Featured Folks Of Interest If my head weren't attached I'd lose it

You must have those Gremlins running around your place.

 

i always check the bottom of the washing machine first.

 

i think this is Life's way of releasing us from all the burden we carry for 70+ years.

plus, it leaves more room for new stuff.

 

If I'm really lucky and my son was around when I was working on something, I can ask him. He might have been only paying slight attention but will usually know exactly where I put some random thing.
Presumably I used to have that good a memory.

 

That's where the guitar picks go

I'm only 40.....I'm doomed

 

Naaa, you got a couple of good years left.

 

At one point in the past I made a whole bunch of spare keys after an episode.... I know I put spares hidden in one car. I found while checking other things. I should remember..

 

Never hide anything for same keeping cause you'll only find it weeks,months or years later when you're not looking for it!

 

My mother used to tell me, you’d loose your ass if it wasn’t fastened on. She was right!

 

Got home yesterday from a weekend car show. Opened the back doors on Clarence to retrieve the cooler. Carpet was soaked as, once again, I hadn't put the drain cap back on. Got a black sharpie and wrote in big letters on the cooler's white lid: "CLOSE DRAIN." That's not the first time I've forgot to cap the drain.

Will it help? Who knows? The sign I installed on the inside of the walkout door that says "TURN OFF WELDNG GAS" hasn't helped much. I also put the same message on a big strip of blue painters' tape right on the welder. It hasn't helped much either.

 

We all,i think do that stuff.
When I'm hunting for a tool,way too often,I find other tools,that I now have 2 or more of same tool=Why is,I got mad looking for it,an buy another one to save time

 

Worst is when you can't find anything after cleaning up your mess

 

I'll look for the wrench I still have in my hand for 10 minutes, then when I "find" it, I forget what I needed it for. Or it's a 9/16" and I really needed a 1/2", and then the fun begins again.

 

You think your guys have problems wait to you get to be 85 Tom

 

Once I was looking for my keys before work, the more I looked and couldn’t find them the more frantic I got. Man I’m going to be late for work I was running around the house looking everywhere!
My wife finally says “ What are looking for?” My keys “What keys” says she My car keys say I “The ones in your hand?”
Doh
I’ve been known to look for a wrench in my hand or pocket at times. WOW
Dan

 

I went into a room in my house yesterday and actually remembered why I went in. It was the bathroom, but it still counts.