Pulled the HOTTEST ho-bag the other night from this CLUB I went to,, SMOKING HOTTIE,,, really excited, she will HATE me in about 2 weeks, but sometimes you gotta enjoy them for a few weeks before they end up DUCT TAPED in the bath tub....with you holding a hair dryer over it , taunting them that you will throw it inside....... Thats some good LSD, when it boils over... JOEY RAMONE is smiling, right next to RAYBEEZ, and JOE STRUMMER.. LONDON IS CALLING... I put in a MINOR amount of work on the model "a' ,,,,,,,VERY minor, mostly hand mock ups, and thought processes which consisted of smoking a few joints, listening to MOTORHEAD, and this belgium BOOT of the DEAD BOYS live at CBGB'S in 76!!! I was pondering my next plan of attack......in between thoughts of my new NIPPLE ROCKET QUEEN(tm).. I have alot of PARTS for these two hot rods..., almost enough parts to DO it several WAYS,,, It's amazing once you throw it all over the floor and piece it together... Gonna have JIMMY WHITE make me some of them motor mounts I seen he made in Rod n Custom,,,, What a NEAT article,,,, I think I have an idea that NOBODY will give RULER STATUS to my IDEAS except ROGUE, it might work out and start THE NEW REVOLUTION of SHITBOXES..........???? I think it would be as exciting as doing cocaine with Richard Pryor... or punching ZSA ZSA GABOR in her mouth and running over her fucking POODLE with a my K-5 blazer...... The build up is still aiming to be pretty TRADITIONAL based, but wih a few added touches...... should I make HATS and SHIRTS now or LATER?? ROCKSTARS with LOOSE COCK RINGS?(tm)?? Good IDEAS??? I have a SLEDGE in my pocket... waiting to get out If I bring this one CHICK to paso NEXT year, please call me THE KING,, i truely will live up to my Salinas Boys name tag of "THE PUSSYRANCHER"(tm) and might even be married,,,,, This might be more important then shaving or building any HOT RODS,, I mean after all I build the HOT RODS, for TITS, ASS, BEER, and STYLE and FUN..... Took the 52 for a JOYRIDE the other night,to go and fetch me a bottle of some OL GRANDAD........... I'm starting to think that it is a main bearing that is going out, because if it was a ROD bearing I imagine it would have LAUNCHED right out,,, it sounds like a rear main bearing is rumbling around.... We'll see... SMALL DICK CHEVY(tm) is a GO GO,,, called my guy today, block is 4 bolt main, and 40'over . also have a 400 crank and a nice race camshaft.............and will be running the HEADS from MIKE BISHOP,,, I have a 6 deuce intake with 97's. I'm looking for some 60's era dress up items? Got any,,,,??? also looking for a PRO engine bUILDER to give me an EXACT LIST of the INTERNALS I need so I can start searching.. if you can HELP, please do so,,, The 52 actually is going to be fucking insane with this motor, and THE LOOK will not be taking away from it, I can pull this off,,, with a Salinas Boys influenced NOR CAL ruler chop, with my SWASTIKA HITLER YOUTH welding HELMET.......... and still run NO HOOD,,,, the carbs will take away any GAYNESS upon view,,,,,, even BOB BLEED will HIGH FIVE me,,,, The RANCHERO 57 is almost done, Roof is BLACK BASE COAT, with blue and purple flake, and I used about almost 3/4 of a GALLON of CLEAR,, we'll call the roof... ON GOLDEN POND(tm) cause the FLAKE looks like fucking fishes floating around in a shitbowl... And I have to go take a bong load everytime I push her out in the sun... My new CHICK likes it, I think i will buy her a purse that matches it.. so she wont ask questions about the Plasma cutter machine..... Dropped spindles and disc brakes,,are done , FRAME is about 2 inches off the ground,, Y-block is LOUD with STRAIGHT PIPE now,, fixed a few big dents,, shooting it SATIN BLACK base, and CANDY COAT HOUSE OF COLORS "Blue".for the rims............. this is a SPECIAL blue that was only MIXED for a Custom show car,, its not available as a color until next year... I hope it looks clean......I Think I might trade her away and should have pictures of her this week,,,,,,,, If anyone is