How do you wanna be buried?

Put my ashes in an out-house toilet so anyone who hasn't shit on me yet can git their turn. (where's that middle finger smilie when you need it).

 

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Definitely cremate me. I don't want any possibility of being dug up 150 years later by a bunch of drunk/stoned shovelbums.


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Dago Red, are you calling me a drunk stoned shovelbum? ha ha.

I was there. It was several years ago in Deleware. They had it covered over because they didn't want any bad publicity.
We probably met.
Weird job man....weird.
JT.

 

I always thought it would be my final wish to be folded in half, and planted in the ground so my bare ass was facing the head office of Revenue Canada. With my luck, though, some yuppie freak would use me for a bike stand.....

 

I told my wife to just put me in a Hefty bag and leave me at the curb. If it wouldn't be such a pain in the ass for my kids and/or surviving friends, I'd like half my ashes tossed from a vintage jet boat on Lake Havasu, and the other half packed in a chute of a roadster at Bonneville.

 

I'd like to be frozen so they can bring me back to life in a hundred years... Then I can see how much worse off the world is and kill myself.

 

im with tinbender. cremate me, pour some of me through whatever bad ass car i have at the time then i want the rest to be buried under one of the lanes at sears point (infinieon, sears point, what ever you want to call it) i want it to be if that lane is runnin slow its cause someone pissed me off

 

I want to be buried with a pocketful of the best marijuana seeds in case I can use them in the afterlife? Material things won't mean that much.

 

Guys,

This post is like,,, 6 years old....

Let it rest in peace.... Hu hu hu... I made a funny

 

In a primered gray casket with alot of pin striping!

 

i was going to donate my bones to the high school i went to, but then i remembered what we did to things at said school

 

What is traditional? sealed away from the earth in a concrete vault, Which we are conned into beliving is the current standard by people getting rich off of our grieving relatives. Or letting mother nature do her natural thing? I say " let the worms crawl in, let the worms crawl out......."
I'd like to die somewhat like our cars do, by rusting / rotting away...

 

You'd probley make some great fertilizer for them seeds, just make sure someone buries you shallow and comes back to water you often!!!

 

" Buddy When I die, Throw my Body in the back,
and Drive me to the Junkyard, In my Cadillac!!!!
-Bruce Springsteen -"Cadillac Ranch" -1980.

 

At that point I'm a large pile of meat, cook me.

 

I used to spend a lot of time treasure hunting like metal detecting and bottle/dump digging. On one particular hillside I used to sit and rest feeling the warm sun on my face and fresh air on a cool breeze. One morning I was sitting on a rock and looked over to see an owl sitting 10 feet away doing the same thing! Told my wife I wanted to be cremated and sprinkled around at that very spot.....

 

Arlington...

 

I have an organ doner card in my wallet,,after the organs are removed just a simple TRADITION funeral is all,,,PINE BOX is good with me..

on a lighter side,,I have always liked Guy Clarks song,,,,

"When I die don't bury me ,,in a box in a cemetery,,out the garden would be much better,,and I could be pushing up Homegrown tomatoes." HRP

 

That is if I'm buried a 1/4 in. deep

 

Glad you pointed that out. I was really concerned for Nads. I thought he was 42, and.............damn!

 

Spread my ashes over the cliffs of Leo Creo north of malibu while listening to The Lonely Bull by Herb Albert out loud. Family is aware of this too!

 

with Naomi Watts.

 

I told my wife and kids that I want to be creamated, the powder and bones ground up real fine and mixed in with black paint and paint me onto my 1936 Ford coupe.

 

This thread is from 2003!
We all know Nads died and came back as an alien already.

 

For all those wanting to be cremated, stipulate that you do not want to be embalmed first. They will embalm the body before burning it and pass the cost on to the family, about $1500. Just FYI....

Me, well, burn, baby, burn...

 

To quote a guy I used to work for; "just pound a hambone up my ass and let the dogs drag me up and down the street"

 

I have tough bout this,,and yeah Traditional ( whatever the Tradition of your culture might me ) either Viking or above ground