Technical I'm a dump A___

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

 

I have had to Jack up the rear put stands under the frame and unhook the shocks to get the slicks on my old 55 Chevy Belair. That's after I let the air out to get them in. 10 inch slicks on a 55 can be a challenge.
You aren't a dump ***. you just had a senior moment.

 

Here's one of mine ... I needed someone to call my cell phone so I could verify that it was on vibrate. I dug a quarter out of my pocket and went to the pay phone. I was intending to call someone from the pay phone and ask them to call my cell ...

Dead serious