truely interested let me know..... I'm going to be very busy until next january, I took a major promotion at my work, cause Im a JACKASS who likes to make his life harder.... And I sold the computer that was in the shop.... I have a house one, and try to check once a day to TALK SHIT and TEASE LOSERS.... GEORGE BARRIS gave us FULL RIGHTS to RESURRECT "KUSTOMS of LOS ANGELES"(tm) We have all the original logos and plan on doing something FUN with them, We are trying to find old members through George, and ask QUESTIONS,, we want to make some T-shirts of the OLD LOGOS. And work on a BOOK that is ONLY about KUSTOMS of L.A.,,,,, Some of the Old RENEGADES members , relayed some stories about the FEUDS for the BEST KUSTOMS.... WOULD IT BE GAY to USE these LOGOS and recreate its history?? Would we be like all those FAGS who steal NAMES from other legends? I just like the LOGOS...... I should run now , its LATE I have a HEADACHE HANG OVER, theres a cricket in my cabain and I have some BOMBS to go make... I think me and ROB F are going on a tree killing spree next week to piss of the envirocommunists(tm) I need some firewood..... FATASSBUICK email me or PM me, PLEASE we lost contact(tm) cause I lost my CELL PHONE for the 5 th time so I lose my numbers.... 4WOODY> I was thinking of coming to Santa cruz on THURSDAY want to trade tires???? PM me your NUMBER< I called your CELL and you never answer,, XOXOXOXO GERM
..the only thing missing from your posts germ is pictures... PROOF. ...hope the new hottie dosen't MESS up your white sweater? =p Maiki *serious..wanna see des kars u talk about....am i the only 1?*
'57 freak that I am, am interested in pics of yer '57 when you get 'em. Off to do a fatty and work on mine...
hey Germ you talk like u type? she will have to be a good listner cool post we nned to see pics is that cricket as we play over here in the UK UKAde
Jack when are you going to be in san diego . . . we need to drink whiskey and lift weights , and go ride this new mini ramp around the corner from my house . . . I will take you for a ride in the JERK-URY and show you how we do it in the 619 . also I still have that damn tampon dispenser and that GG deck . We can take pills and sit in the jacuzzi and talk shit and eat pizza . my dog will love you
germ I have heard rumors that barris has a stash of his original parts molds up in roseville somewhere??? a old timer i talked to had a 32 barris did long time ago and it was missing the headlight posts he got in touch with george as he tells it and george met him at a place in roseville and george found the molds in this big pile of parts molds he had he gave my freind the molds he says he still has them at his brothers place I am wondering first if its true second are there any more molds left and third what is the chance of starting a line of these kool old parts
NO, not really a STASH if you would say... But some stuff is floating around....... lots of rumors remain but most are not true... Your friend is likely lying to you. Most stuff there were no MOLDS for,, They hand fabbed 98 percent of everything with a torch and body tools... what are you looking for? I have alot of neat stuff, but would not really be interested in selling any of it,,, And NO its not possible to start a line of barris gadgets,, And that has to do with certain FUCKHEADS who shall go un named! because it's not my place to discuss his personal business.... I
I see i was just hoping that george could leave a part of his hard work for us all like pete and jakes or so-cal ect ect it just seems a shame that one of the most inovative customizers of our time does not have any parts to share with us and when I talked to my freind and he told me this story about how he restored this 32 I was inspired to ask you knowing that you know him personaly thanks for the answer
you are MAN-ASS-PATTERER...! Cmon, show us a nice T&A shot of the girl, and in return I promise to build myself an orange 11 second ex-rental vehicle...
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