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Joke? or To Far?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by ratrod40428, Jun 28, 2004.

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  1. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
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    The real answer to your question is: No! it is not funny, and Yes, you did go too far.
    In our community, it is called Car tampering and you are treated as a felon

    Think before you do any other pranks like this one.
    Do you want to answer to the court system?

    Or if it was my car, do you feel lucky, Punk? Well, do you?
    Go ahead, make my day!
     
  2. Bruce Lancaster
    Joined: Oct 9, 2001
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    Here's the bottom line, IMHO:
    This is a screwup. It can become either a learning experience or the start of a very ugly bad time for you and your cars.
    What you did wasn't right, AND it was severely bad for your practical life because there will be retribution and ostracism.
    Apologizing will likely stop MOST of the retributions. Not apologizing is going to be rough on you and your car for a long time.
    Apologizing is BOTH the right thing to do to square yourself with the world AND the only way to avoid serious pain. Explaining and reexplaining will get you nowhere. Fixit as best you can and get on with life.
     
  3. 19Fordy
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    You believe in Karma? Get ready! [​IMG]
     
  4. InPrimer
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    In order to get respect you must show it,Fun's over GROW UP!
     
  5. I have to agree with the majority...it was too far and had you been in the same boat, you would almost definitely be pissed off too. Hope you can escape a ricer group beatdown. :-/

    Greg
     
  6. metalshapes
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    [ QUOTE ]

    Apologizing is BOTH the right thing to do to square yourself with the world AND the only way to avoid serious pain.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That would be a good start.
    A better way would be to invite all the owners of the cars you and your buddy messed with for a BBQ.
    They all sit and eat and watch you and your buddy wash all the cars.
    Do a good job and make sure they know you are serious when you invite them.
    Have a pressure gauge ready so they can check the pressure in their tires when they leave.
     
  7. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
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    I probably would have introduced you to the front of my best friend; black Chevy truck. Flat tire or not, I would've run your ass down.
     
  8. nekroman
    Joined: Apr 27, 2004
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    That's really just common sense.
     
  9. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    ... common sense.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Obviously in short supply.
     
  10. haring
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    I also see it this way ...

    You obviously thought it was funny, and figured the HAMBers, being the bad-asses that we are, would all think it was really cool.

    News flash, dude -- even those tattooed burly MFers you see in the pages of Mold Skew Rodz and KKKar KKKulture DeluXXXe are generally pretty nice guys, and they don't hedge their bets pulling high school BS.

    It's best not to defend your actions. Yea, in the greater scheme of things, what you did doesn't compare to half of the F'ED-UP yoots out there, but it could have landed you in a world of hurt. You should have thought of that beforehand. And don't backpedal on a story, claiming they were friends, etc. That just makes you look like a real schmendrick.

    What you SHOULD have been doing is fixing flat tires for stranded old ladies along the highway. You could have been passing out cards that said, "YOU'VE BEEN HELPED BY THE HIGHWAY DONKEYS (or whatever you want to call yourselves)." Then, after racking up good karma points, you could have walked into that party, cool as cucumbers, and scored with all the hot chicks from the computer club.*

    *another free piece of advice: Don't lust after the cheerleaders and obvious hotties. In a few years, they will all be haggered, desperate women. The nerdy chess club girls will blossom into the hottest, sexiest mamas around, will be INTERESTING, and secretly CRAZY COOL. So be nice to them now.

    And on second thought, don't use the name HIGHWAY DONKEYS. That's too cool. I want it for myself.
     
  11. kustumizer
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  12. slammed
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    Pull the plug on this this one boss-man,sir!
     
  13. [ QUOTE ]
    *another free piece of advice: Don't lust after the cheerleaders and obvious hotties. In a few years, they will all be haggered, desperate women. The nerdy chess club girls will blossom into the hottest, sexiest mamas around, will be INTERESTING, and secretly CRAZY COOL. So be nice to them now.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That is SO true. [​IMG]
     
  14. speedaddict
    Joined: Sep 28, 2002
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    speedaddict
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    from Austin, Tx

    yes, that is true.... went to my 10 year reunion 2 years ago and found out that the pretty girls love cake too much.
     
  15. Hackerbilt
    Joined: Aug 13, 2001
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    My friends and I built cars together. They co-own a scrapyard.

    One day I decided to hit one up with a prank! I swapped a couple of plug wires around and disconnected the cable from the carb on his 400SBC 73 Capri. Doug comes back, hops in and fires it up! Wow! Missing and won't rev!
    "What happened Doug?" all serious like.... [​IMG] (Heheheh)
    He hops out swearing like a sailor 'cause he's gonna be late for something or other, dives under the hood and has it fixed up in a minite or two...all the while giving me dirty looks because he KNOWS I'm the only one there with the guts to mess around with his car!
    Last words and big grin..."I'll get ya!" [​IMG]
    Yeah RIGHT! Hahaha

    A week later I'm strolling out of the yard after hours and notice some bastard has tossed a cap and wires onto the roof of my 2 year old AMC Eagle!
    I grab them and toss'em back over the fence, hop aboard and guess what?

    Yup! I was there alone for over an hour trying to replace them with no tools or a firing order (18436572 doesn't work on a 6!!!) to go by!!! [​IMG]
    I deserved it...AND got it bigtime. LOL

    AND SO WILL YOU! (GULP!)

