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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Jeem, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. Bob Johnson was the brother of my mom and dads neighbor,
    he owes me money, when and where did you see him last?
     
  2. oldtom69
    Joined: Dec 6, 2009
    Posts: 583

    oldtom69
    Member
    from grandin nd

    THe"first national bank-progressive insurance" ford pick-up
    it's a duel-fuel vehicle,runs on either my gas or my ex-wifes gas
     
  3. BORRACHO13
    Joined: Feb 6, 2008
    Posts: 1,097

    BORRACHO13
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    from Menifee CA

    El BoRRaChO thinks this is dumb😉
     
  4. Fenders
    Joined: Sep 8, 2007
    Posts: 3,921

    Fenders
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    Wait 'til they start calling you Al. :D
     
  5. SanDiegoJoe
    Joined: Apr 18, 2004
    Posts: 3,519

    SanDiegoJoe
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  6. metalshapes
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
    Posts: 11,130

    metalshapes
    Member

    No...

    al-bundy.jpg
     
  7. The Bob Johnson I know is the owner of the "Bob Johnson 55 nomad"
     
  8. BLUDICE
    Joined: Jun 23, 2006
    Posts: 1,516

    BLUDICE
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    Must be hard up for a thread subject.
     
  9. Rusty O'Toole
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
    Posts: 9,756

    Rusty O'Toole
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    As long as they don`t call it The Rusty O`Toole Memorial Roadster ha ha ha ha ha
     
  10. davidbistolas
    Joined: May 21, 2010
    Posts: 960

    davidbistolas
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    I'm doing it right. Legally changing my name to "Chevy Styleline".
     
  11. blowby
    Joined: Dec 27, 2012
    Posts: 8,664

    blowby
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    from Nicasio Ca

    1952 Vincent motorcycle tank, factory decal.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Hitchhiker
    Joined: May 1, 2008
    Posts: 8,507

    Hitchhiker
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    Maybe the owners refer to themselves in third person.

    I'd like to show you Joe Shmoe's coupe. Joe thinks it's pretty sweet. Do you want joe to take you for a ride? Buckle up Joe Shmoe likes to drive fast.
     
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  13. Jkustom
    Joined: Oct 8, 2002
    Posts: 1,686

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    I see where your coming from, but the way I see it, a fella can call his car whatever he wants. If Joe Schmoe built a coupe and wants to call it the "Joe Schmoe Coupe", I don't lose sleep.

    But it is a lot cooler when everyone else starts calling it that first. Joe Schmoe should probably just call it "my coupe".

    Im curious as to what Ryan has to say about this..
     
  14. blowby
    Joined: Dec 27, 2012
    Posts: 8,664

    blowby
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    from Nicasio Ca

    I could name mine The Blowby Special but I think it may lose something in the translation.
     
  15. Malcolm
    Joined: Feb 9, 2006
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    Malcolm
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    from Nebraska

    I think a few others that have posted on this thread are in the same boat as me...
    When I started a build thread on my roadster, I just ***led the thread "Malcolm Roadster Build"... well, because that's my nickname and my user name here on the HAMB. Simple as that.

    I just call it the roadster. Really, though, I don't care what anyone else calls it. Call it a piece of **** if you want!


    Oh, I know a Bob Johnson, too. He has a '54 Ford and a '64 Mercury Marauder.
    The "Bob Johnson supercharged Y-block '54 Ford" and "Bob Johnson '64 Mercury Marauder" to be specific.

    Malcolm
    ..or
    Nick Hoesing
     
  16. Fenders
    Joined: Sep 8, 2007
    Posts: 3,921

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    That's OK unless your name is Vincent.
     
  17. Yeah but your name is not really Malcolm so it's ok!:D
     
  18. mohead1
    Joined: Jan 18, 2013
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    Bwaaahhhaaaaaa....nice one :D
     
  19. mohead1
    Joined: Jan 18, 2013
    Posts: 599

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    Now i do call the old Coupe a girls name.....Flo......but it aint nuttin
     
  20. Gotgas
    Joined: Jul 22, 2004
    Posts: 7,250

    Gotgas
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    from DFW USA

    Close, but not quite. It would become the Deuce Roadster deuce roadster.

    I hear people all the time say, "There's that dumb*** wagon." So I guess my name has stuck too.
     
  21. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Posts: 18,339

    falcongeorge
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    from BC

    GOOD ONE! Maybe I will name my Chevy II the "wife has my nuts in her purse" special...:rolleyes:;)
     
  22. slddnmatt
    Joined: Mar 30, 2006
    Posts: 3,685

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    I refer to my coupe as "The Old Mans Merc" as in reference to the old timmer i bought if off:rolleyes:
     
  23. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
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    from BC

    But is it factory paint???;)
     
  24. Jeem
    Joined: Sep 12, 2002
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    ding ding ding ding Speedy Canuck gets it.

    Not really, just has always kinda-sorta bugged me. Like, someone else mentioned, a HAMB phenomenon. Sort of a hi-falutin', self important thing. Whatever, doesn't keep me up at nights, just a little irritating. As in, "it's taken me about 10 years to bring it up", kind of minor irritation.
     
  25. So it is OK to call my whatever car White rabbit for instance and not the porknbean mobile. Or I am not supposed to call it anything and let some *** at a show who knows nothing about is background call it whatever he feels like than I tag it?

    I am confused.


    I did have a guy call one of my cars a POS at a hot dawg stand once, I just smiled because he was right.
     
  26. Jeem
    Joined: Sep 12, 2002
    Posts: 5,882

    Jeem
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    Call it whatever you want Mr. ******. I'm just saying if you give your own car an "important" ***le, I'll probably think it's a tad snooty. That's all.
     
  27. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,735

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    I guess during my build I might have been guilty of loosely throwing around the term,,The '54 Ranch Wagon" a time or two. :D HRP
     
  28. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    3wLarry
    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    waiter....check please...
     
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  29. need louvers ?
    Joined: Nov 20, 2008
    Posts: 12,901

    need louvers ?
    Member

    Naw, it's all about the "The"...
     
  30. 58prostreet
    Joined: Dec 14, 2005
    Posts: 73

    58prostreet
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    Bob Johnson"s starting to get upset!
     

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