Art & Inspiration Interested in Von Dutch?

You're so cool we'll call you cool-o

 

Strawberries **** ,they can't stripe for **** and have they ever built anything. I saw
Jessie squash one with his thumb once and showed them and if Von Dutch were alive to defend him self he would tell them to go **** them selfs. I hope all Strawberries end
up in a blender or just rot out in a field. So watch out all you Strawberries or your gonna get cut.....................

 

Dude, male strippers are gross....

 

im sorry, i have to contribute.... von francos posts are, by far, the best.

 

Hey 1-shot, those are some cool lines thanks for posting.

For those who don't know Dutch was also an engraver, the tedious hammer and chisel method.

He also had a sense of humor...

Sorry, the picture didn't transfer. It was a picture of a toilet Dutch striped which said "there's one of these for every ***hole"

 

Ryan, PLEASE wake "germ" up so he can spank a few of these **** talkin' punks.

 

I met this fat girl once in Minnesotta, she looked just like your sister, but I ****ed her anyway...

 

Big fan of the works of kennith Howard!!!

 

"81 el camino"

You can't possibly say anything to save face after speaking those words. I'd hate to be at the show you won a trophy at with that thing. Was it by any chance in a Wafflehouse parking lot?

I'd love to see pics of it.

Thanks for the laugh.

-Chris

 

Is this post EVER going to get shut down?

 

Time for Ryan to break out the Ban Hammer...

 

Everyone who posted in this thread will now be banned!

 

I have to agree this lasted longer than I would of expected, although it has made the last hour of work fly by Carry on

 

since we're getting carried away.....Don't **** with BJ PENN!!!

 

Did Von Dutch do that to that guy WOW,He one Bad MOFO..............

 

Yeah didn't you get his email Franco? Von Dutch got tired of striping for "chump change" and went where the "real money" is.....CAGEFIGHTING!!! his words not mine

 

This thread has really went....................I am at a lost for words!!

 

really? cuz I think we're all just getting started....I'll make the next move....ready? RAT RODZ (I think the next level has just been reached)

CLOSE THIS THREAD

 

This is bull-****!!....grow up and let it ****'in go!!
Now ...get back in the garage and ruin something!!!

embarrased.........UD

 

This thread goes to show that Von Dutch accomplished what he wanted....

 

i head that same story except , it was at Gaylords shop.