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If ya don't mind me askin' whut didya pay fer that?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by seesko, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. :rolleyes:

    I got a few of those driving my Mercury home from around Chi town to the Twin cities the night I bought it. I think the first one was a guy in a toll booth in Around Green Bay or Madison. :eek: I think he said "You coulda bought a new car for that much". :rolleyes: Yeah but it wouldn't be as Kool:cool:.
    How many of you guys and gals have good stories like that?:)
     
  2. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
    Posts: 25,135

    49ratfink
    Member
    from California

    when someone asks me that I tell them "nunya"


    like nunya business.
     
  3. oilslinger53
    Joined: Apr 17, 2007
    Posts: 2,500

    oilslinger53
    Member
    from covina CA

    I had some drunk at a gas station offer to trade his brand-new escalade for my 53. I told him Ok, and gave him my number, because I could build two nice cars, or one "perfect" one for what I would sell that cadillac for. He never called me back.

    when people ask what I have into it I tell them I don't know. because I don't. I don't keep track at all. I only know what I paid for the car. $3200.
     
  4. I don't care. I just tell em so they think yer a kook.
    Or not. Less than a Ferrari and more than a Schwinn.:rolleyes:
     
  5. the *******:mad:
     
  6. If you have a temp tag on a old ride you are advertizing to be asked that question.
    As a matter of fact I do mind you asking, thank you
     
  7. When anybody asks me how much the 08 Challenger in the showroom is I say $53,00.00 I then say for that much money I,d buy a real one......
     
  8. da34guy
    Joined: Jun 13, 2006
    Posts: 3,708

    da34guy
    Member Emeritus

    1 of my lines when I'm sellin a car
    They ask "How much?"
    "If your serious it's under 100K and if your not it's over 100K."
    The usual idiots walkaway scratchin their heads.
    ;):rolleyes::confused:
     
  9. just do what i do , just tell them that you cant sell it because your still making payments on it!
     
  10. Gator
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 4,016

    Gator
    Member
    from Statham Ga

    The guy that upholstered the seat in my '40 asked me not to tell anyone what he charged - he usually get's top dollar but made me the 'buddy' deal. I guess he didn't want the next guy saying "but you only charged Gator $$$"

    When a buddy of mine asked how much and I told that he said "okay, but what did he charge ya?"
     
  11. DRUGASM
    Joined: Dec 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,817

    DRUGASM
    Member

    i usually say, " its not for sale, i plan on doing someting with it one day."

    no wait, thats what they tell me. i guess noone ever offered to buy my ****. kinda hurts the ol' self esteem a little dont it?
     
  12. povertyflats
    Joined: Jan 8, 2007
    Posts: 8,287

    povertyflats
    Member
    from Missouri

    "I don't want to say".....
     
  13. deadendcruiser
    Joined: Jul 18, 2007
    Posts: 691

    deadendcruiser
    Member

    Had a guy stop and look at my 67 Impala for sale. Asked "how much?" I told him. "well thats a little more than I'm willing to spend"
    Ok, Ill wait till someone gives me what I'm willing to take.
     
  14. duste01
    Joined: Nov 5, 2006
    Posts: 1,209

    duste01
    Member

    I the only time I ever get asked is when some @#$@%@ thinks he can ask to buy it for less than any amount verbalized.... as a rule I always reply with,
    "built- not bought" and then I get real leery.
     
  15. propwash
    Joined: Jul 25, 2005
    Posts: 3,857

    propwash
    Member
    from Las Vegas

    a) "why do you want to know?"
    b) "more than you'll make this year"
    c) "forty million rubles"
    d) "it was a gift"
    e) "I just found it, I'm looking for the rightful owner"
    f) "this old thing? - I don't really remember"
    g) "It's my brother-in-law's car, but he's in jail right now"
    h) "what would YOU have paid?"

    Depending on my mood and the inquisitor's at***ude - usually one of the above.

    dj
     
  16. Just tell 'em labor is $75 an hour and you have over 1000 hours in the car. Or however many hours you feel like making up on the spot, if you didn't keep track.
     
  17. TagMan
    Joined: Dec 12, 2002
    Posts: 6,365

    TagMan
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    I usually just tell the rude idiots that I've got SOOOO much tied up in it, that I'm too embarrased to say.
     
  18. KooDaddy
    Joined: Oct 16, 2006
    Posts: 753

    KooDaddy
    Member
    from Wis.

    What the **** are you smoking ??? There are no toll boothes in Wisconsin WOW give me a hit
     
  19. pay for it ? this old thing?....
    ...dunno not much its just a old car seems they are every where!
    nobody wants old cars... they are a nuisance..
    heck I got bunches of em at home ... don't you ? why not?
     
  20. Lobucrod
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
    Posts: 4,121

    Lobucrod
    Alliance Vendor
    from Texas

    I tell em "I'm not gonna tell ya cause I might want to sell it to ya some day"
     
  21. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
    Member

    I was driving my '40 Stude in downtown Denver one day, a guy with a new Mercedes pulls up alongside me on the p***enger's side and motions me to roll down the window...I simply hit the "down" ****on and the window rolled down...to say he was shocked would be an understatement.
    "Want to trade...???" He asks.
    "Sure," I say, "How much difference will you give me???"
    Needless to say, he didn't even grin, rolled his window back up and left the light in a hurry.

    R-
     
  22. I like that!!:)
     
  23. irondoctor
    Joined: Jan 7, 2007
    Posts: 568

    irondoctor
    Member
    from Newton, KS

    That doesnt matter, What would you give me for it?
     
  24. HotRodToomer
    Joined: Jun 25, 2006
    Posts: 857

    HotRodToomer
    Member

    The worse kicker was the other day someone stopped while i was working on my cadillac, guy taps the bottom of my boot while im under the car, of course i bang my head because i had my radio out there going and i didnt see him pull up, i slide out and he asks if he can buy it for a demolition derby. i look over at his clapped out 90's caprice and tell him, "Enter that."
     
  25. Rudebaker
    Joined: Sep 14, 2007
    Posts: 1,598

    Rudebaker
    Member
    from Illinois

    I had a drunk ask me how much I paid for my '62 Impala SS, I told him "An arm, one leg and two testicles." He was still doin' the math when I drove away.
     
  26. 4dFord/SC
    Joined: Sep 12, 2004
    Posts: 837

    4dFord/SC
    Member

    "It's my AIG bonus, and I'm sworn to secrecy."
     
  27. ArtGeco
    Joined: Apr 6, 2005
    Posts: 773

    ArtGeco
    Member
    from Miami

    Had an old guy in an SUV ask what year my Ford was.
    I told him my "Chevy" was a 58. He said how much for
    it? I said it's not for sale but you can pick them up in
    this condition for 8 - 12 thousand. He says, "I guess
    you're not that hungry".

    I guess he had that line ready and was gonna use it no matter what.
     
  28. BBobb
    Joined: Feb 5, 2007
    Posts: 1,860

    BBobb
    Member

    What the hell do you mean what did i pay for it!!!!! I built the damned thing!!!.Thanks for asking
     
  29. zombo27
    Joined: Dec 8, 2005
    Posts: 265

    zombo27
    Member
    from E-town Ky.

    I tell em "Nothin', man. It's stolen." :D
     
  30. Harrison
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
    Posts: 7,133

    Harrison
    Member

    So far mine's cost me 3 years, a pocket full of $$$, & a pretty good marriage.....

    ....& it's not done yet. :eek::mad::(

    JH
     

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