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Intro for the BEAVE!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Beaver, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. Beaver
    Joined: Feb 25, 2004
    Posts: 7

    Beaver
    Member
    from SO CAL SUN

    I'm sexy little beave, I don't have buck teeth so don't be thrown off by the name. I am building a
    mini Chopper right now. I'll try to post pictures of it later. I've been going to some hotrod shows and
    I really want to build a roadster. I figured you old farts, and poops, could use a young girl on the
    board. Maybe I can learn a few things from everyone. I'm a hard working little beaver they call me
    the busy beave. Thats how I got my name ;-)
     

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  2. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

    DrJ
    Member

    No one's called you little Shaver yet, though? [​IMG]

    Welcome to the HAMB.
    Izzat one of them race cars at that track in City of Industry?
     
  3. Beaver
    Joined: Feb 25, 2004
    Posts: 7

    Beaver
    Member
    from SO CAL SUN

    Yes that was at speed Zone it was so fun to drive the dragsters there, I'm just learning
    about Hot Rods. I really like going to the street races. I also like drinking Blue Ribbon.
    I am planning to go to March meet in Bakersfiels also. Should be fun
     
  4. whodaky
    Joined: Dec 6, 2003
    Posts: 4,626

    whodaky
    Member
    from Aust

    Welcome to the H.A.M.B. A real lot to be seen and learnt here whetther one is female or male.
     
  5. Phil Stevens
    Joined: Mar 24, 2002
    Posts: 391

    Phil Stevens
    Member

    Welcome to the HAMB, Beaver, how's Wally and that bad boy from next door doin'
    How's Mrs Cleaver?? I always thought she was cute. [​IMG]
     
  6. Welcome,

    How about a photo of the chopper project instead of a fun ride pic!

    =]
     
  7. Jester
    Joined: Nov 4, 2003
    Posts: 961

    Jester
    Member
    from Blevins AR

    oh hoh hoh hoh littil beaver. My buddy wants to know if you would like to join his CamelToe Racing team cause there is always a slot open and ready to be be filled. Cameltoe racing where we like to drive hard and fast.
     
  8. mm i love beaver.maybe though on you profile you might wanna erase that honda thing
     
  9. trey
    Joined: Sep 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,220

    trey
    Member

    there actually is a cameltoe racing www.cameltoe.net . haha. oh yeah, welcome beave

    trey
     
  10. recycler
    Joined: Mar 27, 2001
    Posts: 661

    recycler
    Member

    Welcome aboard. Lots of good info on this board whether you are just starting or an old veteran. Lets see pics of the mini chop!
     
  11. First mention of something of a sexual nature on primetime TV, 1957 June Cleaver at the breakfast table said, "You sure were hard on the Beaver last night Ward."
    I've been wantin' to say that for a long time. [​IMG]
    Well I'm glad I got that out of the way. Hang out and learn or learn us.
    Welcome from an ol' fart.
    The PknBner [​IMG]
     
  12. Beaver
    Joined: Feb 25, 2004
    Posts: 7

    Beaver
    Member
    from SO CAL SUN

    OK i finally have time to get you a picture of my project. Its just getting started so don't laugh. I only have $3.00 into it so far. Couple of friends are helping me with it. it was a craftsman lawn edger and some poor kids bike. in its former life. I'll keep you update on progress
     

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  13. Bigcheese327
    Joined: Sep 16, 2001
    Posts: 6,734

    Bigcheese327
    Member

    That's a disturbing assemblege of old junk. You aren't per chance related to Fat Hack are you? Welcome aboard.
     
  14. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
    Member
    from Norco, CA

    after you break that contraption you're building, if it doesn't break you first, (Beaver Buster?) get back onto the recycler website, you should be able to pick up a beater motorcycle for $47 above your present investment and upwards. I just got a 900cc for $400, but these things have a knack for finding me...

    Ain't nuthin sexier than a girl on a motorcycle! Unless... unless shes one of the Ducati Dykes(tm), but we won't go there...

    Mmmm, girl all wrapped up tight in leather on a motorcycle... uhrmmmmmMMM, drroool...

    Pardon me, god speed, good luck, you're gonna need it on that garden equipment of death...

    Later,
    J
     
  15. Deyomatic
    Joined: Apr 17, 2002
    Posts: 3,304

    Deyomatic
    Member
    from CT

    "Poor kid" huh? Did you beat him up to take this bike, by any chance? I hope you remembered to snag his lunch money, too! Or is that where the $3 came from? [​IMG]
    Welcome.
     
  16. Jester
    Joined: Nov 4, 2003
    Posts: 961

    Jester
    Member
    from Blevins AR

    i'll give you your money back just to scrap that thing [​IMG] in any case we'll get you converted to the dark side of the kustom force soon enough, then the words "Rat Rod", "Gasser", and "Street Rod" will be over used in you vocabulary just like the rest of us.
     
  17. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
    Member
    from Norco, CA

    hell, I'll give your $3 for it just to give it to the back to the kid you stole the bike from just to see the tortured expression on his face!

    too damn funny...
     
  18. I like it! I bet it will throw some awesome sparks with that rear end set up!

    BigCheese, have we met before?

    JH
     
  19. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Beave...your bike ROCKS!!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    But, you're working alot harder than you have to...mine just has the engine mounted so that a centrifugical clutch drives the rear tire...no chain or nuthin'!!!

    Hatch liked my bike so much he set out to upstage it with his overkill clone...

    <img src=http://www.jalopyjournal.com/ubbthreads/image_uploads/220853-fh.jpg>

    Last I heard, he was too scared to RIDE it...went back to playing with Harleys! [​IMG]

     

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