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How to bribe a crusty old f*cker into selling his ride?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by graverobber63, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    fab32
    Member Emeritus

    I have a '32 Ford, I'm old, and I don't want to sell it. Move on.


    Frank
     
  2. JOECOOL
    Joined: Jan 13, 2004
    Posts: 2,769

    JOECOOL
    Member

    I am a crusty old f----, and I have a lot of stuff for sale.No-one ever stops at my house!!

    I've said it before ,and it has always worked for me.Go to Hooters and look around . If you have a girlfriend,sister ,wife anyone who looks like that and enjoys looking like that you'r in business. No-one especially us crusty old whatevers can resist.

    If you can find the right girls and they can manage to eat a Poposicle in front of him, he should beg them to take the car away.

    What have you got to lose??
     

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