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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by repoman, Jan 3, 2005.

  1. repoman
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
    Posts: 1,276

    repoman
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    Hi all, just introducing myself here. I've been here before long ago, but then I found that this internet has ****.

    Well, I set my hand on fire after a misguided carb swap and I think I'll hang out here until it heals.

    I drive a 60 Catalina 2dr post everyday, unless it's on fire. I've built 11 second street Pontiacs and the Cat' is on it's way to going faster. Right now she has a mule-motor 400.

    I'm a cancer. I like to read (Larry Flynt is my fave!), and I like doing wheelies. I'm looking for a girl to share my BFH with.
     

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  2. AssGasket
    Joined: Apr 19, 2002
    Posts: 402

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    That was intense....




    Repo Man is ALWAYS intense..........
     
  3. Chili Phil
    Joined: Jan 15, 2004
    Posts: 7,597

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    Kind of scary to think it, but he'll fit right in here.
     
  4. G Griffin
    Joined: Jul 19, 2004
    Posts: 521

    G Griffin
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    Well then, here's your avatar...
     
  5. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
    Posts: 8,902

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Well then, here's your avatar...

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    Welcome !!!!!
     
  6. BELLM
    Joined: Nov 16, 2002
    Posts: 2,590

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    Nice ride. Burned hand and internet **** don't go too good together eh? [​IMG]
     
  7. You mean to tell me you got white chicks chained up in the ba*****t and you are making them take hits off your crack pipe? SWEET......

    Farmall

    BTW cool car
     
  8. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
    Posts: 2,085

    repoguy
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    Are you actually in the business up there in Jersey? (repossession)
     
  9. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

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    from Hypocrisy

    repoman, repoguy, there's gonna be some confusion here.
    All's I know is that repoguy's been here a long time.
     
  10. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
    Posts: 2,085

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    It's ok Nads, I was thinking about changing my handle to boybandzR2kool.
     
  11. MBL
    Joined: Mar 14, 2002
    Posts: 1,175

    MBL
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    I knew this was going to happen...I like the new name...
    Tim
    MBL
     
  12. repoman
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
    Posts: 1,276

    repoman
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    repoguy, I am in the bidness, but just for fun now. I have a job as a computer security consultant that pays better, but makes me fat and mean.

    email me offline and I'll tell you who I work for.
     
  13. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
    Posts: 2,085

    repoguy
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    Cool. I'm always looking for good agents.
     
  14. repoman
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
    Posts: 1,276

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    FYI, I didn't realize there was a repoguy.[​IMG] I suppose we will get confused. repoguy is not gay is he? I don't want none of you homos touching me. You all got that?[​IMG]

    And nobody touch my stuff either, none of you homos better not.[​IMG]

    repoman@cbgb.net

    I've been known to tie a *****es sister up in the ba*****t! you know my rep!

    *****!

    Thanks for the welcome. I like you guys.

    .
    "HEY KID, WANNA MAKE 10 BUCKS?"
     
  15. prime mover
    Joined: Dec 6, 2002
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  16. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
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    [ QUOTE ]
    repoguy is not gay is he?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    God I hope not.

    I saw that show "queer eye for the straight guy" one time and being gay looks like a lot of work!

    I'm way too lazy for all of that interior decorating and cooking and ****.

    Besides, I want to smoke crack in the ba*****t with the chick who's tied up.
     
  17. MBL
    Joined: Mar 14, 2002
    Posts: 1,175

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    So the way I'm getting this is that if you have a dog and you go to like...PetsMart...and your dog dumps on the floor...the staff will actually clean it up...but if you have a baby and you go to Babies'R Us and your kid dumps on the floor you're obligated to clean it....there is a double standard here that I am having a hard time with.
    tim
    MBL
     
  18. briggs&strattonChev
    Joined: Feb 20, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    repoman, repoguy, there's gonna be some confusion here.

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    yeah i'll second that

     
  19. [ QUOTE ]
    So the way I'm getting this is that if you have a dog and you go to like...PetsMart...and your dog dumps on the floor...the staff will actually clean it up...but if you have a baby and you go to Babies'R Us and your kid dumps on the floor you're obligated to clean it....there is a double standard here that I am having a hard time with.
    tim
    MBL

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    Baby **** is worse, and the staff don't get paid enough to pick up poop... Still a double standard tho. I've seen adults poop on the floor in Target, and the staff had to clean it. Piss on that. Welcome aboard, repo. Nice ride.
     
  20. repoman
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
    Posts: 1,276

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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    I've seen adults poop on the floor in Target, and the staff had to clean it. Piss on that.

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    Damn that's punk. Isn't ****ting on the floor a crime? That's much worse than like, ordering sushi and not paying. Is it because they can't help it?

    I can't help but drive fast and drunk while my car is having an electrical fire, but I don't think it's ok. Maybe next time I'll **** my pants to.

    "Son, you so drunk you **** your pants, you're doing 110 in a high school football field, and your car is on fire, again. How much money do you have this time?"

    Nobody wants to **** with someone who has ****. Even I, who fears nothing, has been seen running for the door as soon as GG started throwing ****.

    **** is bad.
     
  21. flamedabone
    Joined: Aug 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,759

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    Tell me more about your Pontiacs...There are getting to be quite a few Poncho guys hanging around.

    This one is in my Model A.
     
  22. flamedabone
    Joined: Aug 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,759

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    And dis one was for the Henry J.

    The name is Francis. But everybody calls me psyco. Call me Francis...I'll kill 'ya.

    -Abone.
     
  23. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
    Posts: 2,085

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    [ QUOTE ]


    "Son, you so drunk you **** your pants, you're doing 110 in a high school football field, and your car is on fire, again. How much money do you have this time?"



    [/ QUOTE ]

    I only have one thing to say about that,

    RULER!!!!
     
  24. repoman
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
    Posts: 1,276

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    Damn FlamedABone, that's awesome! That is as close as I ever want to see a car built the way I want my own.

    I was hoping to start an A-Bone Pontiac-powered project this fall. Love to see more pics of yours.

    My 60 is metalflake green (subtle), with a blue metalflake/mexican blanket interior. Custom dash and guages in stock holes.

    73 400 block/6X heads w/TH350 mule motor. Q-jet, MSD billet.
    Trunk mounted Optima, mini starter, alternator conversion. Holley fuel system (going to Mallory).

    Power brakes from 70, power steering from mid 70's.

    This winter she's getting some mild metal work and a wild paint job.

    Major projects for the winter include adding a clutch/hydro. Custom headers, and a set of Radirs and cheaters for the drive to VLV. Maybe some engine mods if I get time.

    I keep her at Ye Old Choppe Shop, Allaire airport, in case anyone knows what that is.
     

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