Jefferson Swap "I support MIDGET Violence"...... hahaha

Disclaimer:

1-No Midgets were harmed.
2- I have nothing against midgets other than I think they are KICK ***.


So This last weekend was the Jeffersom WI swap.... it is a big tradition around here..... lots of **** boxes and dirtbags....

Its really big, but there is not alot of traditonal stuff...... It is always worth the walk though, as you never know what you might find.

For the last few years we have been selling in this building that is in the middle of the grounds..... no one else ever is in there so we just take over the whole building... Its alot of fun.... we sell some stuff, score some stuff and pretty much just heckle everyone that walks by.... Good times for sure..

With my big move, this might be my last jefferson for awhile and I was kind of bummed... Its wierd, everywhere I go I'm like I wonder if this is the last time.... I am really going to miss my friends.


Anyway this year had an extra twist....... on the way there we heard a radio add for "Midget Wrestling" hahahaha I was like damn we NEED to see that.

So we got rapped up in the swap, but I kept asking everyone if they knew where the Midgets were..... but no one knew... it seemed to be a bust....

But then the Midget Gods pulled through, and as we were standing at our favorite hamburger stand (in Jefferson.... Nite Owl rules Milwaukee haha) this guy named Shorty stops by and hangs a flyer for Midget wrestling at his bar named "Shorty's" haha perfect.

It was ON.


So we were off to see the midgets....


Once we got there it wasn't as cool as I thought it would be..... It was kind of deppressing, kind of like a strip club... you know. The idea of it is actually better than being there.

The star wrestler is "the largest midget in the world" Meatball...
It was funny, but just kind of wierd....

BUT then things got AWSOME. There was a stripper named "CupCake" and there was going to be a kissing contest.... and then she was going to perform lap dances...

So we talked Little Chris into entering the contest and he won.... He is a winner. A true winner.

Lil' Chris is my hero. It was the funniest thing I've seen in years.....
hahaha he made out with a midget. hahaha


It was crazy.


That was a pretty good night.....


America is great.




Here's a couple pics from the swap.

Check out this kids hair..... and that old dudes pony tail.... awsome..



Johnny has a camshaft for a Bugatti Type 35.....



I like when my truck has parts all stacked in it.... ain't it cute?




So here's the good stuff.

Lil'Chris and "Cupcake"



"Meatball"







"Cupcake"






Fun times in Jefferson.

 

This was my favorite part.......

Lil' chris getting ready for the big Kiss.




And a video of the winning kiss...... Notice meatball in the background....





hahahahahaha

 

Something about that is just wrong...........damn I miss my drunk Navy days! HAHAHA

 

oh

my

god

AWESOME

 

Wait till you see the video....

 

They prefer Vertically Challenged

 

HUUUUUHUHUHHUUHUuhuhuhuh Midgets....hahahahaha Danger Danger.

 

too funny

 

Did Johnny get a hair cut???

 

For some reason I knew that was comming...
Dave

 

God Bless the USA.

I want to see this video.... MFS 5 footage?

 

video up....... hahahahaha

 

amazing.....

you haven't lived life till you make out with a Midget in Fighting Ring...

 

Huh... I see you guys there every year, too bad you may not make any more. By the way, who's roadster was there this year? That was pretty sweet!

 

Daisy Duke's got nuthin' on that

 

You think Ryan will highlight this thread for tomorrow's JJ?

 

Dude, you're going to like Austin. That's what we do just about every other Monday night when the Dog and Duck thing isn't going on...

 

I will regret missing that for the rest of my life.

 

lotta "lil person" action goin on lately...

http://www.jockeyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23512

 

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I left all my hair in Austin.....And my heart in Rancho.

Hahahaha I thought wingnutz was gonna cry....

Best part was when we were leaving the bar... and he saw me stand up, and just bolted for the door.

He got to taste Cupcake's BEEF CURTAINS.

 

DAMNIT i cant believe i missed that! ****!

 

Looks like Bleed gets long lasting memories from his last Jefferson.
Wingnutz and Lil' chris will never live this one down. They may have to move to Texas too with Bleed.

 

How did I miss this??

 

Wingnuts gets his midget wings. Ha Ha. He's never going to here the end of this.Bob, you'r going to be missed.
Chuck

 

The fear on Marks face was priceless.......

I think he liked it though.... Who wouldn't? hahaha

 

wow

 

I need a cup of Listerine just from watching that.

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ... Thats funny.

Missed you guys on friday. You must have been looking for that place. I had a lot of cash too.

 

It's a scientific fact - midgets do kick ***.

 

I think we ought to have ryan wrestle midgets at the Round up in Austin next year