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If they ever make a HAMB Movie....

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Fat Hack, Apr 4, 2004.

  1. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    ...I hope they cast that guy "Tiny" to play my part!!! [​IMG]

    You know...that one actor who plays a biker in every movie...usually named Tiny, but he was called "Bull Dozer" in "Mask" with Sam Elliot and Cher...

    What the hell is that actor's REAL name???

    (I wanna find a picture!)

     
  2. Paul
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    which one?
    the red haired hick with the pointy beard?
    or the heavy browed guy in raising Arizona?
    or..
     
  3. Roothawg
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    I want Richard Pryor to play Root..................
     
  4. Roothawg
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    and Pee Wee Herman can play Curious Rash...........they look a lot a like.
     
  5. Brad Pitt can play my role. Hopefully Jennifer wil get confused after a few drinks and....................... [​IMG]
     
  6. Roothawg
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Brad Pitt can play my role. Hopefully Jennifer wil get confused after a few drinks and....................... [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I was thinking more along the lines of Kramer......
     
  7. Paul
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    I want to be played by Jeff Bridges,

     

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  8. TINGLER
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    TINGLER

    Billy Bob Thornton as VonTingler.....

    "I like them french fried taters....ummmghu....like ta paint too....ummmghu"

    or maybe Samuel L. Jackson....

    "You will know my name is VONTINGLER when I strike my vengeance upon thee"

    [​IMG]
     
  9. scoop
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    Drew Carey can play Just Steve.
     
  10. Mike
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    Tommy Chong could play Jerry.
     
  11. Thats so thoughful. Surre I'll play the part
     
  12. Johnny Ace
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    Hey Hack..can we be in your movie,too?
     
  13. When you say "Tiny Ron" I am sure you do not mean Ron Jeremy....
    [​IMG]
    Travis
     
  14. McGrath
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    Antonio Bandaras can play "Ryan",


    A little**** kissing going on here Hack? [​IMG] You'll have to catch up to Zeke first. If Ryan turned a corner too quick it'd break Zekes neck... [​IMG]
     
  15. Johnny Ace
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    Naw....Ryan is more like that hooded executioner on Sabado Gigante who blows a trumpet and decides contestants' fates.....
     
  16. Sam F.
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    hahaha, [​IMG]thats who i want to dress up for halloween as...
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Elrusto
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    Hey, that guy used to be on "Sanford and Son" also.
     
  18. Elrusto
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    Dennis Burkley is his name according to IMDB.com
     
  19. Zeke
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Antonio Bandaras can play "Ryan",


    A little**** kissing going on here Hack? [​IMG] You'll have to catch up to Zeke first. If Ryan turned a corner too quick it'd break Zekes neck... [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Yer just jealous [​IMG]
     
  20. Paul
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  21. If I ever get skinny again, Tom Hanks could play me... [​IMG]

    Jay
     
  22. Hot Rod To Hell
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    Uhhh.... Who would play me guys? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  23. johnnygringo
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    2nd from left...burkley?
    [​IMG]
     
  24. McGrath
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    "I didn't see Raising Arizona..."


    Tex Cobb. Used to be a Boxer too.
     
  25. Missing Link
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I want to be played by Jeff Bridges

    [/ QUOTE ]
    You may be better off being played by Mick Folley
     
  26. Thirdyfivepickup
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    His name is John William Young and his caracter name was 'Tinker.' The stuff I found on him said he died in 96'
    [​IMG]
     
  27. [ QUOTE ]
    Dennis Burkley is his name according to IMDB.com

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Right on!One of the first roles he had was on that wacky sitcom,"Mary Hartman!Mary Hartman!" back in the early 70's.There were a lot of people in that(Mary's sister was the girl who played Harrison Ford's girl in American Graffiti)including Martin Mull,Fred Willard,and Dabney Coleman.Wish I could find some old tapes of that show.
     
  28. Elrusto
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  29. Paul
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    [ QUOTE ]
    You may be better off being played by Mick Folley

    [/ QUOTE ]

    with dozens of fans? ok

     

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