Register now to get rid of these ads!

How would you kill Micky Mouse?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Appleseed, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. At the ACE Hardware they sell an electronic device that you plug in and it sends off a high pitch signal that rodents don't like & they leave. That is what the box says anyway, I have not tried it. Just my 2 cents worth on that.
     
  2. rixrex
    Joined: Jun 25, 2006
    Posts: 1,433

    rixrex
    Member

    If you poison them you just have to put up with the stink when they die in some unreachable spot..an old neighbor lady told me to take a big needle and thread and sew a piece of bacon to a rat trap, they can't get it off and its a gift that just keeps on giving, they can't resist that smelly bacon..my personal barn record is eleven with one little piece of bacon....
     
  3. Midnight340
    Joined: Jan 4, 2004
    Posts: 151

    Midnight340
    Member

    Consult a mouse "Intuitive", have the great transcended mice communicate through a "channel", have them talk to your mice, find out what their true purpose is, help them learn their true nature, once they have experienced tran****ation, moved to the next level, it is possible they will no longer be in the physical realm... and your problem is solved!
     
  4. publicenemy1925
    Joined: Feb 4, 2007
    Posts: 3,187

    publicenemy1925
    Member
    from OKC, OK

    I killed a rat in my garage with my 2 pound shop hammer and DAM! Those little *******s are really ****ing juicy!
     
  5. I second the peanut ****er in the trap method, works everytime.
     
  6. chopper103in
    Joined: Oct 10, 2006
    Posts: 94

    chopper103in
    Member






    makes me glad im a pepsi person
     
  7. The ultrasonic things may work on some animals, but they sure as hell don't work on mice or spiders- despite what the boxes say.:rolleyes:

    The peanut ****er ideas work as well as anything. I lived in the country for 13 years surrounded by cornfields....lots of mice. :eek:
     
  8. Easy fix. Release a bunch of snakes in the garage. Mice will vacate.
     
  9. Retrorod
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
    Posts: 2,034

    Retrorod
    Member

    We use the same method SeeDan does, nuts and peanut ****er. Wild bird food works as well as nuts mixed with the peanut ****er. Just keep the traps empty. My mother-in-law has these "Rat Zapper" things that seem to work pretty good but they use up batteries like crazy, she likes 'em because you can just pick up the unit and dump the carc*** into the trash without touching anything.
     
  10. Jeem
    Joined: Sep 12, 2002
    Posts: 5,882

    Jeem
    Alliance Vendor

    You spent WAY too much time on that one you SICKO!
     
  11. sodas38
    Joined: Sep 17, 2004
    Posts: 2,452

    sodas38
    Member

    SEEDAN DELIVERY has it. It's worked for me too.
     
  12. chuckspeed
    Joined: Sep 13, 2005
    Posts: 1,643

    chuckspeed
    Member

    It's an old trick...read that Finnish miners in da UP used it to catch mice over 100 years ago. It does work.
     
  13. 53sled
    Joined: Jul 5, 2005
    Posts: 5,817

    53sled
    Member
    from KCMO

    I had one get in my blower, turn on the defrost and he went for a ride! was eating the paper filter. apparently a few hundred acres of pasture isn't enough, they just HAVE to ruin something.

    I used the spring traps, with some bacon or sausage wrapped in wire. that way, they have to really get after the trigger to get to the food. they licked the peanut ****er clean off.
     
  14. Von Hartmann
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 988

    Von Hartmann
    Member

    I tried this with ground squirrels. Some pulleys, string, and a cinder block. with a piece of dental floss crossing under the suspended cinder block. Smear peanut ****er on the floss. Then sit and watch, they'll chew the floss till it breaks and the block crushes them. True it was a little elaborate, but totally worth it.
     
  15. Did Wile E. Coyote teach you that one?

    [​IMG]
     
  16. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
    Posts: 2,085

    repoguy
    Member


    Now that is some funny ****!
     

Share This Page

Register now to get rid of these ads!

Archive

Copyright © 1995-2021 The Jalopy Journal: Steal our stuff, we'll kick your teeth in. Terms of Service. Privacy Policy.

Atomic Industry
Forum software by XenForo™ ©2010-2014 XenForo Ltd.