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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by rusty48, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. propwash
    Joined: Jul 25, 2005
    Posts: 3,857

    propwash
    Member
    from Las Vegas

    "May those who have never erred in the vicinity of their rod or custom cast the first boot". The rest of us can only commiserate with you in your chagrin and self-flagellation.

    I will not come and kick your ***, but were I closer, I would come and ***ist you in righting the wrong (or fixing the damage in less pompous vernacular).

    dj
     
  2. scooterseats
    Joined: Dec 12, 2008
    Posts: 59

    scooterseats
    Member
    from East Texas

    Yep, I can relate to your grief! I once backed my motorhome into my 454SS pickup! Not a good feeling!

    Ross M in East Texas
     
  3. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 10,759

    theHIGHLANDER
    Member

    It happens...**** it up and move on. I parked my Sportster next to my recently aquired GT500KR many years ago. I sat on the bike staring at the car cuz I really liked it and knew I was about to make a big pile of $$$$$ on it. So I get off the ****in bike and set it on the kickstand...that wasn't down! Yes indeed, nice sized ding in the perfect 1/4 panel.

    We all get stupid once...I said once...alright, the rest of you stop it! I said once dammit!
     
  4. heck man , aint it great that your word a day calender is starting to pay off!:D
     
  5. glenn33
    Joined: Sep 11, 2006
    Posts: 1,838

    glenn33
    Member
    from Browns, IL

    Happy New Year...Hope this ones better...




     
  6. When I worked in a mates panel shop I managed to back out of the rear door of the factory straight into the front half of a donor car tearing the **** out of the just finished and about to be washed rear bar of the car I was in. Did I mention this was on my first day??
     
  7. tommy
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 14,756

    tommy
    Member Emeritus

    At least there was a chance that the car could have been parked somewhere else when you backed into it. I had lived in my house for over 20 when I sideswiped the huge rock alongside my driveway when backing out my 57. There was no chance that the 3 foot high 4 foot wide hunk of granite could have moved into my path.

    Stupid seems to be an intermittent illness. I can go for years with no outbreaks and then out of the blue, I get as dumb as the rock that I backed into. I think the secret is to try and minimize the number of outbreaks. I do know many that have incurable cases.:D
     
  8. I SMELL SMOKE
    Joined: Mar 6, 2008
    Posts: 1,527

    I SMELL SMOKE
    Member

    i know the feeling i recently backed into a car at christmas and i feel like i have dumb *** wrote across my forehead.
     
  9. Ok you didnt tell us what you ran into the 48 with as if you tell us you might be instore for 2 *** kickings >>>>.
     
  10. jusjunk
    Joined: Dec 3, 2004
    Posts: 3,138

    jusjunk
    BANNED
    from Michigan

    Pics ?
    Dave


























    :) Just kidding.
     
  11. rusty48
    Joined: Jan 8, 2007
    Posts: 467

    rusty48
    Member

    Thanks to all for your simpity and offers of *** kicking.I guess the accident was a combination of poor judgement,no backup lights,too many cars in driveway,and old stiff neck that won't turn easily.On closer examination in the daylight it could have been worse,nothing hurt except the door,it could be fixed but it's got rust in the bottom anyway,I've got another better door if I can get the 60 year old screws loose.Anyway we'll get it one way or another.
     
  12. Danimal
    Joined: Apr 23, 2006
    Posts: 4,150

    Danimal
    Member

    You could PM Enjenjo or Fat Cat. They've got a few doors for those cars. Which style is it?

    Happy New Year anyway!
     
  13. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
    Posts: 10,948

    breeder
    Member Emeritus

    i dontwanna kick your ***, but if you wanna fly me out, ill spend a couple weeks there makin fun of you!!! it fuggin cold here!
     
  14. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,919

    RichG
    Member

    You've got another door? Sweet, it sounds like you've got an excuse to head into the shop then, doesn't it?
     
  15. Hot Rod Michelle
    Joined: May 3, 2007
    Posts: 1,620

    Hot Rod Michelle
    Member

    Well, how tall are you?

    I'm not as flexible as I used to be.:rolleyes:

    I'm just not sure if I can kick that high. Anymore.:p
     
  16. 39cent
    Joined: Apr 4, 2006
    Posts: 1,569

    39cent
    Member
    from socal

    you dumb sh -- why dont you look where your goin! You deserve to get your *** kicked! hope you enjoy fixin it! there how,s that? [thats what i said to meself when I did the same stupid thing]
     
  17. fleetside66
    Joined: Nov 20, 2006
    Posts: 3,143

    fleetside66
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    There's nothing worse than smacking into your own vehicle with your own vehicle. Unless, after 25 years of pulling into your own driveway, you smack into your own (permanently attached) planter with your own truck (with your new chrome bumper). Kick my ***!
     
  18. SKULLZ
    Joined: Oct 19, 2008
    Posts: 78

    SKULLZ
    Member

    Loading my 52 olds on to the trailer I got to close to the side rail and s****ed about 3 feet of the p***enger door. Broke my heart. Dad was there so I got him to kick me in the ***.
     
  19. AnimalAin
    Joined: Jul 20, 2002
    Posts: 3,416

    AnimalAin
    Member

    It isn't like you made an original move; practically everyone on this board has wounded their own stuff before. Round up some replacement parts and put it back together. Maybe upgrade something while you are at it. And try to smile while you are doing it.
     
  20. poorboy
    Joined: Feb 8, 2003
    Posts: 1,467

    poorboy
    Member

    this thread is worthless without pics!
     

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