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I Hate Pbr!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by topless54, Sep 17, 2005.

  1. topless54
    Joined: Jul 7, 2005
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    So, for the 37 of you other insomniacs viewing, I started to work on my car at 6:00 this evening and opened a PBR. All I was going to do is pull the rear end out and cut off the spring perches. I popped the top on a PBR and all progress ceased. I hate you PBR. It is almost 4:00 and I just quit... after a lot of drinks and two fights. Now I have to get up and go to Watson's in Dennison in the morning feeling "Great". Do any of you have similar problems or blessings?
     
  2. 30roadster
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    Are you asking if I have poor taste in beer or insomnia?;) Yes....and Yes:D
     
  3. Slag Kustom
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    i have no problem i got stuck with a 30 pack of pbr and could not give it away. i ended up pitching it in the dumpster. that **** reminds me of a poor high school party where no one besides me could buy bottles.
     
  4. topless54
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    30roadster- awesome...slagkustom- I'm not so sure about you. Ther dumpster you gotta be kiddin me!
     
  5. jazzbum
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    i don't know man. where i come from we used to drink boones farm and dance around in girlscout uniforms, and we were damned happy with that. you just be glad its pbr and not strawberry hill. :D
     
  6. Boones
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    from Kent, Wa

    Just have to have your priorities straight. drinking a beer or two is fine, drinking so much where you get into fights and not work on the Hotrod. well that is wrong.


    maybe its time to switch to PBR lite.... you can still drink like a fish but not impact your abilities as much
     
  7. chitbox dodge
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    from dunlap tn

    freakin' hippies
     
  8. long island vic
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    nooooo drinking lite beer is ******* for no reason
     
  9. Dirty2
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    I was thinking the same thing !!!!! Cotton mouth !!!
     
  10. moose
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    Californians...
     
  11. rsg2506
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    When I first read the ***le of your post..I thought you meant Professional Bull Riding! Taking that into consideration...beer is the safer of the two..:p
     
  12. Roothawg
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    Maybe you should switch to Heroine.
     
  13. Scrap Heap
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    As long as it's ice cold the two best beers are PBR and free.
     
  14. that's why I don't drink when doing work.....I never get anything done
     
  15. topless54
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    8:30...no 10:30...ouch my head!
     
  16. If this is a regular occurence, it ain't a blessing pal - it's a real problem. Seriously, think about it. You had a simple task you were motivated to get done. You made a choice about what you did. My guess is it ain't the PBR you hate, it's something else.

    Take some time to figure out what it is (or who) you really hate. Fix that problem first, then the rest will come easy.

    Now, I'm not saying this to be some preachy ***** and I'm no prude when it comes to drinking or certain recreational substances. If folks want to have a few to unwind. laugh with their friends, that's cool. We all need that once in a while. When it leads to an all-nighter, fights, and still the 2 hour job you set out to do hasn't even been started, my guess is that the drinking was more important to you. Or maybe the escape the beer provided was more important. Something's going on there.

    I've got a brother who's battling an addiction, I've got buddies that are wasting away from booze, and I've been there too. I'm willing to bet you've got more to offer the world, your friends, and family than a hangover and wasted time. You've got more to offer yourself too.

    Hope you take what I'm saying for what it's worth. Good luck to you.

    Remember, what happens in to you in this life isn't as important as how you handle it.
     
  17. There's times to drink and there's times to work. Woe betide the man so uncultured that he would interupt serious and focused drinking with thoughts of work.
     
  18. DrJ
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    I suggest anyone with a sixpack of empties in the trash right now might benefit from taking this short test

    I took it.
    I scored 11 "yes", 1 "no", that was 21 years ago.
    It works, one day at a time.
    Stinkin' thinkin' doesn't control me any more. :cool:
     
  19. riverrat
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    drinking lite beer is like making love in a canoe, ****ing near water

    riverrat
     
  20. DrJ
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    They started coming out with "light beer" about the time I quit drinking, but I never could see the sense of "10% fewer calories".
    I figured if you wanted to drink 10% fewer calories you should just need to cut back to 9 bottles an hour instead of 10 bottles! :rolleyes: :eek: :cool:
     
  21. jazzbum
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    you dont want to know what the actual hippies did.
     
  22. 390kid
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    out smarted by PBR? dont blame the beer. hahaha
     
  23. LUX BLUE
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    here in Texas our affliction is called LONE STAR
    I call it the "The Tears of Angels poured into Little Brown Bottles"
    it has vitamins and stuff.
     
  24. hahaha.

    I only drink 3 kinds of beer, nothing else...

    Pabst Blue Ribbon
    Lone Star
    Shiner Bock

    in that order.
     
  25. LUX BLUE
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    and you still have that girlish figure.:D
     

  26. aww, thanks for noticing...***.

    haha
     
  27. LUX BLUE
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    with ****s like yours, how could I miss 'em?:D
     
  28. Boones
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    Dont be knocking the Boones Farm. I have (had) a fondness for this stuff at one time.... but I cured myself after one to many bottles (ok several)..
     
  29. Spoon
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    Pabst and Lone Star are both good... to cook with.
    But **** man, I don't think they were meant to be drank.
    Shiner is more like it. If you don't have any REAL beer around.


    Guinness, Boddingtons, etc.
     
  30. No, I think I do want to know... jazzbum, will you please tell us some hippie stories please?

    Is it true they're really allergic to soap and work?
     

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