It is not me...this is too low key for me. Im more over the top goofy than this. Geez, you guys have already forgotten the RATRODROCKER? http://www.cliftongarage.com/ratrodrocker/rocker1.htm Sorry, but you guys missed the mark on guessing me. Only thing I can say is immitation is the greatest form or flattery or something like that...I was pulling stuff like this off long ago !
we are still waiting for your next one ,where rat rodder is challenged by the one and only, OLD SKOOLHAMBSTER
[ QUOTE ] I think ****s doing it again. [/ QUOTE ] nope,i woulda at least tried a lil harder than that besides,.i havent even been drinking today!
[ QUOTE ] we are still waiting for your next one [/ QUOTE ] You done messed up now...kind of like giving an invite to a vampire and letting him in. I am going to take that as a request that somebody wants the RATRODROCKER to return. You have only yourself to blame...I am goober enuff to have one ready to go.
Hey you hep kats and kittens, its time for the first edition of the RatRodRockers Greaseriffic HAMBzine HOPPED UP OLD SKOOL GARAGE RAG DELUX. From time to time you can count on me to review whats happening (hey Rerun!) and whos happening.
This is my good pal Homeless I mean Honest. He will be helping me out from time to time the ED to my big Johnny. Hey, watch that finger buddy!
For the first edition we get a car close up the HAMBs own FAT BACK I mean FLAT BLACK oh, wait gotta use the kool way of doing it Flt Blk and his KNIGT RIDER A
Starting with the mill, you can see this car is loaded with tude from a stude 289 to be exact. Our boy has mated (and that is the only thing that mates around his casa) a caddy intake to this hot mill and did the mad fab (can I say mad fab or has Piero got that copywrited? Remember, that DVD is available right off the web now give me my five bucks for the plug fool) thing to create this nice little air cleaner
As we get closer to the mill we find...pink? What the hell, its like a Studio 54 or something here, all you need is a silver disco ball and a dang phallic symbol and Hmmm, moving right along.
Lets slide on under here and see some nice work on the underside of this bad boy. Man, its dark gives me the creepers! (rim shot!)
Damn, I thought Ed Roth died. What, is this like one of them stories you hear about the Japanese soldier that dont know the war is over and the poor guy has been stuck under here? Oh, thats just K&R, been sniffing too much of that model glue again.
As you can see the boy is in a car club like all good rat rodders seems to be some kind of generic one. You know, hey, its one of THEM! I like THEM! THEM! build neat cars. You kats get the picture. Look for a franchise coming to your town soon!
[ QUOTE ] You've got to be kidding. In a band. '72 Mullet Stang flat black with red wheels. Uses the terms RAT ROD and Old Skool. I won't even go into where he lives... This has GOT to be a joke. Maybe someone like Boyd Coddington just signed on and he's ****ing with us. Sam. -------------------- If I see one more car painted flat black with red rims and wide whites... I'm gonna puke. [/ QUOTE ]
The interior is tiptop baby, got the blanket, got the killer wheel. Dripping in trad old school trad. Im gonna be a wheel someday, Im gonna be somebody.
Well, that is a wrap crew I got something to do as you can see. BTW, the head HAMBMASTER still wont unfreeze my account so I gotta use Jerk50s. See ya next time and keep it RATTASTIC!
[ QUOTE ] Oh ****, according to Sam's new signature line, when he sees that truck he's gonna hurl! [/ QUOTE ] 46Stude, what the **** is that supposed to mean. I happen to be proud of the truck I built! TZ
I think your truck is perfect, dude. Scroll down & see my next post to see "what the **** it means".
Hey man.........welcome to the HAMB and ROCK ON! You sound like a cool dude to me. Maybe we could meet to drink Pabst or Mountain dew and JAM OUT! I play the harmonica....do some mean polka songs too. Your Mustang is awesome to the MAX! I have a real cool car too. My dad gave it to me after he lost his license for non payment of our child support. He said to drive it real careful because it's real fast and powerful. It's a real 78 Trans am with a 567 or something in it. I think it's a V/8. He put the fuzzy dice [they're kinda pink] in it and added the aluminum mud flaps and the wheels are called "snowflakes"! That's a funny name! The girls like it but my boy-friends like it too. Oops! I didn't mean boyfriends! lol.. I mean friends that are boys like me.....GOD! now I'm all flustered and red...GOD!
******** this **** gets 5 pages???? a reasonable tech post?????? blows without a reply on a regular basis what has happened to the HAMB ??? I think we need more $5 stickers to support this bandwith
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