISPLACEMENT?"

 

dont know if this one has been posted yet. CUSTOMS ARE FOR GETTING CHICKS........HOT RODS ARE FOR SCARING THEM OFF !

 

RACECAR spelled backward is RACECAR

I cut it 3 times and it's still too short.

 

I use to drive a Ford then i got aa job.

 

At Manzanita Speedway--- Don' t lift until you hear the ambulance!