"Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows, but without that noise" - Jack Handy I can't eat anything, everything is fattening. Good thing jerkin' off isn't fattening, I'd way a fuckin' ton. Rodney Dangerfield "If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tongue... He'll probably suck your dick" Chris Rock. "The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part" Jack Handy Yogi Berra also had some terrific quotes if you want to do a Google search. My favorite has always been "You named your kid John? Every Tom, Dick, and Harry's name is John"
Is it Patton? I love Patton... I think the best year book quote ever is "I cant believe I ate the whole thing."
No kidding, my thoughts exactly. High school sucked, college rocked. "Now on to college to meet some real friends"
porknbeaner is right,but Alfred E. Neuman's line sounds way cool in latin,"quid me vexabum?" one of my older bro' in laws was an alter boy back when "the church" used latin for everything and had to learn it. He stiil uses it for fun stuff, like that quote R.R.
not sure how much room you have, but my all time favorite quote, which pretty much sums it all up (though I'm Catholic, so scratch that last part : "My love of the automobile transcends the material plane. The flivver, the jalopy, the crate- these are things of the spirit. The place occupied by religion, philosophy, or art in other men's lives is occupied by cars in mine. Spend an hour in a church, and where are you? Spend an hour in a car, and you're at the beach!" P.J. O'Rourke or, "what's all the hubbub, Bub?" Dude Delaney, Roadracers
: I have two favorites I use all the time......I live my life by two simple words "stock sucks " .....and the other is Just tring to peel man,,,just tring to peeeel.....
...come on, help da kid "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the tradewinds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain I'm almost sixty, have always lived by this one and I'll tell you, I haven't missed a thing!! I've almost done it all........except win the Lottery.
“Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.” what about something by jack kerouac? http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/jack_kerouac/3.html
How bout "whats up pussies" or "Im into cars not Gramer" "I'm a fop man God dammit" on a more serious note.. "He who attempts the ridiculous might just achieve the impossible"
How about this: "Be sure and carry plenty of Charmin with you wherever you go, 'cause you're gonna get pooped on all your life."
Lifes a garden, dig it. You just gotta keep on keepin on, He will stop as soon as he is done. IM YOUR SISTER!!!! Joe Dirt
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