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  1. gram
    Joined: Dec 30, 2003
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    gram
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    Hello my name is gram.

    Gram is an madman on the golf course and a whiz at geometry. He does not spell very well but does not care. Gram is a historian on the single wing football offense as well as the original person to give credit to the Mask Crusaders for saving us all back in '86.

    Gram drives a 66 VW Microbus and is known as the one man hippie band. thank you and have a wonderful day.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. krupanut
    Joined: May 4, 2001
    Posts: 1,619

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  3. Missing Link
    Joined: Sep 9, 2002
    Posts: 865

    Missing Link
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    oh for the love of Pete...wtf?!
     
  4. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,606

    Petejoe
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    from Zoar, Ohio

    the door is open!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Dirty Dug
    Joined: Jan 11, 2003
    Posts: 3,722

    Dirty Dug
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    Somebody PLEASE shut the door!
     
  6. Gram needs 20 more Grams...

    Travis
     
  7. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 11,875

    Nads
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    from Hypocrisy

    gram is too close to germ for my liking.
     
  8. x77matt
    Joined: Mar 2, 2004
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    Anyone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person needs a kick in the jimmy. Go smoke another J...
     
  9. slimfab
    Joined: Mar 15, 2004
    Posts: 21

    slimfab

    dam x77...you beat me to it....i can't stand when ****ers talk about themselves in 3rd person...somebody has been watching to much wwf wrastlin or something. I want even touch on the vw bus....
     
  10. =mike=
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
    Posts: 820

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    That's a super *****en bus , but . . .


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    Anyone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person needs a kick in the jimmy. Go smoke another J...

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  11. general gow
    Joined: Feb 5, 2003
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    general gow
    MODERATOR
    Staff Member

    oh boy. Here we go again.
     
  12. The Porkn****** wants to know what else Gram has on her mind. He thinks that maybe gram has lost herself in cyberspace.
    Well he's gotta go now, Mommy says he has to go see his doctor.
    Hello [​IMG]
     
  13. Nads
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    Nads
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    from Hypocrisy

    Nads is a lover of the salty porcupine.
    Nads has whizzed on a golf course.
    Nads drives his gram to tea and biscuit parties.

    How do you like Nads now, huh?
     
  14. hankcash
    Joined: Apr 18, 2002
    Posts: 2,653

    hankcash
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    Sing along with me...

    Hankcash is really super...
    hankcash is really cool
    Hankcash will walk right over,
    and kick you in your tool

    Your buss is neally neat-o...
    it's not a piece of ****,
    but on this traditional fourm,
    it doesn't really fit

    so take your hippy ***
    to a place you are welcome,
    don't come back again
    or it'll be a hellstorm

    and now my song is ending...
    I hope you had some fun,
    your Birkenstocks smell like bacon
    but they can help you run.

    thank you, thank you,
    Hankcash likes to sing songs
    hankcash likes to write online
    the hankcash will be leaving now
    later-
    HC
     
  15. Max Gearhead
    Joined: Oct 16, 2002
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    Max Gearhead
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    from Wisconsin

  16. gram
    Joined: Dec 30, 2003
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    gram
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    Gram also enjoys Bob Dylan records, he believes the Greatful Dead is very overrated, and does not involve himself in lost adventures. Gram once met Jason Johnson, Jason is a fine young man who is a gift to society, but Jason sruck Gram as being an upperlevel ***Clown.
     
  17. Missing Link
    Joined: Sep 9, 2002
    Posts: 865

    Missing Link
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    Link thinks Gram is a douche bag
    Link thinks Link is doing a bad job at controlling himself to post rebutles on this ****IN' DUMB *** POST!

    Go wipe your *** with your ****in' Sweet Pickles Van!
    Go the **** AWAY!

    And get a hair cut, hippy.
     
  18. hooligan HATES hippies, hooligan likes to beat hippies, hooligan knows Jimmy, Jimmy does'nt like misunderstandings...
     
  19. HANKCASH!

    ROFL!
    Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    maiki [​IMG]
     
  20. gram
    Joined: Dec 30, 2003
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    gram
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    Gram likes this place the HAMB. Nothing like a good mB full of piss and fire. Hines Ward is also an upperlevel ***cLOWN. He is not a leader in the charge for a better land.
     
  21. Man i,m pissin my self over here [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Hey Gram, you should visit AMSTERDAM, you,ll fit right in.
    Just watch out for the drug dogs. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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  22. yorgatron
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
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    yorgatron
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    hankcash = RULER! [​IMG]
     
  23. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,606

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    alright Gram. If you're from rockcity.. then tell me where is the flats??? And who is it that devised the single wing?Where was this gentleman from?? and what team did he coach?
     
  24. Sam says he likes gram and wished gram would show us a picture of his hot rod or go the hell away.

    Also, any guy who has to permanently display the magazine that his car was on the cover of ON/IN HIS CAR has to be a concieted SOB.

    Sam says goodbye.
     
  25. gram
    Joined: Dec 30, 2003
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    The single wing offense is a marvel of a deal made up by Pop Warner. Pop wehnt to school ar cornell in ithaca NY. He coached at Georgia, PITT, COrnell, won a few rose bowls ar Stanford, and ended up at Temple. He also invented the spiral punt, and screen play. And so i dont forget it the man hailed from Springfield NY. The Flats are a strip of entertainment venues if you will located on the banks of the river (the cuyahoga).
     
  26. Hankcash lol, excellent job. VW busses dont belong here, tho i wouldnt mind seeing a dropped shaved and primered one just the the hell of it.
     
  27. gram
    Joined: Dec 30, 2003
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    gram
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    Don't know much about hot rods. thats why I wandered my way here to learn a bit about them. I am really into the VW buses, but a man can never know too much about to many diferent things. Jack Lambert is also somewhat of an ***cLOWN.
     
  28. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,606

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    [ QUOTE ]
    The single wing offense is a marvel of a deal made up by Pop Warner. Pop wehnt to school ar cornell in ithica NY. He coached at Georgia, PITT, COrnell, won a few rose bowls ar Stanford, and ended up at Temple. He also invented the spiral punt, and screen play. And so i dont forget it the man hailed from Springfield NY. The Flats are a strip of entertainment venues if you will located on the banks of the river (the cuyahoga).


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    Well I expected to hear Paul Brown. You have past the football test. Pop was coaching at Cornell in 1906 when he devised the single and double wing. He was the gentleman who also was lucky enough to have Jim Thorpe.
    Sorry though, Your not Germ...... and have failed the VW lovers test...........
     
  29. Kevin Lee
    Joined: Nov 12, 2001
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    Kevin Lee
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    You're no ***jelly.
     
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