    Bill
     
  16. Nads
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    I hate kids, we should kill 'em all and steal their good internal organs (livers, kidneys, hearts, etc) and transplant them into our own bodies.
    We should drive bulldozers over their peanut sized brains.
    Little shits, the lot of 'em.
     
  17. Mutt
    Joined: Feb 6, 2003
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    I don't care if you kill the kids, but leave the Ewes alone... [​IMG]
     
  18. Now this just must be a juvenile thing, because I am still a kid, 23 years old, and we pull way better pranks. I never have fucked with anyones property. And when my friends and I drink usually everyone is in the fighting mode... so consider yourself lucky, you would not have been able to post this thread had you flattend the tires on my 79 GMC or 54 Chevy.

    Now for some good pranks.

    When we decided to go out in the hills to a party full of people that weren't our good friends we would go and crash it. The best is we would get in my buddies pickup with spot lights and creep up to the party, turn on the spots and turn on a siren on a mega phone. This is good because you scare the shit out of everyone and they run for the hills. You then get to stop, grab some free beers, and laugh at everyone when they come back. In the end they may not laugh with you, and they may be pissed you drank their beer, but they will be relieved it was you and not the cops.

    Or just open you buddies hood at a red light.

    Bottom line, harmless pranks that you enjoy and others don't. Just expect it in return.

    Geno
     
  19. kustumizer
    Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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    not all kids are bad!! Nate
     
  20. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
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    TINGLER

    Me and my pals usta just run around and punch each other in the balls.

    It got old after a while...
     
  21. The other night me and some friends heard about a party that some local kids were having, we didnt really want to go to the party, so we decided to play a joke on them... the party started at 10 so we waited untill like 12, then we snuck to where the kids cars were parked and let the air out of one of each cars tires(all Toyotas,Jettas,and 90's Ford trucks.... nothing cool)...

    <font color="red"> Somehow trying to appear cool by mentioning that the tires you flattened were not on cool cars? </font>

    We snuck away without them noticing we were there.... When they went to go leave at 1 in the morning, drunk, and found there tires flattened they got pissed... so pissed that they threatened both my 67 Grand Prix and Cian's(King_Caddy) 53 Caddy.... Now we were just playing a joke but they took it to far....

    <font color="red"> Gee, they wanted to fuck up your cars after you messed with there's I wonder why? </font>

    Do ya'll considder this a joke or was it to far?

    <font color="red"> have you no common sense? </font>

    Anyone got any stories like this one? let me hear them if you do...

    <font color="red"> First rule of revenge, never get cute and admit to anything, how did they find out? I supposed you were proud of yourselves and told them after a while. </font>

    ok ok ok let me defend myself.... first off i have to say the main reasons for doing it were to keep them from going out driving,

    <font color="red"> Oh so it was an act of nobility on your part </font>

    since im friends with them, and about a week before they went out paint balling and shot my friends car leaving small dents all over it,

    <font color="red"> Then in the next sentence, it's revenge... </font>

    all we was let the air out of one tire.. which is worse?

    <font color="red"> So now 2 wrongs make a right? </font>

    and these are the kids that go out egging and stupid stuff like that... the "cool" kids in highschool who are dicks to everyone except those who there closest friends with....

    <font color="red"> jealousy rears it's ugly head... </font>

    these kids are my friends and they were only really pissed when they were drunk.. once they sobered up they were just kinda like whatever get the compressor, they filled up their tire and left... were stil friends..... yes i know it wasnt the smartest thing ive ever done, but you need to know these kids...

    <font color="red"> Again he tries to justify the act with a "you need to know these kids"

    You need to let go of the jealousy you have for these kids just because they are better looking and hung than you are.
    </font>

    <font color="red"> After this shit storm what you did couldn't possibly still make sense to you, could it? </font>
     
  22. Dat Dirty Rat
    Joined: Jan 15, 2003
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    Pretty dumb prank if you ask me,,,You thought it was kool to f@#$ w/their cars,,,so deal with the cards you dealt like man!!
    Its like sucker punching somebody only to wind up getting your ass kicked then trying to press charges afterwards..

    Dirty
     
  23. Radman
    Joined: May 22, 2004
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    Ha Ha Ha! To fuckin funny! You rock man!
     
  24. kustumizer
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    what is this post still going on for??? Ryan delete this bitch of a disease!! Nate
     
  25. Radman
    Joined: May 22, 2004
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    [ QUOTE ]
    what is this post still going on for??? Ryan delete this bitch of a disease!! Nate

    [/ QUOTE ]


    HAHA!! You felt compelled to post 6 freakin times!!!!
     
  26. kustumizer
    Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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    yep, i sure did! woop heres 7!
     
  27. nor cal nic
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    'yer 'title' should be changed from FNG to f$%@in' idiot.
    nic
     
  28. The37Kid
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    This was not funny! You and your pal need to buy flashlights and good batteries. Every time you plan to go somewhere check for brake fluid leaks, the flashlight will come in handy for the nitetime inspections. Don't forget to check your tire pressure while making your preflight rounds. Still think your joke was funny? [​IMG]
     
  29. JamesG
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    Where the hell's Germ? He needs to get in on this one. [​IMG]
     
  30. HEYYYYYYYYY ASSHOLE, your a fucking dickless prick, touch my car &amp; i catch ya they'll be removing a size 14 steeltoed work boot from your ass [​IMG] [​IMG]....joe

    o yea read my signature too
     
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