how much you think I can get....

DONT CALL ME CRACKER , JACK!!!!!!!



http://www.crackerjack.com/home.htm

 

Wheres the damn prize................cracker!

 

so what was the question again? something about a jack and if he keeps it. it's worth a tire? O crap i'm confused

 

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OK, I'll bite.... What's a PAN fer??
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COOKIN' FLAP JACKS?

 

He's selling Jack?? Man I got that shit free a while ago, anyone want her number?

 

iIF I BUY YOURS, ILL GIVE YOU THE OTHER ONE AND YOU CAN KEEP IT!!

 

is this jack origonal to that car, or are you trying to pull a fast one on us?

 

NO NO NO everybody's got this all wrong, it's an "etire jack." A very freaking rare find indeed. Precursor to the internet that Al Gore invented. A very early computer that Caddy engineered to take the place of the traditional jack. Put it under the frame, type in "fix flat," and boom computer magic is done. It should be worth the asking price of 3W Larry's deuce easily, as long as the 32 AA batteries in the lantern cell that power it have not leaked all over.

 

who's on first?

 

I swear this thread isn't shut down yet because the Mods are laughing at it just as much as we are.....

 

Might as well get a bunch of them out of the way now

 

Here's an actual tech thread that I started. It got six replies. Jack tech is just not that popular. pigpen

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=79812&highlight=jack+tech+pigpen

 

Pigpen? how much will you not let the scissor jack go for? If you decide to keep it, I'll buy it. Unless you sell it.
Hey! I just came to on the floor.... and Ive pissed myself. I think I had a seizure.

 

That is the only possible reason. I'm suprised though, it keeps getting jacked to the top every 2 mins.

 

How much for the Jacks..Jack? I'll take either the regular or the etire jack. If you could pm me some pics of the etire jack i'd appreciate it. The farther the jack expands the more its worth to yourself so i'll give ya 10$ for it and you can give me 50$ that way you'll know its worth a lot to someone. Just don't get jacked for your own jack,Jack.

 

Is that like rubbing one out? I think you're talking about an entirely different kind of jacking now.
Whadaya say? Ain't it about time we let jack off the hook?

 

d'uh! Jack's on first!

 

PLEASE! Don't slip Jack!

 

That jack is not for sale at any price, unless you offer a really big wad of jack for it. It's the only one that will fit under my Dago axle and it doesn't take every man jack and his brother to turn it! pigpen

I will however, sell you my cat, whose name just happens to be Jack.

 

Pigpen,you are a Jack............ass.BTT.

 

I feel more like I do now than I did a minute ago.

...just wanted to get my fingerprint on this thread before it gets shut down.

 

Dude, I hate to tell you, but that ain't the original jack.

 

Hey, my friend Jack kept his kindeys AND sold 'em....Damn third world doctors!!! Oh, wait. Maybe he sold them and kept them. That's it, kept 'em in a Cadillac......

 

Funny thing. That's what all three of my ex-wives said as they were walkin' out the door! All I can say is, "Thank ya; thank ya very mush!" (Elvis) And... my new skinny girlfriend (the one on the right, in the pic of the ex-wives), says the same thing! Hmmmm

pigpen

 

One of those hotties could use the Cadillac jack to lift up the ole front butt so they can change underwear, ( assuming their is a pair under their )