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Hypothetical question... dealing with a derelict

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Big A, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. BELLM
    Joined: Nov 16, 2002
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    I say you call in the GERMINATOR. 'Course if he does a good job he will get elected govenor.
     
  2. A couple well placed calls (not from your phone!) placed to drug enforcement usually takes care of it. Mention drugs,guns, child prostitution.
     
  3. shoebox72
    Joined: Jan 24, 2003
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    Burn the guys house down. If the house has a gas stove, break in and blow out the pilots, turn all the knobs on to HI, go home wait about 20 minuites then call the house.

    The whole neighborhood will get HIGH.

    Then with any luck he will have room on his property for the truck since his house is gone. Or maybe he'll move away.

    Billy
     
  4. <font color="red"> OK HERES THE DEAL......have a few freinds over...have your wife or freind hit you HARD...enough so it leaves a black eye....call cops say that he assaulted you(you have many witnesses.......as he is arrested the drug addicts will raid hais house.....now you fucked him bad...file a restraining order so he cannot move back in(something like a 150 yard restriction)...then when he is evicted the truck will not have his address linked so not legal to park in the neighborhood.......or you could just torch the fucker in the middle of the night!

    R E D M E A T </font>
     
  5. Roadsters.com
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  6. gotcha
    Joined: Feb 26, 2004
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    from Sanger, TX

    I don't know how it is in Canada, but in Texas, if the car is more than 18 inches from the curb, it can be towed as road blockage...I tag'em and have them towed all the time...

    JP
     
  7. Jimv
    Joined: Dec 5, 2001
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    Do what DrJ said &amp; just become a pain in the ass to the city, call them 2 or 3 times a day, get the name of the person your talking to in city hall &amp; be personal with them" hello Mary, the truck is still in front of my house!" After a week or so of talkng to the peons ask for the supervisor, get there ext. number &amp; call them 2 or 3 times a day.
    The neighbors will probably know who did it, but don't take things into your old hands, Sorry Germ but this ain't the old west!!I grew up in the bronx &amp; you can't beleive how things like this can get out of hand real quick, i've seen people burn down other peoples houses &amp; cars.
    Also call the cops &amp; ask them to come out &amp; see,or tag the truck, if you call they'll have to come out &amp; report on it even if its 5 hrs later
    Do it right even if it takes time.
    Germs idea is more fun but you don't want to live looking over your shoulder.
    JimV
     
  8. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
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    interesting to hear the shoe on the other hand.

    most of these type posts involve some poor hot rodder getting harassed by his neighbors for nonruning vehicles in public view.

    do not do anything illegal, it's not worth going to jail for

    and do not do anything that will compromise the safety of your family.

    be persistant and get the city on your side, have them remove it, it's their job.

    Paul

     
  9. 286merc
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    from Pelham, NH

    As others said, stay legal above all.

    Spend a few weeks getting plate # of visitors. Send them to the next step up from the local cops, they may be buyers. Especially if your parents cant get any movement.
    RCMP, Province cops?

    Telling the cops you have seen guns and drugs (or what appears to be), I like that idea.

    I dont know your towns politics but maybe a call to the local newspaper or TV station. Anything to nudge the officials off their dead asses.


     
  10. John B
    Joined: Mar 9, 2001
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    Maybe praisethelowered could buy it and primer it black.
     
  11. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
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    Spray paint www.jalopyjournal all over the car.
    He will no doubt log on to see what in the hell is up with somebody painting that all over his car....
    Hopefully he will post and we can rip his ass up.....

    What do you think aboot that, eh?

    HC
     
  12. kritz
    Joined: Aug 6, 2003
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    from flint, mi

    ok...here's my suggestion...go to a local church. call anonymously to the police saying that you were on your way to choir practice driving down (your street here) when a guy (fitting the description of your neighbor) blocking traffic with his truck door open, started verbally harassing you. say that you think he was doing drugs, and that he threatened to "get his pistol". then let the cops take it from there.

    crackhead threatening a god fearing church member!!!! the cops will be on that in no time. especially if you have your wife make the call.
    can't pin it on you, and when the cops show up they'll probably come to your door and ask questions, tell them that the truck has been there for a long time and that you have noticed "suspicious activity" around it.
     
  13. Well, I liked the idea of having Germ come up here and give him a stern talking to, but my wife just left me and my cooking sucks, so I guess that idea's out (although I might lose my house which would make this a moot point anyway).

