How should I title/register my hot rod???

In Californcatia we do our BEST to piss off the tree hugging liberals around here, and anything that makes loud noise, blows a puff or two of smoke, can burn rubber, smells like unburnt fuel, looks ratty or just plain old or fresh out of the barn does the trick quite nicely. I think that if I were face to face with a liberal I'd be BRAGGING that my ride was a Rat Rod just to see them get their commie-pink ******* in a twist. So, rat rod may not be a desirable term HERE, but it can be useful at times....

 

Some of the best writing I've seen on the HAMB in ages!