I need a job! I would like to quit what I have been doing(carpentry) and get a job in the hot/street rod and truck world. I would prefer in Kansas City area but if it was the right deal I would go anywhere. I have some experiance but will coming in at the botton. If anybody knows of somethin please post it here or email it to me @ Thanks
Cool tactic....I've been secretly wanting to get a job at McDonalds for years. Maybe I oughtta bound into a French Fry Convention somewhere and see if anyone can hook me up. "Hey! I've been gettin' fat off fast food for ages and felt it was my destiny to contribute to the industry. Anyone got a bib I can wear? Point me to the fryer!" Of course, I could politely introduce myself and make a few friends before crashing the party... ...but why?
No kidding! I've been building cars for years and I want to get a job doing carpentry. KC would be one hell of a commute though...
The title "Son of Roth" is up for grabs........ Apply 4616 Slauson Ave., Maywood,Karloffornia..... Competition is stiff,though...... Or Tiki Shags' job title - "Queen of Outer Space"
<font color="red">I hear that Wes is looking for a new GIMP for his basement!..........must be comfortable in full body leather and be willing to sleep in a trunk!......Apply at the STAY GOLD pawn shop...knock hard he may be out in the VIVA LA GARAHE! R E D M E A T </font>
i swear it's an oldtime HAMBer using a new email address and logging on as stranger just to screw with ya....this can't be real?... can it?......least he doesn't wear a bunny suit
Imagine that, a bare desolate profile as well, Yeah we need to find you a job. We know nothing about you and you don't want to share with us and we're going to bust our ass to find you that dream job you've been wanting. Fuckstick, go away.
Sure we'll set ya right up...I just talked to friend of a friend who said he'll put you right on. I told him i didnt know your name or any background but he posted on the HAMB so he has to be cool. Give me a F@#$in break.
Hey man, I got some connections, I can hook you up with the perfect job for you! with a TITLE!! Colonel of the urinal, Shithouse superintendant. Swabbing the crappers at the truckstop!! Dork! Billy
Norm McDonald was telling me just the other day about a job opening....Crack whore. By the time he got down there, it was filled but there was still an opening for assistant crack whore.... Check it.......
don't listen to these homo's, you can see by the posts, that their is plenty of work for a man of your calibre, but the jobs they are offering you, in reality, are not nearly as glamorous as they sound. the "employers" are just big talkers with empty promises. i on the otherhand can offer you a legitimate position. I run a medium size chain of porn booths and need someone to wipe down the screens and mop the floors after customers have visited. i drive a hot rod and will occasionally let you wash it BEFORE you start your shift, so you can tell your friends (if you have any) that you are employed in the hot rod business. look forward to hearing from you.
Why is it that post like this end up with multiple pages, but actual car post dont. Can everyone just let this drop from the front page. Apparently he isnt gonna respond. I'm not tryin to sound like an asshole.
I have a "job" for you... You have to take a test.. but don't worry about it, the testicles... your chin. AAaaaahaha, I crack myself up. How about an intro? as you can see, there is a hazing of sorts, for those who don't. I've been trying to think of a way to use that word, that way, thanks for giving me the opportunity. Remember... Intro...
Well......I didn't know that the Hokey Ass Message Board was such and elite group! I am pretty sure that everybody in here was a new dick with no experiance on the board at one time or another. I figured you guys were all so cool that you already had your dream jobs and might know of a broom in the corner that needed a pusher. Guess not....Guess I will also have to check this off of my list of cool places to check out! I can find this many jerks just about anywhere........
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