When I get fed up surfing the web for something to pass the occasional downtime at work, I grab a 40 or 50 year old magazine and thumb through it. An article about carburetor theory by the likes of Jim McFarland in my hands printed on a paper page is a helluva lot more interesting to me than what Kim Kardasian said at an award banquet last night. I know, I know, I'm out of touch. Get off of my lawn!