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I'm all cocked up... I thought I was smoking Sherm sticks

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Feb 11, 2005.

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  1. atch
    Joined: Sep 3, 2002
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    atch
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    aaaaaahhhhhhh....


    a warm fuzzy to start the day
     
  2. Flatdog
    Joined: Jan 31, 2003
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    Thanks ,I was starting to lose hope.
     
  3. zman
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    zman
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    from Garner, NC

    All is right in the universe again...
     
  4. Mike
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    No ****, I had a dream last night that Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie wanted me bad style, so we had a wild, writhing, rubbing, money shot *********. A mighty enjoyable dream, damn near spooed myself. When I woke up, one of my first thoughts was "I wonder what Germ is up to these days?".
     
  5. ****in A.


    Travis.
     
  6. HotRod60F100
    Joined: Jul 13, 2004
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    Germ reminds me of Dennis Hoppers charactor in Apocalypse Now :D kewl :cool:
     
  7. Spitfire1776
    Joined: Jan 7, 2004
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    from York, PA

    WOW, the Stream of Consciousness just flooded its banks.

    GLad to see Germs back.
     
  8. Verbal Kint
    Joined: Aug 4, 2004
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    Verbal Kint
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    from Washington

    All hail the sahib of surfeit has returned!

    Forgive me my liege, for it was I a vagrant v***el who prematurely pounded out the death knell for you Germ.

    swdobbs...
     
  9. Rocket88
    Joined: Jul 11, 2001
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    It's alive.................

    I'm kinda scared, I almost understand this post.

    Didn't *****s end up dating Marcus' ex?
     
  10. hatch
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
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    Welcome back O supreme ruler...the GMB's cheer your return!!!
     
  11. DrJ
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    "We remain focused on excellent results, performance and a bright future, not on a one-sided depiction of past events largely told through the eyes of those with a clear bias and personal agendas."
     
  12. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
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    Wow, first JimA now Germ...................hide the ****, Jesus is comming!



    Welcome back!
     
  13. raven
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    Dude, don't take this wrong...I missed you.
    r
     
  14. Gracie
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    Man, I haven't thought about Kid Frost in Years...
     
  15. Harrison
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    And this has what to do with a traditional hot rod?

    The fascination with Germ, I just don't get it.
     
  16. JamesG
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    Aw man, here we go..................
     
  17. Smokin Joe
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    Hi Jack!

    Or as they say in the airports, hello John...

    That ain't the hand of God you jack***es see.
    It's the hand that holds the 2X4...

    Attention getter they call it....
    Smoke 'em if you got 'em Jack.
     
  18. Gracie
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    Gracie
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  19. LoungeLife
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    LoungeLife
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    from Tulsa

  20. JimA
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    Yeah, and Motley Crue is back together for a two year world tour despite the fact that they hate each other's guts and do not respect each other musically.
     
  21. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
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    Yeah, Mick Mars is in such bad shape from his bone disease he can harldy move. I think they are just gonna prop him up next to the speakers and hope he will stay leaning there, like a broom in the closet.

    I, for one, am glad some at***ude is back. How 'bout that movie?
     
  22. swazzie
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    HAHA! Now , it is done .YAAAHHHH! swaZZie
     
  23. JamesG
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    I thought you vowed never to come back to this place? What happend?
     
  24. JimA
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    Like Tommy Lee I need the money and the groupie ***.
     
  25. JamesG
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    LOL, I hear ya. Hey, maybe you cant get them to follow you around a college campus and film ya smoking and signing autogaphs?
     
  26. Saw a post by Germ, thought where the **** has he been. Missed all the early years, but enjoyed the last posts before this one.

    Did not disapoint.

    Geno
     
  27. Esoteric ! Abstruse ! Recondite ! Arcane ! Inscrutable !

    That slit my wrist like a fat midget Tijuana ****** poppin' Bennies and drinkin' cheap Port wine in the back of a turtle truck !

    Nice t' meet ya'

    ;)

    Roost
     
  28. Goozgaz
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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    Ahhhhhhhh..... that felt like a good dump after a huge meal.

    Germ = the reason I started lurking many years ago.

    I'll continue to feast on this HAMB and wait for my next big bowel movement.
     
  29. Yea sad isn't it. You're just a sik as the rest of us.
     
  30. Sam F.
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    Kid Frost, hahahahaha
     
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