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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Chaz, Apr 28, 2006.

  1. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
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    Royalshifter
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    from California

    You can ***** your finger but, don't finger your *****.
     
  2. Oh God help me I can't stop laughing. That must be a beaver bike, or is it a wood chuck. As Larry would say " Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are" I just can't imagine riding that in public.
     
  3. Who wood do that? It's knot something I wood ever do!
     
  4. Royalshifter
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    Royalshifter
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    from California

    The builder was Jessiah Jameson. If a West Coast chucked wood how much wood can a West Coast chuck? Payupchucker Enterprises.
     
  5. BEDSLEAD
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    BEDSLEAD
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    from ONTARIO CA

    this is the best .
     
  6. Olson
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    That made me bust up!!! HAhahaha!!!!

    Funny ****!

    Olson

     
  7. SnoDawg
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    what is it powered by? Kawoodsaki?

    Dawg
     
  8. Dakota
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    Dakota
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    from Beulah, ND

    No, I think its powered by a "NAIL"head.​
     
  9. cboy
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    cboy
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    from WI

    I think it's a Kawasprucey.
     
  10. johnnyford
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    johnnyford
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    from FLORIDUH


    That might be true if those guys actually built motorcycles instead of whatever it is they call their ****. Also, wood actually has to be measured, cut and ***embled correctly. OCC would have never come up with anything remotely as interesting as the chipper chopper.

    I also think ole Bob would have at least hung those girder legs on a wood lathe first.
     
  11. I wuz gonna dig up the tensile strength of wood compared to steel, but it's just not worth the trouble.

    I can see one advantage to a wood chopper though.

    If it breaks down out in the middle of nowhere and you find yourself in a survival situation, you've got your emergency firewood with you.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "Dude!
    Where's my bike?
    I got a tow truck coming."

    "Hey man, I got cold."

    :D :rolleyes: :eek:
     
  12. "Hey man, when I said I wanted a woodchopper, that's not what I meant...."
     
  13. theHIGHLANDER
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    Well at least the builder decided to "stick" with it.


    I'll go "out on a limb" and say it's original at least.



    The first product from the Morgan/BSA merger.



    So is this what we could refer to as a wooden post?
     
  14. treb11
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    gives new meaning to the word "chopper"
     
  15. Frank
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    Looks like an Amish kid was apparently exposed to watching OCC.
     
  16. How about a sidecar for the big blue ox?
     
  17. 23 bucket-t
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    [​IMG] .................... HA,HA..HA,HA,HA........HA .that funny............
     
  18. Brad54
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    Brad54
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    from Atl Ga

    I heard something about Husquvarna getting back into making bikes...they're been away too long.
    -Brad
     
  19. Dirk35
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    That a lawnmower gas tank?
     
  20. SnoDawg
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    Nope it's for a chainsaw.

    Dawg
     
  21. Steve Ray
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    My Dad had a bike like that. Sold it years ago and has been pining away for it ever since...
     
  22. Polara
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    Polara
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    from Indy

    Why learn to weld, just make it from wood.
     
  23. blue53
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    blue53
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    from oklahoma

    looks **** my first chooper (not)
     
  24. Chebby belair
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    Chebby belair
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    from Australia

    Next project, matching box, silver handles........
     
  25. Godspeed
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    You see Doc, I got this wood splinter riding my motorcycle when I had to stop quickly...
     
  26. Royalshifter
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    Royalshifter
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    from California

    Hey Mikey, what color for the Knot Rod Bike? How about that Pearl Metalic Varnish Daddy and Flames. Its not a burn day Dumb***.
     
  27. OITH-Mike
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    You must look at this one, it´s a type of woodcycle, too. It´s from a german comic artist...he builds everything he paint sin his comics. The comics are called "Werner"...Werner is a biker who is very stupid and only drinks Bölkstoff.. (a kind of beer...haha) look at it (it´s not complete out of wood, of course..)
    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
    This is what it was in the comics...
    [​IMG]
    He builds cars too....
    The Olds in the movie Werner 4:
    [​IMG]
    and the real car...
    [​IMG]

    Of course nothing "old/Traditional" style. But it´s funny.
     
  28. OITH-Mike
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    [​IMG]
    It has an original beercooler ;)
     

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