    I talked to the guy on Friday night. After telling me to fuck off, he turned around and spit on, then kicked, his own truck. Saturday morning I pushed the POS in front of his house. He had left both doors unlocked and the hood unlatched... he's waiting for someone to steal the fucker so he can collect insurance. [​IMG]

    I'm gonna find me a dead skunk. [​IMG]
     
  14. 30roadster
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Aw, you guys can get more creative than that.

    I called the city... 3 months ago. I even filed a written report.



    My parents happen to live next-door to the mayor. They had a plateless vehicle show up in front of their house, called the city and it was towed within 3 hours.

    I've asked nicely. I've asked not-so-nicely. My wife asked nicely and was called a "fuckin' bitch" for her troubles.

    This guy needs special treatment.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I'm in a college stown....our neighborhood is quickly becoming all college kids. Their parents buy them a house to live in for four years....the kids behind us drive an H2...a little different than my college experience...but i digress. A couple of months ago a college punk from across the street and three houses down started playing his car stereo at about bedtime for the kids. the windows facing away from this dipshit were humming from the bass. I went over and tried to talk to him...he got all smart and ugly about it and never did turn down the music....cops never came. So i started thinking about what kind of crap i can do .... and here's what i've come up with... mind you i can't do this...because i'd get caught...but maybe your sneakier than i am.....

    1. Drill hole in his trunk... insert the plastic nub from my giant industrial can of insulating (expanding) foam...fill said trunk... point and laugh at him when he gets in his POS honda and tries to turn up the bass.

    2. go for a 4 AM jog with a syringe full of "doe in heat" - or fox urine, or skunk scent. place said syringe between the rubber and glass of his POS honda...squirt with all your might....run away.... 80 degrees outside....next morning laugh when he opens the door to get in the car and the smell makes him toss is socks. he'll sell the car [​IMG]
     
  15. delaware george
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    from camden, de

    call one of those places that you can donate shit to...they'll come pick it up,and you can write it off on your taxes when they give you the receipt [​IMG]
     
  16. 55olds88
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    I like the cures for the loud stero/exhaust crowd, here are a couple along the same lines....
    Expanding foam down a long tube into exhaust.... car no go !!!
    I always figured a can of tuna or a bottle of milk down the vent for the heater/aircon both will make the car a bad place.

    Re the truck parkd out front, the real problem there is the guy does live next door and prolly don't go to work all day leaving his stuff unattended like you do, so try to do it clean and legal.
     
  17. Fatchuk
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    Take a rag soaked in some oil set on the top of one of the tires and set it on fire and walk away when the tire catchs it will get moved and he gets a big bill for repaving your street.....fatchuk
     
  18. Jkustom
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    I dont know about Canada, but in westseattle, us young punks, and most of the old punks too for that matter, will just find a way to move the sumbitch.

    I had a neighbor who liked to block me in all the time, and I used to just"get into" his car and push the thing into the middle of the alley... Got me yelled at, and threatened, but Im used to that... [​IMG]
     
  19. MercMan1951
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
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    Personally, I would offer to buy the S-15, fix it up, sell it, make a profit off it and be done...Plus, you now have money in your pocket. [​IMG]

    I wish I could get so lucky...
     
  20. 34Fordtk
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    I think 30roadster's idea #2 is the best one so far...VERY hard to trace skunk scent of fox pis!!
     
  21. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
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    Wait until it gets nice and warm,then put some fresh fish on the front seat.
    The big ones,with the head attatched. [​IMG]


     
  22. Besides my previous post involving arson, the fish thing is good. My friend makes lobster bait ot of the Mackerel he catches. But he lets it rot in a 5 gallon bucket for 4 or 5 days, then makes frozen bricks of the goo to put in the traps. Even frozen that shit reeks to high heaven. It'll make the average Joe hurl on contact. Brew 2 5 gallon buckets of that, and toss it in the truck cab.
    That may stink you out too though. Really potent stuff. We use it for shark chum too. Works good. Brings the big boys up.
     
  23. 30 roadster's pranks are good...here's another one.drink alcohol until you vomit,scoop into freezer bag and freeze overnight.remove frozen puke from bag and place under drivers seat.puke will melt into carpet and be impossible to remove.
     
  24. I like Slazzens idea, and to think of all the vomit I've wasted over the years!!! Hmmm the expanding foam ideas are good too...
     

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